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iTzxTiTaNx
06-17-2016, 03:14 PM
Post your prayers to the lord RNGesus here. Oh RNGesus... Please see our prayers... We have worked so hard, grinded so long, and bought many crates... Please give us something good. Amen.

iTzxTiTaNx
06-17-2016, 03:16 PM
RNGesus... I have played more than 2 years now, and I haven't got a single OJ Rig... I work so hard, I have done 100s of rounds of expos... Please give me an OJ Rig... Amen.

iTzxTiTaNx
06-17-2016, 03:17 PM
RNGesus... I have grinded SV Minors so long now... I have done 100s of them... Please give me a San Andreas piece. Amen.

CM Kiwibird
06-17-2016, 04:02 PM
Praise be, RNGesus.

DrFluffy
06-17-2016, 04:06 PM
For your wishes to be granted you must sacrifice a server hamster, as you know, this is the ultimate sacrifice.

Bentu
06-17-2016, 04:22 PM
Praise be, RNGesus.

Amen................. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qw6Hon013E&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

Seek and ye shall find (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pukq_XJmM-k&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

Smokey Black
06-17-2016, 04:30 PM
Only once you turn your back and shun RNGESUS will it embrace you with the warmth of oj.

Kitsukari
06-17-2016, 04:35 PM
For your wishes to be granted you must sacrifice a server hamster, as you know, this is the ultimate sacrifice.

With the state of the servers I figured we had already sacrificed enough...but...we must keep going...

I'll get the fryer ready....gonna make me some hamster nuggets

konstantinov
06-17-2016, 04:49 PM
If you really want to beat RNGesus then you should be praying to Chuck Norris.

el joshie
06-17-2016, 05:18 PM
I pray that I meet you in the same hell you put me thru RnGeezus, and yes I'll be in cloak with a 2xdmg 2crit crimefighter for your face ya jerk!!!! But a corpseshredder would be cool too.

DEATHBRINGER210
06-17-2016, 06:47 PM
i have yet to pull a oj rig too. i gave up on getting 1. but i do have 20 epic rigs most fully modded with t4 chips

mystickaldj
06-17-2016, 06:58 PM
I have pulled 1jp in 2 1/2 years that was a ga I think I'm overdue on some JP weps so hopefully the rng works OK and gives up something nice

Yiazzy
06-18-2016, 11:08 AM
I'd like rngesus to grant me a better shield. I've been using the same shield for God knows how long.

missmar
06-18-2016, 11:31 AM
I'd like rngesus to grant me a better shield. I've been using the same shield for God knows how long.


I started playing less than two weeks ago, so I have no damn clue how to counter something that two shots me with no escape. Nor why my weapons are worse than rubbish.

hehehehe noobies, amiright guys

http://i.imgur.com/vnIfxZO.gif

Yiazzy
06-18-2016, 11:52 AM
hehehehe noobies, amiright guys

http://i.imgur.com/vnIfxZO.gif

So...? I fail to see your point.

Bentu
06-18-2016, 01:29 PM
So...? I fail to see your point.

That's why no one commented.

wjssmith
06-18-2016, 03:44 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Bentu
06-18-2016, 04:04 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

http://i.imgur.com/QyZ2tkj.jpg

Snapcase
06-18-2016, 09:07 PM
RNGeezus loves me so
For the named drops tell me so
Pull JP's from every event
But can't get chips from Heaven sent...

Gaige12
06-19-2016, 06:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/QyZ2tkj.jpg

That looks like Trions RNG code. You should take it down. lol.

Lamar Kendrick
06-19-2016, 10:05 AM
oh RNGesus, thank you for the longbore drop. now if you can give me a purgatory and the tachyon pulsar from the minor arks and 2 oj gauss mazus from the grid sieges that would be great also drop a crit mass for me if i go multiple expo sessions. amen!

Flash Avik
06-20-2016, 12:38 AM
I want a little helper! And a lot of blues and green!

EvilKam
06-20-2016, 08:33 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Oh Great Cthulhu, I call upon your inconceivable power asking you to defeat RNGesus in the manner of your choosing. Grant me your loyal servant the orange and gold shiny things whi-

OGODICANSEEFOREVER

... stars...

... yes... all is well...

iTzxTiTaNx
06-23-2016, 12:57 PM
Oh RNGesus... You are failing many... Some have called upon Cthulhu to defeat you... If you wish to recieve prayers, you must be generous this event... I have never got a JP drop... More than 2 years and you haven't given me a single one... Please give me something worth while this event... Amen.