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Chocolatelover67
05-24-2014, 08:05 AM
OK everyone join in.

1. When you walk around and see chevrons in colours above everyone around you and energy bars.

2. When you think about aiming your car at people you think might be raiders

3. When a shooting star happens you watch it then resist the urge to yell "arkfall" and go chasing after it to see where it lands

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rebtattoo
05-24-2014, 09:16 AM
You're on controller number 3 in a year because of all the times you threw the damned things at the walls after discoing at the end of a major event losing rewards for the last 1/2-1 1/2 hours of work.

You're on console number 2 or 3 because of all the hard freezes destroying your machines.

When not playing, you ponder how many times during the next session you'll see the "Critical Error" screen and start making pools with clan mates.

Olaf
05-24-2014, 11:12 AM
When your using your PC to browse the internet while expecting a Critical Disconnect.

ConcreteSnake
05-24-2014, 11:14 AM
When you type /played and the answer is 68 days

konstantinov
05-24-2014, 11:18 AM
When you type /played and the answer is 68 days

70 days here.

Barry Dingel
05-24-2014, 11:44 AM
When your wife leaves you, your kids forget your name, and your dog growls at you when you come upstairs because he thinks your a stranger.

mikeel
05-24-2014, 11:49 AM
( 1 ) When your bored to death and the only thing left to do is Sieges & Co-op's.

( 2 ) When the pvp is not even remotely interesting anymore. Only doing it for the + 15 to ego via Echelon season one contract.

( 3 ) When killing other peoples vehicles at incursions with the bug gun becomes too much fun. You start hunting players vehicles.

( 4 ) When you've driven around Paradise Valley for the 3 millionth time and making road kill becomes a sport.

cuba 666
05-24-2014, 11:54 AM
When you type /played and the answer is 68 days

I did it...../played ... 268 days ... Something is wrong with me...

konstantinov
05-24-2014, 11:54 AM
I did it...../played ... 268 days ... Something is wrong with me...

Whoa........................

OttawaREDBLACKS
05-24-2014, 11:59 AM
1. you still enjoy the game
2. you still spend money on bits
3. when you start to see people do nothing use but what they *****ed and complained about months in the past.

internaut
05-24-2014, 12:05 PM
When in your dreams at night you shout out, "no chocolatelover, do it this way, not that way!" :D

duction
05-24-2014, 01:25 PM
I did it...../played ... 268 days ... Something is wrong with me...


off the top of my head thats over 15 hours everyday over the whole time the games live... you are a trooper lol

mines @ 111 days, and im in full time work lol

cuba 666
05-24-2014, 01:37 PM
off the top of my head thats over 15 hours everyday over the whole time the games live... you are a trooper lol

mines @ 111 days, and im in full time work lol
Oh I do work but most of the time I leave my toon on it........

Ashlocke
05-24-2014, 03:56 PM
You know you've played too much Defiance when...................

You see game breaking bug and are not the least bit surprised, nor does it even elicit a reaction at all.

Atticus Batman
05-24-2014, 04:04 PM
You know you've played too much Defiance when...................


You wish you could just jump shards or switch to a different server to avoid the people that annoy you. Or you are tempted to challenge them to a duel just to show them that you actually know what you are doing.

Riz
05-24-2014, 04:09 PM
When you ask the guy at the supermarket where they stored the arkforge

Chocolatelover67
05-24-2014, 07:40 PM
When you ask the guy at the supermarket where they stored the arkforge


OMG I love that.......

Can't stop laughing.

Chocolatelover67
05-24-2014, 07:41 PM
When in your dreams at night you shout out, "no chocolatelover, do it this way, not that way!" :D


I don't know you.

Chocolatelover67
05-24-2014, 07:48 PM
When you ask siri a question and then say "thanks Ego"

Your local gun shop doesn't sell coldfire weapons

Griffix8
05-24-2014, 08:26 PM
Hear someone say Wolfhound and think of the pistol then wonder if they need mods for that....

SxB_xPUDDYTATx
05-24-2014, 09:08 PM
when you file a paper request for anything at work, then go straight to your boss to see if "live chat" will be any faster

taco man 67
05-24-2014, 11:18 PM
when u say stupid stuff like I like cheese, and people don have to look at your name to know u said it

taco man 67
05-24-2014, 11:19 PM
when u say stupid stuff like I like cheese, and people don have to look at your name to know u said itoh and bye the way I like cheese

x Eternal Oddyssey x
05-24-2014, 11:31 PM
You know you play defiance to much when you goto bed at 8am and goto sleep for 3 hours and dream about defiance and wake up and get on defiance.

idonthideiblaze
05-25-2014, 12:17 AM
When u watch nething with explosions n think they really need to nerf big boomers

Market
05-25-2014, 12:35 AM
When you look at the junky 10 year old car in your driveway and think "Well, it still has more torque than the Raptor!"

I love the game, I really do. I just couldn't resist this. ;)

mikeel
05-25-2014, 12:39 AM
When you've collected more Scrip then Varus Soleptor.

taco man 67
05-25-2014, 07:40 PM
When you've collected more Scrip then Varus Soleptor.guilty.......

jschmuck33
05-25-2014, 07:55 PM
I did it...../played ... 268 days ... Something is wrong with me...

How is that even possible?

tandrisa
05-25-2014, 08:09 PM
you know you played to much when you pull up to an industrial dumpster and try to buy weapons and mods 6947

yue
05-25-2014, 09:19 PM
When you use .... He's not gonna stop .... In real life conversations like it's a normal thing and look at ppl funny cause they don't get it

DSW
05-25-2014, 09:43 PM
How is that even possible?
maybe he was idling for days?

Seizan
05-25-2014, 10:21 PM
When your wife leaves you, your kids forget your name, and your dog growls at you when you come upstairs because he thinks your a stranger.

winner..............

