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Belle Starr
12-18-2014, 06:39 AM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza!

Belle Starr: Hi there Starr-gazers, this is Belle Starr, Special Correspondent for FCN with a special news bulletin, brought to y’all by Von Bach Industries, “Advanced solutions for an ever-changing world!” I’m here with my sixteen year-old Castian colleague and clan mate in Team Evolution, Lady Christianna! Lady and I went out last night, and after partying with the girl posse at The Crater, took a few pictures of the weird stuff happening in the Bay Area now for y’all! Take off the headphones, stop chewing the bubble gum, and say “Hi” to the folks, Lady!

Lady Christianna: Hi.

http://i.imgur.com/0KKJr0E.jpg

Belle Starr: Love that enthusiasm! Today, H-E-double-hockey-sticks has indeed frozen over! It is snowing in Paradise and I have the pictures to prove it! That, like, almost never ever happens in San Francisco! Rain, sure, sunshine, a lot, but snow – wow! As you might guess, driving is more than a little hazardous! What do you think of it Lady?

Lady Christianna: It’s cool.

http://i.imgur.com/dJRJ6Bg.jpg

Belle Starr: Love the play on words, Lady! Anyway, with the Artic chill has come a hail storm of new ark falls chock full of angry and hostile Volge! How do I know they are angry and hostile? Because Volge are always angry and hostile!

Lady Christianna: Uh uh. That one doesn’t look angry. It looks like he has a snowball in his hand.

http://i.imgur.com/SLvXAMJ.jpg

Belle Starr: Hmm, you may be right! Let’s look at the next picture! OMG, the bugs are big this year!

Lady Christianna: That’s a photobomb. *smack*

Belle Starr: Of course it is! I totally knew that! Quit blowing bubbles on air!

Lady Christianna: *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/e9EZxZB.jpg

Belle Starr: If only I hadn’t promised your daddy I’d protégé you… anyway… it seem there is a beautiful northern lights effect at the end of each of these holiday ark falls! What do you think Lady?

Lady Christianna: Colorful. *smack*

Belle Starr: Well, that’s all the news that is new and is news on this here event! I’ll be back in the days to come as the situation develops, although I can’t say the same for Lady Christianna! Please send us any pictures you aren’t entering into the photo contest! Until then Starr-gazers, keep your feet warm and your powder dry! What you have you to say Lady?

Lady Christianna: Bye. *smack*

Tura Satana
12-18-2014, 07:22 AM
Heh I love it! Thanks for this : )

Belle Starr
12-18-2014, 02:29 PM
Heh I love it! Thanks for this : )

Glad u enjoyed it! :)

Yama Kamikaze
12-18-2014, 02:36 PM
That bug picture = The best picture.....I've said too much.

CM Kiwibird
12-18-2014, 02:54 PM
Loving it! Can't wait for more shots!

Fallen_Aingeal
12-18-2014, 03:21 PM
Glad to see you didn't retire! Great report. Looking forward to the follow-ups!

blucifershammer13
12-18-2014, 03:46 PM
Belle ur the best pls don't retire

Vega
12-18-2014, 04:55 PM
          

Belle Starr
12-19-2014, 09:18 PM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Belle Starr: Hey y’all, this is Belle Starr, Special Correspondent for FCN with another special news bulletin on the Solstice Strike event, along with my Castian co-anchor, Lady Christianna, who is anything-but-sweet sixteen! Yeah, she is STILL here despite my protests! Something about cultural diversity and me not having the power to fire anybody, or so my director says, dag nab it! At least she’s not chewing bubble gum on air anymore!

Lady Christianna: *smack*

Belle Starr: *sigh* Okay today we are covering the sudden outcrop of people wearing reindeer horns and actual reindeer sightings in the Bay area during the Solstice Strike event!

Lady Christianna: Maybe people are just horny this time of year. *smack*

Belle Starr: OMG, I cannot believe you just said that on air! What would your Daddy say? I guess we’ll find out later! Anywho, I decided to use my investigative talents and my clan mates in Team Evolution to find the elusive critters! The reindeer not the horny people – darn, now you got me saying it! Funny thing, my clan mates were more than happy to help, since the Tarr family has put a contract out on spotting the varmints! In particular, the Tarr family want us to find a reindeer named Rudolph with – get this – a shiny nose!

Lady Christianna: Some would even say it glows. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/fDd57Di.jpg

Belle Starr: Sounded like hogwash, but you know me, I’m always up for a challenge! So I jumped into my Challenger and went off to find Rudolph! Get it! Challenge… Challenger… Never mind! *sigh*

Lady Christianna: You try. You’re very trying. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/6DjOoNI.jpg

Belle Starr: So the first stop was to see – wait, huh!?!?! Hmm! Anyway, I went to one of the new Solstice Strike ark falls but only found Volge and ark hunters but no reindeer, let alone one with a red nose! Hmm, I'm either leaping out of my car or sitting on an invisible bar stool! Whatever! However I did discover one thing: Ark hunters may be great drivers, but they can’t park worth a darn!

Lady Christianna: Tis the season. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/OOenzFF.jpg

Belle Starr: I did get a lead that Rudolph might be at Port Bruno in Silly Valley – I mean Silicone Valley! But I only found my good friend and Team Evolution clan mate Blucifershammer, dressed kind of like Santa Claus! A very, VERY, scary Santa Claus! Although I might still sit on his lap and tell him what I want for Christmas! *giggle*

Lady Christianna: Ho, ho, ho. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/u2VkuBX.jpg

Belle Starr: Blu told me that another Team Evolution clan mate – wait, what did you call me! Never mind! Blu told me that Saskyrie, who may be part demon, had spotted Rudolph at Ara Shondu’s Estate, just outside the outer wall near the front entrance, so I teleported to her! Yeah I can do that! Can you say EGO! I knew you could!

Lady Christianna: She’s hot. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/1g4lR2e.jpg

Belle Starr: I told all my clan mates in Team Evolution that we had found Rudolph, and guess what? My clan founder, Somedude – yes, that really IS his name – and his bodyguard, Giban, arrived to have their picture taken with Rudolph and his nose really is red! Rudolph, not Somedude, although he has been known to drink a few beers! Somedude, not Rudolph!

Lady Christianna: A few? *smack*

Belle Starr: I’m going to ignore that last statement young lady and let’s hope Somedude will too! You know, if you look at the picture carefully, it looks like Giban is pointing his gun at Rudolph! I wonder why? I’m pretty sure reindeer aren’t dangerous or anything!

Lady Christianna: Hunting season. *smack*

Belle Starr: NO! We would never do that! Team Evil maybe, but never Team Evolution! We’d never kill Bambi! We help people, not kill them… unless they are bad guys… or try to kill us… or have ark forge we want like War Master! Team Evolution is the good guys! And good gals! Like me! I’m nice!

Lady Christianna: And I’m naughty. *smack*

Belle Starr: And we have the titles to prove it! You can buy them at the Tarr Vendor at The Fork during the Solstice, along with a few new festive Challengers! That Tarr family never miss a chance to make some scrip, although Lady Stahma scares me like no Monarch or Blacklung EVER could!

Lady Christianna: Totes. *smack*

Belle Starr: Well that’s it for now Starr-gazers! We at FCN really appreciate your feedback, so please submit your reactions and any photos you care to share, but be sure to keep the best one for yourself! Trion is again sponsoring a screenshot contest as to the Solstice events, see http://forums.defiance.com/showthread.php?179261-Solstice-Strike-Screenshot-Contest , so be sure and enter your best! See y’all next time! Lady, got anything to say to our viewers?

