View Full Version : Ode To the Children of Cyberworld

Secret Squirrel
04-16-2013, 10:10 AM
Ohhh the children of cyber world
Your crying begins to make me hurl

Your gripes and complaints are o so boring
YOU WRITE IN CAPS it gets annoying

You destroy the game with accusations
You broadcast destruction on every station

You yell to everyone the sky is falling
You cry everytime the servers stalling

You need to get your priorities straight
Life doesn't revolve around game state

You butcher opinions and stuff alike
Its doubted you'll every maintain a wife

Your usually children without any patience
Its hard to believe you can retain relations

You need to realize theres much more to life
Get a dog or find a wife

You become one with the computer screen
As long as it functions you feel serene

The second it doesn't your face explodes
You scream the game will soon implode

You b*tch and moan about the game
Funny a week later its still the same

So head my warning and read my lips
You can't make babies with computer chips

04-16-2013, 10:30 AM
There once was a squirrel on a forum,
who hated its posting decorum.

To counter whine
a poem he did opine.

but all it did was just bore em.