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Doomsaw
05-03-2013, 03:22 PM
I was crossing the road near my farm and out of nowhere a dude hits me with his ATV!

To make matters worse, he backed up 3 feet then hit me again!

I was half dead, but I thought, "Hey, at least I'm alive."

But then he jumped off and shot me with his dad's pump shotgun!

Jeepers, what a day!

fatoldguy
05-03-2013, 03:24 PM
I'd love the few seconds of my life it took to read this back.

IAMVILELENT
05-03-2013, 03:26 PM
I was crossing the road near my farm and out of nowhere a dude hits me with his ATV!

To make matters worse, he backed up 3 feet then hit me again!

I was half dead, but I thought, "Hey, at least I'm alive."

But then he jumped off and shot me with his dad's pump shotgun!

Jeepers, what a day!


Could be worse, you could have woke up and realized you forgot how to maths.

Nine Ba11
05-03-2013, 03:27 PM
What a stupid waste of a thread.

Ctrain
05-03-2013, 03:50 PM
He should have hit you with a TRUCK. Saves alot of time but at least he's on the right track,

DuhTigersBlood
05-03-2013, 04:03 PM
That's so weird i had that same issue, but he shot me with needles...

Ryme
05-03-2013, 04:31 PM
That's so weird i had that same issue, but he shot me with needles...

Then gave you Herpes and Crabs?

ironhands
05-03-2013, 05:36 PM
He should have hit you with a TRUCK. Saves alot of time but at least he's on the right track,

O M G

you're still alive?