Lady Christianna: Later. *smack*

Belle Starr
12-20-2014, 05:54 AM
Sorry! I usually don't ever, ever, bump up my own posts, but I did it today for two reaons:

1. I usually post these bulletins as to events right around this time, but I got a bee in my bonnet last night to write and post, so I did! and :)

2. These "love potion" and "black magic" and etc. spams are really bumming me out! Serious threads, and not so serious threads like mine (LOL!) are getting lost in the bombardment! Devs, anyway u can stop this? You stopped the cartoon **** last summer! :(

Yama Kamikaze
12-20-2014, 06:10 AM
Antlers on Somedude100 = Priceless

KILLSHOT707
12-20-2014, 02:44 PM
Must be nice to be on PC. You would never be able to make a post like this for Xbox so far. All we have is lag, crits, un completed arkfalls and ugly asss fog. No snow, just BMG noobs.

Belle Starr
12-20-2014, 06:06 PM
Must be nice to be on PC. You would never be able to make a post like this for Xbox so far. All we have is lag, crits, un completed arkfalls and ugly asss fog. No snow, just BMG noobs.

If it makes u feel any better, my two kids are beating me silly at Mario Party on console right now! :)

Seriously, this thread isn't made to make console players feel bad, but to help all Defiance players get into the holiday spirit of the Solstice Strike! I'm sorry if it made you feel bad, as that was REALLY not my intent! :(

In defense of BMG users (not a popular stand these days I know), BMGs are a weapon choice provided in the rules of the game, so people have a right to choose it if they want as long as the Devs leave the BMGs in the game. Not my choice (I LOVE my SMGs) but a valid one that one has to accept if one wants to play Defiance! I hate being blinded by BMGs when shooting my little SMG in PVE, but then I also don't like being blown away in one shot by Sluggers and certain sniper rifles in PVP, but if I want to play either, I have to pay - in comfort if not in money! Just my two cents worth, now back to a fun thread I hope! :cool:

atomsteele
12-20-2014, 08:01 PM
What I wouldn't give to be able to play. It looks great and I'm glad you are having a great time. I set this weekend aside for this. Cancelled plans. Couldn't wait to geek out on this game all weekend. Meh. I vaguely remember something about desire being the root of all suffering.

Belle Starr
12-20-2014, 11:41 PM
What I wouldn't give to be able to play. It looks great and I'm glad you are having a great time. I set this weekend aside for this. Cancelled plans. Couldn't wait to geek out on this game all weekend. Meh. I vaguely remember something about desire being the root of all suffering.

Jiminy Crickets! I really didn't make this thread to bum anyone out! :(

There are plenty of threads around this one complaining of the glitches, lags, and perceived inadequacies of the Solstice Strike Events that I thought there should be at least one pointing out the positive aspects, with what I hoped humor! I mean there appear to be lots of people around me at the events, at least on the PC/NA server, having fun! Was I wrong to do this? :confused:

Atticus Batman
12-20-2014, 11:59 PM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza!

Belle Starr: Hi there Starr-gazers, this is Belle Starr, Special Correspondent for FCN with a special news bulletin, brought to y’all by Von Bach Industries, “Advanced solutions for an ever-changing world!” I’m here with my sixteen year-old Castian colleague and clan mate in Team Evolution, Lady Christianna! Lady and I went out last night, and after partying with the girl posse at The Crater, took a few pictures of the weird stuff happening in the Bay Area now for y’all! Take off the headphones, stop chewing the bubble gum, and say “Hi” to the folks, Lady!

Lady Christianna: Hi.

http://i.imgur.com/0KKJr0E.jpg

Belle Starr: Love that enthusiasm! Today, H-E-double-hockey-sticks has indeed frozen over! It is snowing in Paradise and I have the pictures to prove it! That, like, almost never ever happens in San Francisco! Rain, sure, sunshine, a lot, but snow – wow! As you might guess, driving is more than a little hazardous! What do you think of it Lady?

Lady Christianna: It’s cool.

http://i.imgur.com/dJRJ6Bg.jpg

Belle Starr: Love the play on words, Lady! Anyway, with the Artic chill has come a hail storm of new ark falls chock full of angry and hostile Volge! How do I know they are angry and hostile? Because Volge are always angry and hostile!

Lady Christianna: Uh uh. That one doesn’t look angry. It looks like he has a snowball in his hand.

http://i.imgur.com/SLvXAMJ.jpg

Belle Starr: Hmm, you may be right! Let’s look at the next picture! OMG, the bugs are big this year!

Lady Christianna: That’s a photobomb. *smack*

Belle Starr: Of course it is! I totally knew that! Quit blowing bubbles on air!

Lady Christianna: *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/e9EZxZB.jpg

Belle Starr: If only I hadn’t promised your daddy I’d protégé you… anyway… it seem there is a beautiful northern lights effect at the end of each of these holiday ark falls! What do you think Lady?

Lady Christianna: Colorful. *smack*

Belle Starr: Well, that’s all the news that is new and is news on this here event! I’ll be back in the days to come as the situation develops, although I can’t say the same for Lady Christianna! Please send us any pictures you aren’t entering into the photo contest! Until then Starr-gazers, keep your feet warm and your powder dry! What you have you to say Lady?

Lady Christianna: Bye. *smack*

Oooh snow! Hey Belle you need a break from reporting. Want to come make some snowangels with a sexy Irathi hero in a suit? ;) I even have a halo. :D Don't mind the dirt on the shoulder. It just proves being Paradise's hero is a "DIRTY" job!

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/t667/atticusbatman/misc/atticussurvivehalo_zps06191a3c.jpg (http://s1319.photobucket.com/user/atticusbatman/media/misc/atticussurvivehalo_zps06191a3c.jpg.html)

{EDIT = Wow I am in a weird mood tonight! ;) Sorry Belle couldn't "HELP" myself!!!}

Belle Starr
12-21-2014, 06:39 AM
NP, it was the cheeriest response to my last post here all night! :)

Between all the spam and me bumming people out here, breaking from reporting and just personally enjoying the snow in Paradise without guilt sounds like a good idea! :cool:

And if you see me in the game, you will see I am a snow angel! :D

http://i.imgur.com/Pblm8W4.jpg

Belle Starr
12-22-2014, 06:33 AM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Belle Starr: No, I’m not doing this! If I’m boring or bumming out the good citizens of Paradise, I am NOT doing this! I’m a VBI Associate, so if FCN wants to sue me, it’s like suing your boss, cause they own y’all! Speak to the hand! I’m out of here! *crash – SCREECH*

Lady Christianna: Damn it, you’re interrupting my game of Pissed-Off Birds. What – where you going Belle? You told me those microphones were expensive. Belle?... Ladies and gentlemen, Belle Starr has left the building… Whatayamean the show must go on? That much more scrip? Need more bubble gum… Sure, okay, whatever… This is Lady Christianna for FCN doing Belle’s show and tell thing. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/Ef13qFH.jpg

Lady Christianna: I snuck out past the rents’ curfew last night. Went to The Crater and got white girl wasted, so ran around on my frigging awesome ride to a Solstice Strike ark fall and finished some pursuits. Took some selfies. No duck face or twerking, promise. Here they are. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/q1LeyLP.jpg

Lady Christianna: I jumped 25 m and did a 360 degree spin in one frigging leap. Rocking and a rolling! *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/awgy8nX.jpg

Lady Christianna: Ha! Mastered my new Partridge and leveled to twenty with pump shotties. I’m the chill hustle. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/vkgyMrk.jpg

Lady Christianna: Saw Secretly Santa at Shondu’s. I said, “You’re so swole, Bro.” Then his little girl elf - that’s her up there on the vendor - starts giving me the evil eye, so I say, “Santa’s wifed-up – that’s cool – just chill up there.” Santa gave me an awesome OJ Hellfire Saw even though I’m Team Evolution and he’s Cronus. I’ve been thirsty for one of those. Woot! *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/eVy2lRK.jpg

Lady Christianna: Took this picture to enter in Trion’s Solstice Strike Screenshot Contest. I call it “Frigging Aftermath”… Whatayamean I can’t enter because the rules say you can’t enter if you won a prize from Trion within twelve months of the contest? That was Belle not me… damn. Anyway, don’t be frigging troll bait. Hella. *smack*

Yama Kamikaze
12-22-2014, 07:39 AM
lol Awesome story as always!

