View Full Version : You know when you have play Defiance to much when???

Hanzo Zer0
04-16-2013, 01:04 PM
When you start calling real world money Scripts.

04-16-2013, 01:05 PM
When schtako has become a frequently used word in your vocabulary.

Vion Diamonds
04-16-2013, 01:09 PM
When you are doing homework and all your multiple choice answers are Defiance.
Or when your new favorite color is HELLBUG red

Agent19 XS
04-16-2013, 01:10 PM
When you go to your lock box at the post office and hope you have something orange inside.

04-16-2013, 01:11 PM
or when u start calling your piece of crap car a roller :P

04-16-2013, 01:12 PM
When you drive off the road in your Dodge because you think you see an Arkfall.

04-16-2013, 01:13 PM
When you shoot your toaster, just to prevent it from turning into a scrapper.

04-16-2013, 01:16 PM
When you wonder if the your car's odometer will reset to 0 when you hit 20k miles.

Major Nelson
04-16-2013, 01:16 PM
When you break your electronics for ark salvage

04-16-2013, 01:19 PM
when u need to be told that guy with a gas mask isnt actually a raider that needs his head blown off

04-16-2013, 01:44 PM
When you arrive at your destination in your car you just open the door and jump out and expect your car to stop only 1 foot farther...

Kitten Mittons
04-16-2013, 01:47 PM
When you think a rapidly oncoming car (because, naturally, you're driving in the wrong lane) will pass right through you so you don't get out of the way. Then, if you survive and make it to your destination, you leap out of your car and leave in the middle of the road. Actually I think that's a normal day of driving in Russia.

04-16-2013, 01:47 PM
When Dark Matter are in your bathroom....wait...

04-16-2013, 02:00 PM
When your retina has the cross hairs of your favorite gun burned in, like looking at the sun ...

04-16-2013, 02:00 PM
Start yelling Shtako instead of ****.

04-16-2013, 02:05 PM
When you bunny hop for short distances, in real life.

04-16-2013, 02:06 PM
Whenever you go past a road-construction, you wait for EGO to warn you about raiders.

04-16-2013, 02:12 PM
Get any kind of promotion or reward in your job/life/etc. and expect it to raise your EGO rating to get a new perk.

04-16-2013, 02:23 PM
When you look at your GPS and check for side mission markings.

04-16-2013, 02:30 PM
when you drive over concrete berms on the highway to get to the road you need

04-16-2013, 02:31 PM
When you are lost on the road and start yelling for EGO to give directions.

When your navigation system just points you through the cornfields of farms, and you actualy drive through it.

When you actualy own a quad, you're looking for very high hills to do the 1080 spin.

When you see a pale person with light hair, you believe they are volton.

When you go out for a swim, you are scared as hell your vision goes dark blue.

04-16-2013, 02:41 PM
So sad so true.

I actually use schtako in conversations.

But then when I see spring flowers I want to click on them, when I see Plaques on a wall i want to click them.

04-16-2013, 02:43 PM
when you start speaking votan language

04-16-2013, 02:46 PM
when you start speaking votan languagei need to get my hands on that. Too bad its only for Apple devices.

04-16-2013, 02:51 PM
i need to get my hands on that. Too bad its only for Apple devices.
wait what you can get hold of that :P.

when you see that meteor footage from russia thinking its an arkfall

04-16-2013, 02:57 PM
When you start looking for bugs to step on.

04-16-2013, 03:17 PM
wait what you can get hold of that :P.

when you see that meteor footage from russia thinking its an arkfallyea theres a digital book or something for Apple ipads or another apple product.

When you refer to Roast Beef as Roasted Pow.

04-16-2013, 03:29 PM
When your stuck in rushhour traffic, and yell in your best Jon Cooper voice " I'm Pinned G**dammit!"