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NeuroticHitman
08-05-2014, 04:43 PM
What's the word Kiwi!? Morgana!? Anybody...


http://www.silverfernz.com/ProdImages/RD0001/little-kiwi-flies-to-the-rescue-p.jpg

CM Kiwibird
08-05-2014, 04:46 PM
Hi there. I'm here. We're not gone! Unfortunately, I don't have a concrete ETA to share with everyone, but we are working hard to get Defiance back up for everyone. :o

P.S. BEST PICTURE

Alastar
08-05-2014, 04:48 PM
I think Kiwi just stole your pic bruh ;)

EDIT: That response time was jekking amazing lol +1 Kiwi

Armitage Solar
08-05-2014, 04:49 PM
Wow.. how vague can you get Kiwi???

Pretty easy thing.. use whatever in-house communication system you folks use and ASK someone.

As a Computer Tech, System Admin, and Network Engineer, I know for a fact that I could quickly ask the various departments an ETA and hash together an average based on their overall answers.

Unless, of course, the company does not allow you to communicate with the rest of the departments. If that is the case, ignore this post. :)

Tandy
08-05-2014, 04:50 PM
Thanks Kiwi.

Flank
08-05-2014, 04:54 PM
Wow.. how vague can you get Kiwi???

Pretty easy thing.. use whatever in-house communication system you folks use and ASK someone.

As a Computer Tech, System Admin, and Network Engineer, I know for a fact that I could quickly ask the various departments an ETA and hash together an average based on their overall answers.

Unless, of course, the company does not allow you to communicate with the rest of the departments. If that is the case, ignore this post. :)


Watch your tongue fella.. show the lady some respect.
She is not the one patching.. and can only relay what is given to
her, to do so..

Big Jack Shepard
08-05-2014, 04:54 PM
Hey Kiwi, next live stream you should make those two oafs sit behind you. :)

Flank
08-05-2014, 04:54 PM
Thanks Kiwi.

NeuroticHitman
08-05-2014, 04:56 PM
Hey Kiwi, next live stream you should make those two oafs sit behind you. :)

Thank you Kiwi :)
And I agree with Jack...Make them sit behind you, make them talk less, and every time they say "Actually" slap'em.

MeatBeater
08-05-2014, 04:57 PM
lol whiteknight internet tough guy eh? I wish I could be a badass on the internet like you.

Ali Mente
08-05-2014, 04:57 PM
Hi there. I'm here. We're not gone! We are working hard to get Defiance back up for everyone. :o


Haha nice Joke ! Epic Fail of the Week !

CM Kiwibird
08-05-2014, 05:00 PM
Thanks for the support, everyone! :o We do appreciate your patience during this downtime.

For more information on what we've been up to, please check out this post from Scapes:


My turn?

Well, we ran into an issue with the Silicon Valley patch in which servers with the update experienced an infinite queue after only a small number of players joined. We were unable to resolve these queues which appeared once we unlocked the servers. This issue wasn't experienced during testing or on PTS due to insufficient volume of players compared to our live servers.

We're working on applying a change to address the queuing and load issues and we estimate a server update later tonight which will allow players to begin playing Defiance's new Silicon Valley world expansion. The team is all-hands-on-deck to get our service live and I anticipate we'll have an update to share in about an hour.

Darq
08-05-2014, 05:23 PM
Wow.. how vague can you get Kiwi???

Pretty easy thing.. use whatever in-house communication system you folks use and ASK someone.

As a Computer Tech, System Admin, and Network Engineer, I know for a fact that I could quickly ask the various departments an ETA and hash together an average based on their overall answers.

Unless, of course, the company does not allow you to communicate with the rest of the departments. If that is the case, ignore this post. :)

If you are a Sys Admin, tech, and network engineer, you of all people know you don't tell the end user "It's all screwed up, and we're trying to repair the damage done and make everything work again" The normal IT line to the end user is "This is a known issue and we are continuing efforts to remedy the situation. No ETA is available at this time. Thank you for your patience"

JadedSinn
08-05-2014, 05:43 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-X_puRsXeI4M/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABA/gK3rC1u0DUY/photo.jpg

lets make this the new kiwi singnle >.> shhhh i barrowed it from some where. but i think theres someone out there that can " edit it for me " :D

Iceberg
08-05-2014, 05:44 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-X_puRsXeI4M/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABA/gK3rC1u0DUY/photo.jpg

lets make this the new kiwi singnle >.> shhhh i barrowed it from some where. but i think theres someone out there that can " edit it for me " :D

If it is on the internet, it is free game.

Erra1134
08-05-2014, 05:50 PM
I think this should be the kiwi signal. haha

rhmckendree
08-05-2014, 05:53 PM
Watch your tongue fella.. show the lady some respect.
She is not the one patching.. and can only relay what is given to
her, to do so..
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZLt1k_gz7gs/TwY243slQ5I/AAAAAAAABLc/WcMj17SvCBo/s1600/thumbs-up.jpg

Flank
08-05-2014, 05:56 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZLt1k_gz7gs/TwY243slQ5I/AAAAAAAABLc/WcMj17SvCBo/s1600/thumbs-up.jpg

Thanks friend.. he is sending me Private Messages..

is kind of cute..

Flank
08-05-2014, 05:58 PM
If it is on the internet, it is free game.

Is def free game.. and logo seems kind of 7th Legion'ish.

a bit fitting, I do think.

Holy Bahamut3
08-05-2014, 06:00 PM
http://imgur.com/YeygTVg

More of this eh Kiwi? Loved it so much I saved it for a rainy day. Thank you.

Belle Starr
08-05-2014, 06:02 PM
Thanks Kiwi.

Wow! a response in three minutes, and lots of people are already complaining about it less than an hour later! :)

Beware! The Kiwi is always watching! As are the naysayers! :D

Seriously Kiwi, thanks for trying to keep us in the loop ;)

mclumpo
08-05-2014, 06:29 PM
It's been well over an hour. Any new info?

Iceberg
08-05-2014, 06:30 PM
It's been well over an hour. Any new info?

"Soon" /10char

JadedSinn
08-05-2014, 06:30 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-X_puRsXeI4M/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABA/gK3rC1u0DUY/photo.jpg

send up the call KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (( endless echo though the city ))

nitroz76
08-05-2014, 06:33 PM
http://www.xp4t.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kiwi_bird_fruit.png

BJWyler
08-05-2014, 06:33 PM
If you are a Sys Admin, tech, and network engineer, you of all people know you don't tell the end user "It's all screwed up, and we're trying to repair the damage done and make everything work again" The normal IT line to the end user is "This is a known issue and we are continuing efforts to remedy the situation. No ETA is available at this time. Thank you for your patience"

Actually, as a former Admin myself, the normal IT line is usually this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8

JadedSinn
08-05-2014, 06:36 PM
https://d13yacurqjgara.cloudfront.net/users/27356/screenshots/649622/kiwi-2.gif

nathanpbutler
08-05-2014, 06:38 PM
It's been well over an hour. Any new info?

There's a reason my sig banner refers to "Trion Time." Such a time zone exists only within the Trion offices and would appear to be related to a hole in spacetime that rips larger every time a patch must be made to patch a previous patch.