Belle Starr
12-22-2014, 10:55 AM
Tis the season to be jolly! Fa-la-la-la-LA-la-LA-la-LA! :D

The Viscera are making snow angels at the Solstice Strike Ark Falls! I was one! Several times!:)

Atticus Batman
12-22-2014, 10:18 PM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin INTERUPTION: Vigilante Herosighting

Sorry for the interruption, but this is Mr. Azrael of FCN's Myths and Legends department, here with a brief update. According to an anonymous source, Paradise's Elusive Vigilante Hero, known simply as Atticus Batman, is showing his festive side in a new red and white outfit! He is still wearing his trademark helm, athough he seems to have gotten a red and black version of it.

Here are some pictures taken by that source and sent in to us!


http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/t667/atticusbatman/defiance/Coolatticus2_zps5a79af1d.jpg (http://s1319.photobucket.com/user/atticusbatman/media/defiance/Coolatticus2_zps5a79af1d.jpg.html)

Wow that is quite the menacing pose that he caught the vigilante in! In this next one, our source seems to have decided to play with some interesting lighting effects, camera effects and transitions!


http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/t667/atticusbatman/defiance/Coolatticus_zps1b312f92.jpg (http://s1319.photobucket.com/user/atticusbatman/media/defiance/Coolatticus_zps1b312f92.jpg.html)

Wow look at that outfit, though! He may look imposing, but that is definitely a striking piece of gear, he has there!

Again sorry for the interruption, but as I am sure Ms. Starr can attest, it is not often I manage to have enough proof in my field to convince the board to let me have an announcement like this!!!

Wait, I have been told that it is not Ms. Starr but her young protégé, Lady Christianna that I have interrupted. Oh well, I am sure Ms. Starr has an opinion to share as well. Until then, back to the young and forever-hyper Lady Christianna. So hyper one, tell us what you think, since you seem to have made Ms. Starr disappear!

Belle Starr
12-23-2014, 11:21 AM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Belle Starr: Hi y’all! I’m back! Belle Starr, special correspondent for FCN, bringing the Frontier Truth!

Lady Christianna: Huh? *smack*

Belle Starr: Wipe the bubble gum off your face! It’s un-lady like! *giggle* I heard on Trion’s 12/19 streaming video that they liked my photo bomb picture and my posts and that I should have this motto – Bringing the Frontier Truth! I LOVE it! More importantly – I have FANS! And in high places too!

Lady Christianna: You crave that mineral. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/A0p0geG.jpg

Belle Starr: Yes, yes I do! Anywho, that’s a great segue into out topic of the day which I also crave - holiday gifts! I like giving holiday gifts, but I LOVE receiving them even more! Just yesterday I got three terrific gifts! Two of my clan mates from Team Evolution gave me holiday gifts and wouldn’t take a thing from me, no matter how much I insisted! One gentleman admirer gave me the Solstice SMG named “Dancing Lady”, probably cause I’m a lady and I often dance on the tables of The Crater after, like, a little too much Champagne! Then right after, another gave me the special combat shotgun named “Laying Goose”! Not sure if that means he thinks I get goosed a lot or laid a lot but neither is true! Anyway, both weapons are totally rad! Thank you guys! You can see the stats on these and the other weapons named after the “Twelve Days of Christmas” song in Defiance Data.

Lady Christianna: Sweet.

Belle Starr: Then I got the outfit in the mail from – get this – Trick Dempsey! I didn’t even know he knew I existed! I don’t wear the helmet much cause it musses my hair but -

Lady Christiannna: No biggie! I got it too!

http://i.imgur.com/rfSOIvt.jpg

Belle Starr: Still, awfully nice! Thank you Mr. Dempsey, wherever you are! Also, you can get daily gifts in the back at Ara Shondu’s place if you do daily Solstice Strike major ark falls and daily Tarr Family contracts, and if you do the weekly contract, you get a named weapon! I got the Turtle Dove Ranger rifle! Quite a crowd back there at the end of the week!

Lady Christianna: Like a mall on Christmas Eve. Got a Partridge shottie. Kills Volge good. *smack*

Belle Starr: Speaking of killing Volge good, what do you think of Atticus Batman?

Lady Christianna: Swole. *smack*

Belle Starr: How can you tell if a bee stung him under that helmet? Never mind! And his new colorful garb?

Lady Chistianna: Cat’s meow. *smack*

Belle Starr: Yeah, I wouldn’t mind being his Catwoman either! *sigh* Oh, not what you meant? *blush*

Lady Christianna: Dude’s waaay old! *smack*

Belle Starr: Not for me! Until next time, Starr-gazers! Keep doing those contracts and getting those presents!

Lady Christianna: Swag money. *smack*

Belle Starr
12-24-2014, 08:58 AM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Lady Christianna: Huh? What do you mean cut to me? Wait, why is the little red light on the camera on - Belle’s not here yet. *smack*

Belle Starr: I’m here, I’m just off site doing my roving reporter THANG! Bringing the Frontier Truth Starr-gazers! That phrase never gets old! I told y’all that I LOVE Christmas gifts, but know what I LOVE even more? CHRISTMAS PARTIES!

Lady Christianna: You look like you’re taking a frigging Casti bath. *smack*

Belle Starr: Good eye there my sixteen year old protégé, although y’all shouldn’t be chewing bubble gum on air!

Lady Christiianna: Riiiiiiiight! *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/a0TyPQs.jpg

Belle Starr: *sigh* Anywho, I’m here with my good friend Miss Teri, founder of perhaps the most partying clan in Paradise, Shoot-Warmaster-in-the-Back, known far and wide for… well, shooting Warmaster in, you know, the back! As part of my girl posse, we have traditionally - well, at least for a year now - taken a Casti bath in this very watering hole after a hard night of partying down! This morning is no exception, except that last night’s party was a clan Christmas Party instead of the usual girl posse shindig at The Crater! Anyway, I have pictures!

http://i.imgur.com/yCg7lrK.jpg

Belle Starr: I first caught up with the SWITB clan last night singing Christmas carols around the Christmas tree at Coit Tower! That’s my good friend and longtime member of my girl posse in the middle there, Jessie Pooperkins! Castian names are SO strange! In fact, she’s passed out somewhere around here now! Come to think of it as I look at this picture, they may have been dancing instead! I’d already had at least one bottle of Champagne by that time so I’m a little foggy on the details!

Miss Teri: Like a London fog, mate!

Belle Starr: That’s right! You’re British!

Miss Teri: Observant as always Belle. I’ve been so since birth.

http://i.imgur.com/wlp9f2p.jpg

Belle Starr: You know, my clan Team Evolution is known to have a really good time, so maybe we are the most partying clan in Paradise!

Miss Teri: Don’t be a wanker Belle!