Chocolatelover67
05-25-2014, 11:46 PM
you know you played to much when you pull up to an industrial dumpster and try to buy weapons and mods 6947


Oh hahaha winner..........

What kind of places would have those though?

Deirachel
05-26-2014, 01:03 AM
...you start referring to your wife as EGO because of the nagging.

...you don't worry about your clothes, because "everyone else is just going to see General Steve" anyway.

...you hope the hot girl in the yoga pants has "Hunter's Stance" on her loadout.

...you see a Nerf gun, and wonder what nano it has.

Deirachel
05-26-2014, 08:27 AM
Oh hahaha winner..........

What kind of places would have those though?

That's an industrial dumpster with a built in hydraulic ram/compactor. In the US, you'd find this sort of thing at Shopping Malls, shipping warehouses, large groceries, or major department stores (Wal*Mart, for example).

Etaew
05-26-2014, 08:37 AM
- When you roll out of a moving vehicle when you reach your destination
- When you start thinking about explosives in large crowds
- When you walk away from a conversation as soon as you interact
- When you start worrying if you see another person about the threat level increasing to 10

tandrisa
05-26-2014, 09:00 AM
Oh hahaha winner..........

What kind of places would have those though? places like factories that have to compact the trash for disposal

PseudoCool
05-26-2014, 04:53 PM
.. when you see a bumble bee and your wife sounds like EGO when she's yelling at you to kill it

... when you see a homeless guy and your eyeballing him to see if he screams and spits at you.

.. when you drive up a mountain and wonder where the Progenitor is..

Irteip Zeugirdor
05-26-2014, 05:04 PM
When you watch the TV show Cosmos and when Neil Degrasse Tyson says the phrase Dark Matter!! all of the sudden you unconsciously end up saying "Invite".

Chocolatelover67
05-26-2014, 06:33 PM
When you watch the TV show Cosmos and when Neil Degrasse Tyson says the phrase Dark Matter!! all of the sudden you unconsciously end up saying "Invite".

Haha I like this one too. Funny

tandrisa
05-26-2014, 06:49 PM
you know you play to much defiance
when you see several vehicles in circle and try to drive thru them to hit the dm on the other side

Chocolatelover67
05-27-2014, 03:01 AM
You go to the bank to take out money and ask for 1000 scrip.......

I am ashamed to say I did this by accident.

Irteip Zeugirdor
05-28-2014, 07:56 AM
When you start referring fire ants and roaches as hellbugs.

Chocolatelover67
05-28-2014, 08:14 PM
When you start referring fire ants and roaches as hellbugs.

Or see a huge spider on the wall like a big money spider and want to get a gun :)

Panoramix18
05-28-2014, 08:57 PM
The answer to any problem is "shoot it in its hideous maw"

Chocolatelover67
05-29-2014, 06:21 AM
The answer to any problem is "shoot it in its hideous maw"


Hehe, the hellion.......

Imagine if one of those appeared in Central Park

Zhedda
05-29-2014, 06:37 AM
When I start my Dodge Challenger RT and I wonder why it doesn't sound like an 18-wheeler. Then, when I put it in drive, it boggles me that it does not handle like one too.

Rokea
05-29-2014, 06:50 AM
When you feel a futuristic terraformed earth and the life there after would be way better than the current one

Chocolatelover67
05-29-2014, 10:05 AM
When I start my Dodge Challenger RT and I wonder why it doesn't sound like an 18-wheeler. Then, when I put it in drive, it boggles me that it does not handle like one too.

Does it climb hills with ease and fly off them? :)

Whippy
05-29-2014, 11:32 AM
You know when you play defiance to much when you step in dog poo and begin to walk slower.

Festival
05-29-2014, 11:56 AM
...when you start aggressively refusing help from friends on projects because you know as soon as a couple of them show up, the job will take ridiculously longer to complete, you'll use ten times the supplies to get it done, and everyone will leave with a bad taste in their mouth.

Whippy
05-29-2014, 06:52 PM
When you tell your friend to get in your car so the monolith doesn't send you flying.

Mudturtle Jones
05-29-2014, 06:54 PM
When you realize you replied to a thread like this nearly a year ago.

Chocolatelover67
05-29-2014, 07:39 PM
When you realize you replied to a thread like this nearly a year ago.


I didn't know that. Which thread?

Mudturtle Jones
05-30-2014, 02:42 PM
This one:
http://forums.defiance.com/showthread.php?85275-You-know-you-ve-played-too-much-Defiance-when-...
I hope I copied that right.

mikeel
05-30-2014, 03:39 PM
When you attempt countless times to reach the new landmass only to keep getting thrown back to the mainland.

Irteip Zeugirdor
05-30-2014, 05:10 PM
When you go to a casino and starts wondering if the slots machine you're playing is a Tier 3 or a Tier 4

Burned In Effigy
05-30-2014, 05:27 PM
When you get in your car and half expect it to disappear

B_Draco
05-30-2014, 06:14 PM
70 days here.

Umm... 118 here...

Not to mention I know I've played far too much...

(1)Takes 5 minutes of wandering around to get bored.

(2)When I find an OJ, it's 99.9% of the time crap.

(3)It has turned into a grind fest for pretty much every resource.

(4)When you've played 118 days of Defiance, YOU WANNA PLAY ANYTHING BUT DEFIANCE!!!

Chocolatelover67
05-30-2014, 09:22 PM
This one:
http://forums.defiance.com/showthread.php?85275-You-know-you-ve-played-too-much-Defiance-when-...
I hope I copied that right.


Yeah thanks for the link........ I only started the game on March 11 this year so didn't know about the other thread. Plus the email notification like other things Trion is borked :D