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Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 06:25 AM
probably an old topic but I had to laugh when this happened.....

And can anyone else post pics of funny places their vehicle landed in the game?

http://users.on.net/~aviannix37/parkedcar1.jpg

http://users.on.net/~aviannix37/parkedcar2.jpg

Critical Errors
05-09-2014, 06:47 AM
I play as the character Johanna Darkwater. Human female survivalist, Born of human and Castithan parentage, hence her white hair.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^There's the problem! Someone gave the blonde chick the keys! :p

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 08:15 AM
I play as the character Johanna Darkwater. Human female survivalist, Born of human and Castithan parentage, hence her white hair.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^There's the problem! Someone gave the blonde chick the keys! :p


You mean the half casti chick hehe

Odessa
05-09-2014, 08:53 AM
My driving skills are what legends are made of... or nightmares. Depends on if you're a passenger or bystander. The general rule of thumb is not to follow me... ever and bring your Waterwings/parachute if you are a passenger. If there's a building... I'm either on it or in it. Water? I'm swimming. Tree? In it. Log/guard railing? On it. I tend to take a B-line to my destination, obstacles be damned.

So then there are the random emergencies. Nothing like landing on top of a truck when the Volge are around:

Warhorse500
05-09-2014, 12:45 PM
If you've ever parked your Challenger in a tree....YOOUUUUU might be an arkhunter.

If you've ever had to hose hellbug skitterlings off your grille....YOOOUUUUU might be an arkhunter.

If you've ever tried to jump the broken bridge outside Top-Notch Toolworks, Dukes of Hazzard-style....YOOOOUUUU might be an arkhunter.

(They really need to put a ramp on both ends of that bridge...just sayin'...)

If you've ever swerved your Raptor just so you can hit a 99'er....YOOOOUUUUU might be an arkhunter.

Tsort
05-09-2014, 12:53 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/2mnkv0z.jpg

Odessa
05-09-2014, 12:53 PM
I felt super guilty when a friend spawned on me to see if there were any incursions in my world. I had just flew over the top of a mountain and straight into the water. I was swimming and noticed a green arrow in the open water on my mini map. Whoops! Now everyone asks me if I'm on solid ground before jumping. :D

3rdpig
05-09-2014, 01:04 PM
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60401942/OhShtako.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60401942/OhShtako2.jpg

Bonehead
05-09-2014, 01:14 PM
I think Pig wins.

Amack
05-09-2014, 01:18 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/2hwzl34.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/juwap5.jpg

http://i60.tinypic.com/11sdqnb.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/24y4cc7.jpg

http://i62.tinypic.com/2ywhnjt.jpg

That's right! The car first shed its tires and then proceeded to fly to New York. I have not seen this clan member since. I hope he is doing okay.

Tsort
05-09-2014, 01:57 PM
Still. Pig wins.

Bonehead
05-09-2014, 02:43 PM
Still. Pig wins.

That's all I'm saying.

MagnusRune Daltus
05-09-2014, 05:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eebTTLU.png

Sliverbaer
05-09-2014, 06:21 PM
Back in the day on PS3:
http://forums.defiance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1817&d=1366415167
http://forums.defiance.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1818&d=1366415168

From PC recording of Incursion where vehicles kept despawning
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5118/14148676504_9ce58a536e_o.png

Market
05-09-2014, 07:10 PM
There are some really great shots in this thing... Mine might not be quite that epic, but they're odd parking jobs all the same. ;)

http://i58.tinypic.com/ci24o.jpg

http://i62.tinypic.com/9u24nt.jpg

Bonehead
05-09-2014, 07:35 PM
Okay Market that back seat one is pretty funny.

Agonist
05-09-2014, 08:01 PM
http://images.mmorpg.com//images/galleries/full/172013/36418607-8f52-4477-a8e4-e458d5a61d2c.png

http://images.mmorpg.com//images/galleries/full/172013/0114eb25-4b18-4e23-9130-235f44e41ec7.png

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 10:07 PM
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60401942/OhShtako.jpg

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/60401942/OhShtako2.jpg



This is one of my favourites in this thread. how the hell do you land on top of the street sign?

I've also landed on a truck near Volge but driving one of the small quad bike things

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 10:12 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/2mnkv0z.jpg


And this one. I love landings that involve guide rails, random trees, Volge. Oh on that try driving and after a jump landing on a volge. You can't plan stuff like that but I've had it happen.

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 10:12 PM
oops wrong reply

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 10:14 PM
Grrrrrrr keeps adding the wrong picture... It won't let me quote your picture Tsort

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 10:18 PM
My driving skills are what legends are made of... or nightmares. Depends on if you're a passenger or bystander. The general rule of thumb is not to follow me... ever and bring your Waterwings/parachute if you are a passenger. If there's a building... I'm either on it or in it. Water? I'm swimming. Tree? In it. Log/guard railing? On it. I tend to take a B-line to my destination, obstacles be damned.

So then there are the random emergencies. Nothing like landing on top of a truck when the Volge are around:


Haha done that only to have the car explode and land 10 feet from the scene, then get ganked by Volge

Chocolatelover67
05-09-2014, 10:19 PM
http://i58.tinypic.com/2hwzl34.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/juwap5.jpg

http://i60.tinypic.com/11sdqnb.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/24y4cc7.jpg

http://i62.tinypic.com/2ywhnjt.jpg

That's right! The car first shed its tires and then proceeded to fly to New York. I have not seen this clan member since. I hope he is doing okay.


How does that happen? Is that a game bug?

Now I want to try that

Market
05-09-2014, 10:24 PM
Okay Market that back seat one is pretty funny.

My son and I both enjoy doing this frequently. Park the Raptor somewhere near a fight and hop in the back... now all we need is a /popcorn emote... lol

Chocolatelover67
05-12-2014, 09:18 PM
This was at Iron Demon Ranch...... Love the floating grenades that just sit there flashing........

Why is it that events happen here but not at other "safe" locations?

http://users.on.net/~aviannix37/funnypicture.jpg

Smitch
05-12-2014, 11:29 PM
How does that happen? Is that a game bug?

Now I want to try that

Not sure if it's been patched (probably has) but there was a trick that involved ALT-Tabbing out...And you car would loose it's wheels and start flying off into the distance...Usually with the driver (and sometimes passenger) still in it. :) I had a very nice trip over Ara's compound and out to sea once.

Chocolatelover67
05-13-2014, 01:16 AM
Not sure if it's been patched (probably has) but there was a trick that involved ALT-Tabbing out...And you car would loose it's wheels and start flying off into the distance...Usually with the driver (and sometimes passenger) still in it. :) I had a very nice trip over Ara's compound and out to sea once.

Oh wow and what vehicles do it? I have to try it.