Belle Starr: OMG, with that accent y’all make it sound like a good thang! Anyway, while we were at Coit Tower, we got the call that there was a major Solstice Strike Ark Fall going on in Silicon Valley, so we all picked up our guns and headed there!

http://i.imgur.com/6uJSq1D.jpg

Belle Starr: You know, it is amazing that it was a balmy sixty five degrees at Coit Tower last night in San Francisco and snowing in Silicon Valley! Must be those micro-climates you always heard about in the Bay Area, taken to the extreme because of the terra-forming hereabouts! Anyway, here you have Miss Teri and Jessie discussing strategy about how to take out the Volge at the ark fall… or they are in a drunken stupor and are having a staring contest! I don’t remember which!

Lady Christianna: They’re getting turnt. *smack*

Belle Starr: Turned into what Lady?

Miss Teri: A bit obtuse there Belle.

Belle Starr: Again, with your accent, I want to be obtuse, whatever that means! Next picture please!

http://i.imgur.com/lkpGMoA.jpg

Belle Starr: Here we have Toobookoo, the Deacon of the SWITB clan, leading us in prayer before we attack the Volge! *giggle* I’m just funning y’all! I’m not sure what he is doing there, but if Tobooku is a Deacon, just call me Saint Belle! That guy keeps mistletoe in his pants’ pocket just to try to get the girls to kiss him… well, you know where! *blush*

Lady Christianna: That’s nast. *smack*

Belle Starr: To make a long story short, we beat the Volge, had a great Christmas party afterwards where I don’t think I made too big of a fool of myself, and the rest as they say is history! To all the clans and players in Paradise on Christmas Eve I say, “God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay.”

Miss Teri: “Peace on Earth, and mercy mild.”

Lady Christianna: Merry Christmas and stuff. *smack*

Belle Starr
12-24-2014, 07:48 PM
From Me to U :D

T'was the night before Christmas,
And all throughout Defiance,
No one sought to harass,
No one sought to menace!

There was Peace on Earth,
Good will to alien and man,
All was fun and mirth,
All were happy in clan!

So Belle took off her guns,
And opened her Champagne,
Toasting Paradise's sons,
Toasting God's holy reign!

Happy Holidays Y'all! :)

Major Crapshot
12-24-2014, 08:08 PM
Awesome as always Belle! :)

Merry Christmas to you! :D

Edit: Also, may your lockboxes only drop ojs in the coming new year! ;)

Belle Starr
12-25-2014, 03:18 AM
It's 4 am Christmas morning here, and I'm drinking an eggnog, listening to Christmas music, and perusing the spam, getting ready to do the stocking thing when the kids wake in a couple of hours and the whirlwind from there until the day ends. In the quiet before the storm I'm also thinking about all the fun I've had in the Defiance game over the last year or so! It's really my first MMO and is a great game, despite its problems, but the community here is even greater, despite its problems (LOL)! Coming from Civilization, Skyrim, Fallout, and other solo games, I was really wary of opening myself to this experience, but I'm sure glad I did! :)

I guess what I'm saying is "Thanks y'all" for this year long Christmas gift! Thanks Devs and Trion for the game! Thanks players and clans for all the fun! Y'all are the best! :D

Belle Starr
12-25-2014, 04:57 AM
An example of that game and that fun:

http://i.imgur.com/Ua1klEe.jpg

Belle Starr
12-25-2014, 05:09 PM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Belle Starr: Hi there Starr-gazers, this is Belle Starr, Special Correspondent for FCN with a SPECIAL special news bulletin, brought to y’all by Von Bach Industries, “Advanced solutions for…” oops! Forgot the rest of it cause I’m so excited! I’m reporting alone today because Lady Christianna is spending Christmas day with her Daddy, and although I was invited I didn’t want to intrude on their family festivities! Truth to tell, Lady is a wonderful gal for being sixteen and all, but I need the break from trying to figure out what she is saying!

http://i.imgur.com/APJUfH1.jpg

Belle Starr: However, that’s not what I’m so excited about! I got a tip from a confidential informant back behind Headlands Transit about the location of the secret headquarters of the one and only – get this – Santa Claus! Evidently my informant had a disagreement with his Boss about the equitable division of cookies and milk, and was left in Paradise, so he needed scrip for a ticket back home, and was willing to sell me the location!

http://i.imgur.com/NFmsQBF.jpg

Belle Starr: I knew that if I could get an exclusive interview with the big guy, my reporting career would be made for like forever! And what a perfect time for it! The big man’s job is done for another year, so what’s he going to be doing? So I put on my investigative hat – or I guess in this case, my investigative antlers – and arranged flight to the North Pole! My pilot asked me where to go, but I don’t know if she was more surprised about where I told her to fly or my garb! I was dressed as a reindeer so that I could sneak – I mean walk - into Santa’s toy factory without being stopped by any guard elves!

http://i.imgur.com/dDAy3Un.jpg

Belle Starr: The aircraft took me to the Arctic Circle, where Donner – I mean my confidential informant - told me to follow the North Star and I would run right into Santa’s workshop! A kind Eskimo sold me a car and I was off! And there it was, right where I was told it was, although the guard elves looked an awful lot like Viscera, but it was pretty easy to cloak and get past them!

http://i.imgur.com/e2bosES.jpg

Belle Starr: But then came the big bummer! The whole place was EMPTY! Evidently everyone immediately went south for vacation after the job was done! Who knew? Now I know how Geraldo felt when he found Al Capone’s vault empty!

http://i.imgur.com/E2BAStV.jpg

Belle Starr: But then my EGO was able to trace a strange signal that led me directly to Santa Claus’ office!

http://i.imgur.com/5pMgD3S.jpg

Belle Starr: However, I found good news and bad news! I was able to hack into his personal computer and found Santa Claus’ naughty and nice list! Good News: the list resets for every year, so if you were naughty this year, y’all have a clean slate for the next year! Bad News: Only one name was on the naughty list for the coming year, and it was – Belle Starr! Darn it! Just as I was going into shock, cause I’m always – always – on the nice list, a message started to flash on the computer screen! It said, Belle, you still have time to redeem yourself, but no more breaking into private offices – signed Santa! Guess I’m going to have to be extra nice this year! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Star-gazers!

*FCN DISCLAIMER*: It is very possible that Ms. Starr was drunk from partying the night before when she filed this story, so we at FCN are neither confirming or denying the existence of Santa Claus.

Atticus Batman
12-27-2014, 03:44 AM
Now, what is this doing "HIDING" on page 6?!

DarkNisha
12-27-2014, 09:16 AM
As always Atticus, someone needed to have bumped it... you saved the day again... just ahead of me bumping... as always :P

Keep it going Ms Starr, any reports on the flying Haggis over ERep camp? I know its a few days early for new year, but someone needs to go a wrangling for those darned flying haggis!

Graywolfe
12-27-2014, 06:59 PM
It's 4 am Christmas morning here, and I'm drinking an eggnog, listening to Christmas music, and perusing the spam, getting ready to do the stocking thing when the kids wake in a couple of hours and the whirlwind from there until the day ends. In the quiet before the storm I'm also thinking about all the fun I've had in the Defiance game over the last year or so! It's really my first MMO and is a great game, despite its problems, but the community here is even greater, despite its problems (LOL)! Coming from Civilization, Skyrim, Fallout, and other solo games, I was really wary of opening myself to this experience, but I'm sure glad I did! :)

I guess what I'm saying is "Thanks y'all" for this year long Christmas gift! Thanks Devs and Trion for the game! Thanks players and clans for all the fun! Y'all are the best! :D


Thank you Belle for all you do. Glad you are still writing :D. Sounds like you followed about the same path of games i did to here lol. I too am glad i made it here and love almost everything about it ;).

