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GodSpark
04-24-2013, 12:01 AM
This is my Arkfall.
This is my destiny.
Chewing my own hole
Wait, who is this guy killing me?
Hate in his eyes
His friends have arrived, why me?
I'm just a poor bug, show me some sympathy
Because my queen will come, you will go
Taste your blood, it will flow
Anywhere the Ark falls, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Hauler, just killed my friend
Honking it's foul horn of dread
Ran him over, now he's dead
Hauler, worse fate than a gun
But now it's gone so we must seize the day
Monarch, ooo-oooo
Time to make these hunters cry
If I can't bite the crystal by tomorrow
Call the pods, call the pods, blast 'em with bio-matter

Too late, the light has come
They are jumping 'round inside
Can't say that we didn't try
Sorry everybody - we lost this one
Gotta leave the fall behind and run away
Matron, ooo-oooo - (anywhere the Ark falls)
I've got to dig and hide
I sometimes wish I'd never been spawned at all

I see a convoy of Ark Hunters up ahead
There they go, there they go, heading to the next Arkfall
Thunderbolts and lightning - final event starting now
Pick your loadout, grab your ammo,
Pick your loadout, grab your ammo,
Pick your loadout here we go - relo-oad

I may be a weak bug, but my brothers fight with me
Defend the Hellion fight them with ferosity
Don't spare their lives make them die in agony
More still come to the fight - call the Hellion
Here she comes now - the Hellbug Hellion - Hellion!
Here she comes - the Hellbug Hellion - Hellion!
Here she comes - the Hellbug Hellion - Hellion!
The Hellbug Hellion - Hellion!
The Hellbug Hellion - Hellion!
Hellbug Hellion- ooon
on, on, on, on, on, on, on -
Oh little hunter, little hunter, little hunter here we go
Hideous Maws, with a blast of bio-acid for you
For you
For you

So you think you can shoot me and come out alive?
Blasting my maws and monarchs and killing my hive?
Oh hunter - better think again hunter
I'm gonna crawl out - I'm gonna come get you myself

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
There's too many hunters...
Anyone can see
There's too many hunters - just too many hunters, for me...

Anywhere the Ark falls...

OcelotKharn
04-24-2013, 12:07 AM
Cheers for ruining a perfectly good song

SuitcoatAvenger
04-24-2013, 12:12 AM
Cheers for ruining a perfectly good song

Nope.

This? This is why the internet exists. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Maeson
04-24-2013, 12:24 AM
This is clearly a case of
http://www.tickld.com/images/content/28767.jpg

Ozzalin
04-24-2013, 12:28 AM
This is madness!

Beta582
04-24-2013, 12:29 AM
This is clearly a case of
http://www.tickld.com/images/content/28767.jpg

It clearly is a case of (insert image that can't be seen here)...

On topic: This is truly impressive sir/madam! Good job!

Beta582
04-24-2013, 12:30 AM
This is madness!

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/no-this-is-patrick.jpg

VonTreece
04-24-2013, 12:31 AM
Congratulations.

You've won the internet.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/koala-wink.gif

Armitage
04-24-2013, 12:44 AM
It's a little-known fact that every hellbug nest is also a glee club.

Srsly.

Lukezordz
04-24-2013, 01:06 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxao7tpffz1r4wn1to1_500.jpg

GodSpark
04-24-2013, 05:12 PM
Cheers for ruining a perfectly good song

Sorry you feel that way, as it is simply a goofy and fun thing that I like to do. In addition to my own amusement it serves as a tribute/homage to both the song and the game. But if you can't see that, and prefer to be a grump about it, then that is your problem.