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FaerGothika
03-01-2013, 03:34 PM
For you guys:

Flogging the bishop
Wrestling with yourself
choking the chicken
solitary sin (that could go either way)
polish the knob
whack the dummy

Alternatives for a girl's magical palace:

name-it-not
coin purse
slice of Heaven
gentleman's hiding place
land down under
coyote

Get thee behind me(Guess the topic):

back-land
boo-boo
brown eye
balloon knot
rumpus
labonza
permanent vertical smile


What a waste:

muck
sozzle
soft and nasty
dirt
droppings
brick
fly bait

A guy's only outstanding feature:

Captain Standish
have the horn
wood
morning wood
morning joy
proud below the navel

Okay, I've got the ball rolling. Keep it up <snicker, tee hee> and keep it clean, if you know what I mean.

Grey
03-01-2013, 03:36 PM
Uncle Woody, Yayaing the sisterhood, Releasing my seed, Trimming the carpet, backing up into the garage, Super size it, Donkey punch

I wanna sharpen YOUR skates!
Can I stick my pencil in your sharpener?
Eat my hostess cake and you'll get the cream filling
"He approached me with the intent of deflowering my rose!"
let me put my man gravy all over your panty biscuits

FaerGothika
03-01-2013, 03:50 PM
Uncle Woody, Yayaing the sisterhood, Releasing my seed, Trimming the carpet, backing up into the garage, Super size it, Donkey punch

I wanna sharpen YOUR skates!
Can I stick my pencil in your sharpener?
Eat my hostess cake and you'll get the cream filling
"He approached me with the intent of deflowering my rose!"
let me put my man gravy all over your panty biscuits

Why do I have the urge to shower with scalding hot water and a wire brush now?

Grey
03-01-2013, 03:51 PM
Don't drop the soap c;

Scrablor
03-01-2013, 03:58 PM
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