Belle Starr
12-27-2014, 07:05 PM
Thank you very much guys,
You made my thread rise!
You tell me no lies,
So that makes you wise!

This was not a bump,
So don't be a grump!
No, don't be a lump,
And get off your rump!

You have a screen shot,
That makes you look hot?
Don't let it just rot,
Post it here, why not?

LOL! Maybe I better stick to prose rather than poetry! :)

Atticus Batman
12-27-2014, 09:48 PM
Thank you very much guys,
You made my thread rise!
You tell me no lies,
So that makes you wise!

This was not a bump,
So don't be a grump!
No, don't be a lump,
And get off your rump!

You have a screen shot,
That makes you look hot?
Don't let it just rot,
Post it here, why not?

LOL! Maybe I better stick to prose rather than poetry! :)

Have no fear!
For even though The Bat was here,
He will not kick your rear!
He just likes to have Belle near!
Now let's have a beer!

http://www.redvooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Batman-Beer-In-Sweden.jpg

{You have to love the Swedes for making a Batman beer! Wonder if it was actually any good.}

Graywolfe
12-27-2014, 10:18 PM
AAAHHHHH beer nectar of the gods, or at least close enough for me :D. If you want screen shots Belle here is a solstice one i took.

I call it reindeer in the headlights :)8164


Right before i got flattened.

Belle Starr
12-28-2014, 03:58 AM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Belle Starr: Hi there Starr-gazers, this is Belle Starr, Special Correspondent for FCN, Bringing the Frontier Truth! First a callout to Atticus Batman, Graywolfe, Major Crapshot, and DarkNisha! Thanks for all your moral support guys, although I still haven't found the flying haggis no matter how hard I look! To all my fans who read my posts but don't post anything themselves here, Mommy guilt on all of y'all! *giggle*

Bell Starr: Although Christmas has been over for three whole days, the Solstice Strike Arkfalls continue to… well, fall! The FCN Meteorologist says they will continue to fall until January fifth, but let’s face it, meteorologist is just a fancy name for weatherman, which means the weather will do whatever it wants whether, man, we like it or not! *giggle* Get it – weather, whether, weather man! Never mind! Anyway, what do you think my sixteen year old Castian co-anchor?

Lady Christianna: *smack*

Belle Starr: What did I say about chewing bubble gum on air… Oh, never mind times two! Anyway, today’s topic is another two fer! Today we are talking about holiday feasts and holiday guests, and the old Earth saying that just like dead fish, after three days, they begin to stink! Actually, I think dead fish stink from the get go, but what do you think my young Casti cohart?

Lady Christianna: *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/xUh0sdH.jpg

Belle Starr: Anyhow for Christmas Day, we had roast POW with all the trimmings, even pumpkin pie for desert on Christmas day! We being me and my last kind-of-living relative, Rose! In fact, she is a being made of nanites, and only my sister’s psyche is living in her EGO, and… VERY long story, check it out in the Defiance Role Play Forum, http://defiancerp.freeforums.net/

http://i.imgur.com/N26i7mM.jpg

Belle Starr: Anywho, you can see the size of my little Blue trailer in back of The Crater! It’s hardly big enough for one let alone two! Plus, Rose never uses coasters and is always leaving puddles of nano-goo around and though I love her to bits, after three days I’m pulling my naturally honey blond hair out by the roots! That and I’m running out of recipes for using leftover POW! There’s POW sandwiches, POW salad, POW chili – I’m so sick of POW! Lady, don’t you think after three days both house guests and leftovers should be gone?

Lady Christianna: *smack*

Belle Starr: Lady, you are not really earning your paycheck today! Wait, what is that in your ear?

Lady Christianna: HEY! THAT’S MINE! Daddy gave it to me for Christmas so I could listen to my tunes and he wouldn’t have to!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

Belle Starr: Really? Really! Y’all are now not only blowing bubbles on air but listening to music during our telecast as well?!?!

Lady Christianna: Yes. Can see it too.*smack*

Belle Starr: *sigh* I’m only twenty-one but I feel positively ancient when I’m with y’all! Anywho, Starr-gazers, another thing that gets old after three days is SNOW! So, like birds and any decent Southerner faced with too much snow after too long, I’m headed further south for vacation! I leave you in the capable… um, let’s just say chalk white hands of my co-anchor, Lady Christianna, while I’m gone! So remember, don’t eat the yellow snow! *giggle* and also remember, Starrs are eternal! Bye, bye birdies!

Lady Christianna: Stars with the mass of the Sun have an expected life span of ten billion years. Toodles. *smack*

brokenshield
12-28-2014, 04:34 AM
Now I have guilt. Just had to pull out the mommy guilt card, huh. :p

Love these, but am guilty of not doing my part to keep it going, soooo...

PART!!!

Graywolfe
12-28-2014, 08:22 AM
Your going on vacation ?!? Leaving us with Christianna to keep us informed and entertained?? Are you trying to punish us or something here Belle? *SIGH* Well i guess will make it that much nicer when you get back. Until then i will just have to keep myself entertained by picking on Brokenshield and Bats, course now sure how much fun someone from Moses hole will be :).

brokenshield
12-28-2014, 02:59 PM
Let me get this straight. I step up and decide to start posting in this thread and Belle takes a vacation?!?! What is Belle Starr thinking?!?! I want this fixed right now!!! Rant, rant, grumble, just not gonna read anymore till this is fixed, flibble, blarble, garlblebash!!!

Seriously though, hope your vacation is a blast and you're back soon with more great stuff.

Graywolfe, you guys almost make me want to switch back to pc. Almost.:p

Graywolfe
12-28-2014, 03:21 PM
Graywolfe, you guys almost make me want to switch back to pc. Almost.:p

Well i understand seductive the darkside is and i almost feel like bringing back to the light, almost. :D

Atticus Batman
12-28-2014, 04:09 PM
Your going on vacation ?!? Leaving us with Christianna to keep us informed and entertained?? Are you trying to punish us or something here Belle? *SIGH* Well i guess will make it that much nicer when you get back. Until then i will just have to keep myself entertained by picking on Brokenshield and Bats, course now sure how much fun someone from Moses hole will be :).

You must be one of those snobbish people from Western Washington! Here's a tip, go enjoy your booze at your drag/strip clubs, and you won't have time to forget Belle is gone! (joking, I think)

Anyway, no leaving us with just Lady Christianna. It's a bit hard to corrupt a person, when they keep calling me old!

Graywolfe
12-28-2014, 07:42 PM
You must be one of those snobbish people from Western Washington! Here's a tip, go enjoy your booze at your drag/strip clubs, and you won't have time to forget Belle is gone! (joking, I think)

LOL well i actually a little east of you and alot north :D and i was just picking on you about Moses Lake. I have been there many times and it is a very nice place. Now my sister is in Seattle but i dont hold that against her :).

Atticus Batman
12-28-2014, 07:50 PM
LOL well i actually a little east of you and alot north :D and i was just picking on you about Moses Lake. I have been there many times and it is a very nice place. Now my sister is in Seattle but i dont hold that against her :).

Yeah there isn't much in Moses Hole. However, hang out here during the summer and you will see Stars! They stay here, when performing at the Gorge in George (http://www.gorgeamphitheatre.net/)! I met Tommy Lee at the bowling alley, and Tom Petty at the laundry mat! They do regular people stuff too! :D

Your sister can have Seattle, too much rain and moisture for somebody who has lived in Moses Hole, his whole life!

Graywolfe
12-28-2014, 08:14 PM
Yeah there isn't much in Moses Hole. However, hang out here during the summer and you will see Stars! They stay here, when performing at the Gorge in George (http://www.gorgeamphitheatre.net/)! I met Tommy Lee at the bowling alley, and Tom Petty at the laundry mat! They do regular people stuff too! :D

Your sister can have Seattle, too much rain and moisture for somebody who has lived in Moses Hole, his whole life!

Yeah i dont like the coast either lol. We get a few stars up here from time to time hunting or camping. Sammy Hagar, Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris come up once in awhile for deer season, others come for the govenors cup in Kettle. You can go farther south to the Tri-Cities during the columbia cup and meet alot of people too.Oh and just so you know i have never actually met any celeberties, except Jane Russel, up here. It would be awesome meeting Tommy Lee :).

Atticus Batman
12-29-2014, 01:29 AM
Yeah i dont like the coast either lol. We get a few stars up here from time to time hunting or camping. Sammy Hagar, Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris come up once in awhile for deer season, others come for the govenors cup in Kettle. You can go farther south to the Tri-Cities during the columbia cup and meet alot of people too.Oh and just so you know i have never actually met any celeberties, except Jane Russel, up here. It would be awesome meeting Tommy Lee :).

I made sure to put on my gloves before shaking his hand though. LOL

However it was funny watching my friend get their chest autographed by the drunken drummer. A big Mexican lifting HIS shirt and asking to get HIS boobs signed is just soo funny. Poor Tommy Lee had that "Deer in the headlights" look for a few seconds before agreeing to it.

Hey I met Chuck Norris once! That big Mexican friend above was in martial arts and the instructor was friends with Chuck Norris, and convinced him to stop in town and visit the Dojo, on his way to some hunting trip, a few years back.

Belle Starr
12-29-2014, 08:46 AM
Don't worry! Belle will be back when I can think of another holiday topic I can relate to Defiance, maybe posted while on "vacation" although My story in Defiance Data has her in a coma at New Years Eve! :)

Now I got to figure out how to work in Moses Hole, drunk drummers, Mexican boobs, deer season, and Chuck Norris into a comprehensible FCN bulletin! Hmm, maybe a New Year's Eve party... :D

Graywolfe
12-29-2014, 09:32 AM
Yeah there are still quite a few celeberties coming up here for hunting, deer, elk, moose bear we have it all. My wife has met more celebs than me, she still talks with Nikki Sixx and his wife online. Jane Russel was a real nice lady she moved up here and lived here year round until she died a few years ago.

Hmmm seems we hijacked her thread Bats lol sorry Belle :). Well any New Years eve party your at should be a real blast :D. Can't wait to read all about it. At least we haven't had to listen to lady whatshername popping gum on air. :D

Atticus Batman
12-29-2014, 06:49 PM
Yeah there are still quite a few celeberties coming up here for hunting, deer, elk, moose bear we have it all. My wife has met more celebs than me, she still talks with Nikki Sixx and his wife online. Jane Russel was a real nice lady she moved up here and lived here year round until she died a few years ago.

Hmmm seems we hijacked her thread Bats lol sorry Belle :). Well any New Years eve party your at should be a real blast :D. Can't wait to read all about it. At least we haven't had to listen to lady whatshername popping gum on air. :D

What thread don't I hijack?

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll241/kensousbun/Batman-3.jpg (http://s290.photobucket.com/user/kensousbun/media/Batman-3.jpg.html)

Btw Belle I have an important question that may need answered in that new Years post!

http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz50/frogsplash46/kp/noel122.jpg~original

Belle Starr
12-29-2014, 10:43 PM
Holy crap-on-a-stick Batman! The toxicology report show - the victims were all very drunk at the time of death, and all died with a smile on their faces! :)

Eyewitness evidence shows they died at Belle's Starr's New Year Eve party, and she was dancing on the table at the time! :D

Guess it wasn't the Joker, just some joker! :p

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/254/5/e/harley_quinn_by_iandsharman-d6lvkuq.jpg

Atticus Batman
12-30-2014, 03:51 AM
Holy crap-on-a-stick Batman! The toxicology report show - the victims were all very drunk at the time of death, and all died with a smile on their faces! :)

Eyewitness evidence shows they died at Belle's Starr's New Year Eve party, and she was dancing on the table at the time! :D

Guess it wasn't the Joker, just some joker! :p

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/254/5/e/harley_quinn_by_iandsharman-d6lvkuq.jpg


Sounds like I just helped write your next report. :p

Graywolfe
12-30-2014, 07:37 PM
We seem to be loosing ground again, maybe we should sticky your thread Belle. Don't want you get lost 3 or 4 pages back :D.

Belle Starr
12-31-2014, 03:12 AM
Appreciate the thought, but this thread will leave soon with the Solstice Strike event! :)

Don't be too sorry, I hear Trion may be doing another event for Valentine's Day! If I heard wrong, maybe they should consider it! They could bring back Cupid - get it - the reindeer Cupid - Cupid on Valentine's Day with the arrows - never mind!:D

http://i.imgur.com/WbUPire.gif

Graywolfe
12-31-2014, 06:45 AM
LOL yeah i get it and I also heard they were doing something for Valentine's Day but don't know if it is true or not. They should also do St Patty's Day and Easter while they are at it.

Belle Starr
12-31-2014, 11:43 AM
I'm ready for St. Patty's Day! :D

http://i.imgur.com/2axQMQV.jpg

Leave me lucky charms alone! :)

Belle Starr
12-31-2014, 04:45 PM
Nuff said! LOL! :D

http://i.imgur.com/xdnbiGl.png

Graywolfe
12-31-2014, 06:52 PM
LOL nice :D

That hat looks good with green, hopfully by then i will have some cool new gear and be a bit higher EGO :)

Belle Starr
12-31-2014, 07:07 PM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza

Lady Christianna: Hella. Lady Christianna. FCN. Blah, blah. Here’s Belle. *smack*

Belle Starr: I’m broadcasting remote from a cantina somewhere in what was formerly known as Mexico, where we’ve been partying and celebrating New Year’s Eve since last night, and I’ve been dancing on the tables since morning! Besides partying and celebrating, what else is associated with New Year’s Eve? Beautiful fireworks in the sky!

http://i.imgur.com/NZ37lUC.jpg

Lady Christianna: Headlands Transit Depot. *smack*

Belle Starr: Right you are my fine Lady, Headlands has the best traditional fireworks display in Paradise, but there are also some other great displays in the sky provided by ark falls that fall all over the Bay Area! Here is a before and after of a Dark Matter major ark fall! Dark Matter are nasty yahoots, but their Monoliths make mighty fine explosions! Before:

http://i.imgur.com/8pa4bRO.jpg

Belle Starr: After:

http://i.imgur.com/QILtAmd.jpg

Lady Christianna: Awesome. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/INFBzpD.jpg

Belle Starr: And here we have one after a major hellbug uprising ark fall! Looks like little buggy angels going off to heaven! Okay, I’ve been drinking, give me a break!

Lady Christianna: More awesome. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/O5KL1ed.jpg

Belle Starr: Now to the most stupendous sky display in Paradise for as long as I can remember, the Solstice Strike ark fall finale! WOW!

Lady Christianna: Most awesome. *smack*

http://i.imgur.com/DsTE1LY.jpg

Belle Starr: Lady, enough with the bubble gum already! Well, back to the party! Huh...! Amazing how this Mexican cantina is called Moses’ Hole but looks a lot like The Crater in Paradise. And a lot of the people on the dance floor look like my clan mates in Total Evolution. Huh…! Already this party has had old rockers, deer hunters, Mexican boobs, and a guy who looked like Chuck Norris lying on the floor either dead, drunk, or maybe dead drunk! Anyway, he has a smile on his face!

Lady Christianna: Wasted white girl! *smack*

Belle Starr: Okay enough Tequila, now on to Champagne! Happy New Year’s y’all!

Lady Christianna: What she said. *smack*

brokenshield
12-31-2014, 07:48 PM
I'm still searching for the hidden gum vendors.

Graywolfe
12-31-2014, 08:29 PM
LMAO I love it that is an awesome party wish i was there with you :D. Those are some great fireworks shows you have there. Would have fun with the wasted white girl lol. Course i only drink beer so i would still be standing and smiling :D.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
To Belle and to everyone else, be safe and have fun.:D

Belle Starr
12-31-2014, 10:45 PM
OMG! My marriage problems were solved by astrology and black magic and my lover came back as well! What a way to start 2015! Happy New Years Day y'all! :D

Now if the spam masters could just keep the dogs from barking at the neighbors' fireworks, I could get some sleep! :)

Atticus Batman
12-31-2014, 11:10 PM
OMG! My marriage problems were solved by astrology and black magic and my lover came back as well! What a way to start 2015! Happy New Years Day y'all! :D

Now if the spam masters could just keep the dogs from barking at the neighbors' fireworks, I could get some sleep! :)

No sleeping! Belle, night time is the right time!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrh8FGaBiyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrh8FGaBiyE

Chris Robet
12-31-2014, 11:14 PM
No sleeping! Belle, night time is the right time!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrh8FGaBiyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrh8FGaBiyE

ANOTHER CCR FAN!!! I love you Batman, not in a weird way though.

Belle Starr
01-01-2015, 07:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eCbGVFp.png

Darn! Wrong year to resolve to drink less coffee!

HAPPY NEW YEARS DAY! :)

Belle Starr
01-01-2015, 08:21 AM
No, THIS is much more applicable to me! :D

http://i.imgur.com/MsnO3Z6.jpg

Graywolfe
01-01-2015, 09:30 AM
:D Yeah thats how i feel too. That i am perfect the way i am i don't know about you Belle or the nut dressed up like a giant bat :). I must say i do like his taste in music though.

Graywolfe
01-01-2015, 01:43 PM
Well last night while i was being good apparently not everyone else in the house was.

8207

Got to hate the hangovers :).

8208


And someone just had to give into those dang 99ers that keep coming around all the time.

what can you do about kids these days. :D

Mercy Killing
01-01-2015, 02:57 PM
Bumping to put this ahead of the current forum spam.

http://i.imgur.com/vZlLTeL.gif

Belle Starr
01-01-2015, 05:33 PM
I think I would rather have the spam than this ^ on my thread! :(

But I appreciate the thought, and the pun (bump and grind, right?) :)

I wonder if the Boa gets motion sickness...? :confused:

Atticus Batman
01-01-2015, 09:43 PM
:D Yeah thats how i feel too. That i am perfect the way i am i don't know about you Belle or the nut dressed up like a giant bat :). I must say i do like his taste in music though.


http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z167/Great_WhiteSnark/BatmanAdventuresHolidaySpecial-531.jpg (http://s192.photobucket.com/user/Great_WhiteSnark/media/BatmanAdventuresHolidaySpecial-531.jpg.html)



Hmmm........am I a nut? Maybe, but then that is why this is my theme song:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncrhSikSFLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncrhSikSFLU

Atticus Batman
01-01-2015, 09:45 PM
Bumping to put this ahead of the current forum spam.

{SNIP goes creepy gif!}

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/313/b/4/wrap_or_hug_by_lileyx_chan-d32hija.png

Belle Starr
01-02-2015, 01:29 AM
*We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for this Special Announcement:

FCN regrets to announce that our special correspondent and local celebrity in Paradise, Belle Starr, met with an accident in South America and is in a coma. We repeat, Belle Starr is in a coma and has so far not responded to medical treatment.

http://i.imgur.com/obMLv2C.jpg
Stock Photo: Belle Starr

Ms. Starr was well know as a survivor of the crash of the ERS New Freedom, a legendary ark hunter, a hero of Paradise, and an officer in the popular Team Evolution Clan. Most recently, she was the FCN special reporter who covered the odd ark falls occurring in the Bay Area from October through December. We have been told that her comatose body is currently in a modified Gulanee life pod being transported from Lima to a special VBI medical facility in Silicon Valley.

http://i.imgur.com/DwoWTCQ.jpg
Stock Photo: Lady Christianna

FCN's coverage of the Current Solstice Strike Ark falls will continue to be covered by FCN and Ms. Starr's co-anchor, Lady Christianna. Stay tuned for further developments.

For a more detailed report, go to Defiance Data and read, "The Last Will and Testament of Belle Starr" http://www.defiancedata.com/page.php?id=412

Atticus Batman
01-02-2015, 05:30 AM
Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin From the Myths and Legends Department:

This is Mr. Azrael here. Even this Legend Seeker, will miss Ms. Starr, even though we have never had a chance to meet in person. That said, our work must continue.

It appears that news of the "INCIDENT" involving Ms. Starr, has already been spread quite a ways. According to my source, it has even gotten to that Vigilante Warrior and Hero, the Legendary Atticus Batman.

According to my source, the Vigilante has changed his helm and outfit to one he sees as more fitting to honor the untimely "Departure" of another Warrior of Good. From what I understand, he has donned this more somber and formal outfit, and has gone on a personal war to hunt down and destroy every last Grid that he can, in Ms. Belle's honor. Here is the only picture, my source managed to get before he retreated. I assumed he got away so the Grid wouldn't see him, but apparently, in this case, he was more fearful of The Bat and wanted to get as far away from him as he could, in hopes that by the time he is done with his Grid Massacre, that he will go back to ignoring those around him instead of drawing a gun or blade on them. I just know what my source is willing to tell me, so Atticus Batman if you see or hear this, please remember, all of us here at FCN respect the good that you do!

Remember folks, When searching for myths and legends you never want to spook them, or get on their bad side! Anyway, here is that solo picture:

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/t667/atticusbatman/defiance/Atticusbatmaninwhite_zpsf8338950.jpg (http://s1319.photobucket.com/user/atticusbatman/media/defiance/Atticusbatmaninwhite_zpsf8338950.jpg.html)

Man these hero types are an interesting and weird bunch!

Anyway, My condolences to Ms. Belle's friends, family and clan. This is Mr. Azrael signing off.

Belle Starr
01-02-2015, 05:58 PM
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Frontier Corporation News Special Bulletin: Xmas Xtravaganza!

Lady Christianna: Aw, maaaaaaaaaan. Do I have to? Been flying all night to get Belle to VBI. I got such laaaag. Out of bubble gum too. Bummer. What co-anchor? Azzie who?

Mr. Azrael: A-z-r-a-e-l. Mister Azrael of FCN’s Myths and Legends Department. I’m super pleased to be here with you, but also super sad for the reason. But first the news - the Solstice Strike ark falls are still falling, although some ark hunters are reporting that they seem to be falling less frequently. There will be quite a few falling one after another, then none falling for quite a long time, than a bunch falling again. According to our crack team of meteorologists this will go on for another three days, then it is all over.

Lady Christianna: Swag crazy.

Mr. Azrael: Now, let us get to the retrospective on the life of Belle Starr, who with her EGO powers of blur, cloak, decoy, and overcharge, known in an encounter against the Volge to have, with the assistance of her VBI SMG-EEC and Special 7th Legion shield, engaged three of these powers at one time. Belle Starr was a superhero in her own right, patrolling the highways and byways of the Bay Area protecting, as she liked to say, the innocents of Paradise.

Lady Christianna: Not dead yet.

Mr. Azrael: Clever girl! That’s from Monty Python and the Holy Grail if I know my movie quotes, and I do.

Lady Christianna: Monty who?

http://i.imgur.com/NbnrI6R.jpg

Mr. Azrael: Taking an approach that has worked for me as a FCN Special Correspondent of Myths and Legends like with the great Atticus Batman, I will cover Belle’s Starr’s heroic life by examining the outfits she wore while living the life of a super hero. Belle Starr was most well known for her iconic red, white and blue Liberty Trooper armor, often accompanied by her trademark blue goggles. She is seen above early in her career in her epic battle with the villainous Nim Shondu.

Lady Christianna: Epic fail.

http://i.imgur.com/rtfSwWJ.jpg

Mr. Azrael: Belle Starr never lost her machinist roots, and although we have no picture of the bulky and very ugly outfit she was wearing when she survived the crash of the ERS New Freedom, she did later wear a much more elegant red white and blue machinist uniform pictured above.

Lady Christianna: Lift off.

http://i.imgur.com/occHPkX.jpg

Mr. Azrael: Belle Starr would often try new outfits for short amounts of time but would always return to her patriotic armor although we will note a few of the more memorable outfits she wore and the reasons for them. Belle Starr was quickly recruited by the 7th Legion when they first entered the Bay Area, and rose to Magistrate, then later Shogun. Here she is in her encounter with the massive leader of the 99ers.

Lady Christianna: Extra large.

http://i.imgur.com/8PCH9Md.jpg

Mr. Azrael: Belle Starr’s most notable change of attire was when she and other members of the highly respected Team Evolution clan turned to the dark side forming the infamous Team Evil that terrorized the Bay Area last October. Here she was found in her guise of the mischievous Great Pumpkin conversing with the suspected crime lord of Paradise, Varius Soleptor. It was discovered that the alien technology in the pumpkin like helmets they wore was making them temporarily insane.

Lady Christianna: Spooky kooky.

http://i.imgur.com/xHZnxHo.jpg

Mr. Azrael: Most recently, Belle Starr had abandoned her patriotic attire completely to wear this angelic one, many thought to emphasize her guardian angel role although some cynics thought it merely a PR move to bolster a reputation hurt by the Team Evil event. In fact, polls in the Bay Area found that Belle Starr’s popularity had increased after the Team Evil incident, proving yet again that Paradise’s citizens, particularly ark hunters, really do prefer naughty to nice.

Lady Christianna: Yeppers.

Mr. Azrael: I think I miss your smacking of bubblegum, Hyper One.

Lady Christianna: *sigh* Me too.

http://i.imgur.com/FVAdD1F.jpg

Mr. Azrael: We at FCN prefer to remember her in her official rebel correspondent’s outfit. Of all her outfits, that outfit certainly emphasizes Belle Starr’s best… assets. Um… uh… back to you Lady.

Lady Christianna: Dude. Chill.

Mr. Azrael: Right, we will keep the public fully apprised of Belle Starr’s condition as warranted. We at FCN wish Belle Starr a quick and full recovery. This is Mr. Azrael signing off.

Lady Christianna: Azzie, know where the closest gum vendor is?

Graywolfe
01-02-2015, 06:19 PM
Nice to see you getting some support from Bats during this time. Course we hope Belle comes back to us very soon there is just no substitute for her :). Oh and i for one don't miss the bubble gum lol. Night Lady Christianna and Mr. Israel. :D

Atticus Batman
01-02-2015, 09:21 PM
Nice to see you getting some support from Bats during this time. Course we hope Belle comes back to us very soon there is just no substitute for her :). Oh and i for one don't miss the bubble gum lol. Night Lady Christianna and Mr. Israel. :D

Mr. Azrael: A-z-r-a-e-l.

Anyway, it is good to see that I created such an eccentric character that Belle chose to use him. One thing though Belle. You may need to Look at Mr. Azrael's first post again. You forgot that he refers to Lady Christianna, more often as "Hyper One". Other than that pretty good. :)

Here's an example: Mr. Azrael: I think I miss your smacking of bubblegum.

I think that would have been a good spot to call her hyper one. :)

Like this: Mr. Azrael: I think I miss your smacking of bubblegum, Hyper One.

He is a determined and focused researcher, so he isn't quite used to pep and perk, afterall, even though he does try in his sarcastic and sometimes slightly naughty way! Ok done with the criticism. Great Job as always! :)

Belle Starr
01-02-2015, 10:14 PM
Who says I can't take criticism and learn from it! Well almost everyone, but see - I added it! YAY ME! :D

Thanks for the "use" of Mr. Azrael! :)

Oh, and Belle is the perky one! I figure Lady as the bored teenager, why she speaks with as few words as possible and ends her sentences with a "." and Belle ends hers with "!". I figured Mr. Azrael was being sarcastic calling Lady Hyper One, but I guess she is hyper at least as to as to her bubble gum! LOL! :)

Atticus Batman
01-02-2015, 10:20 PM
Who says I can't take criticism and learn from it! Well almost everyone, but see - I added it! YAY ME! :D

Thanks for the "use" of Mr. Azrael! :)

Perfect, Belle. Thanks and you are welcome. Unfortunately...hhmm....or is it fortunately?, you got him down pretty good, especially after that fix.

Belle Starr
01-02-2015, 10:40 PM
OH NO! Spam City! :(

Okay, what is a Vashikaran specialist ? I know what voodoo, black magic, lovers, etc. is but not this - and I'm too lazy/tired to look it up! :)

Chris Robet
01-02-2015, 10:43 PM
A vashikaran specialist is one who excels at annoying others.

Chris Robet
01-02-2015, 10:44 PM
Wait it makes so much sense now. Look at this site.
This is who's spamming us. GRRRRRRRRRR

Edit: I took out the link because of an information hack warning.

Atticus Batman
01-02-2015, 11:43 PM
Wait it makes so much sense now. Look at this site. http://www.vashikaranspecialist.co.in/
This is who's spamming us. GRRRRRRRRRR

People, do NOT click that site! My adware/spamware/malware blocker gave me a VERY strong warning that they would steal all info on your PC! Thank god for adware/spamware/malware blockers! :)

Chris Robet
01-02-2015, 11:44 PM
Ope sorry about the link let me edit that out.

Atticus Batman
01-02-2015, 11:46 PM
Ope sorry about the link let me edit that out.

No problem. I just figured that warning was needed, when my system yelled at me about it. :)

Chris Robet
01-02-2015, 11:48 PM
If you wish to take the risk of entering the site pm me and I will send you a link. I'm probably fine because of my computers medicine but most people will not be so be warned if you ask for the link.

Atticus Batman
01-03-2015, 12:58 AM
{SNIP} Oh, and Belle is the perky one! I figure Lady as the bored teenager, why she speaks with as few words as possible and ends her sentences with a "." and Belle ends hers with "!". I figured Mr. Azrael was being sarcastic calling Lady Hyper One, but I guess she is hyper at least as to as to her bubble gum! LOL! :)

Hmm I guess it could be sarcasm, or it could be just to annoy her, because he is not used to whiny kids, in his line of work. Researchers can't always say, themselves, why they do what they do. Same could be said for writers. :p

Vega
01-03-2015, 05:43 AM
          

Belle Starr
01-03-2015, 08:18 AM
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Aww, Vega! Amazing how a simple image can make tears well up in your eyes! Thanks! :)

Of course, might be because I'm born and bred in the south, where such gestures as a gentlemanly tip of the hat are still appreciated! Or maybe it's just me! :D

Atticus Batman
01-03-2015, 04:17 PM
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