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Miserere
05-05-2013, 08:02 AM
[EGO] There's an advanced weapon near by! Did you see it? Hey! Advanced weapon near by! It's over there! Hey! LISTEN! Advanced weapon! WEAPON! WEEEEEAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!


http://i.imgur.com/zj9lLpG.gif



Please give us an option to shut her up or at least, limit the times she says it. -_-

ItISLupus
05-05-2013, 08:08 AM
This is what I think of when she talks at an arkfall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSMIj8abJs)

Miserere
05-05-2013, 08:09 AM
This is what I think of when she talks at an arkfall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSMIj8abJs)

That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

Justin CarMichael
05-05-2013, 08:11 AM
That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

There have been arkfalls where it seems this is how much she talks and all I can make out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

Okta
05-05-2013, 08:14 AM
u guys shouls be glad its female voice :P not male

Miserere
05-05-2013, 08:34 AM
u guys shouls be glad its female voice :P not male

As a female gamer, I would prefer a male voice to female. ;D

Dazz
05-05-2013, 08:39 AM
That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

LMAO this!

ItISLupus
05-05-2013, 08:45 AM
That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

reserved for idiots who run over the skitterlings right?

Miserere
05-05-2013, 09:03 AM
reserved for idiots who run over the skitterlings right?

Yes. Very much so. XD

Kreegan
05-05-2013, 09:13 AM
Having been married thirty-eight years in June (yes, I'm an old fart) to a nagging, *****y wife (it's cheaper to keep her than trade her in), I have long since learned to tune out high-pitched female voices.

It's the only thing that keeps me sane...

My only concern is that my EGO implant is going to say something important someday and I'll miss it. My wife is always saying that she's saying something important and I always miss those...

[No offense meant for any lady gamers out there.]

Miserere
05-05-2013, 09:16 AM
@Kreegan, haha, that's funny! Actually EGO sounds like my 9 year old niece who I love her to death but she doesn't know what to shut up. It sort of reminds me of in SWTOR when your companions wouldn't stop talking and everyone's companions would talk. They finally lowered it but gosh was it annoying.

Malus Ferox
05-05-2013, 08:22 PM
This is what I think of when she talks at an arkfall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSMIj8abJs) Before even seeing this link that is the exact place my thoughts went upon reading the topic title. It was even more annoying in Beta and Alpha, I'm glad they toned it back a bit

Iceberg
05-05-2013, 08:26 PM
She says there is a weapon nearby, but I never can find it. Look at my mini map and there is no icon highlighting its position, and no indicator on screen telling me where it is at. She does get annoying at times.

Darth Haighter
05-05-2013, 08:27 PM
rofl....funny thread guys!

Myst
05-05-2013, 08:38 PM
LOL that OP picture also I don't know what everyone's talking about...by the way who is EGO?

/Has headphones on and can't hear a thing anyway/

._.

DejaVooDoo
05-05-2013, 08:41 PM
just wait until they start delivering system messages this way. she'll tell you how to join a shadow war every few minutes.

Edit: God forgive me if I just gave them an idea.

Justin CarMichael
05-05-2013, 08:44 PM
Ego: You haven't upgraded your vehicle recently. Hey! Listen! Dodge makes wonderful vehicles don't they? HEYYYYYYY!!! LISSSSSTTTTEEEEN!!! We could be driving around in nice comfortable smooth riding Dodge with leather seats and FM radio! Why don't you go to your friendly Dodge Dealer and see if they have any specials this month! HEY! LISTEN!

WhiteCell
05-05-2013, 08:44 PM
The talking Ego is the social aspect of the game so it doesn't feel like you're playing with non responding bots in a MMO.

Barley McHops
05-05-2013, 08:56 PM
Ego : "Bolinas Smeltry is on the verge of meltdown! They need your help!"

Barley McHops : "OH SH...I better get over there!" *saves Bolinas Smeltry, starts driving away*

Ego : "Bolinas Smeltry is on the verge of meltdown! Go help them!"

Barley McHops : "But, I just...argh, alright. Can't let this disaster happen." *Saves Bolinas Smeltry*

Ego : "Bolinas Smeltry is on the ver-"

Barley McHops : "F%&# em. Let them all burn. I don't care anymore, Ego. I. Don't. Care."

StanleyPain
05-05-2013, 09:13 PM
[EGO] There's an advanced weapon near by! Did you see it? Hey! Advanced weapon near by! It's over there! Hey! LISTEN! Advanced weapon! WEAPON! WEEEEEAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!


http://i.imgur.com/zj9lLpG.gif



Please give us an option to shut her up or at least, limit the times she says it. -_-

My personal favorite is getting blown on your *** by an exploding crystal....then 10 seconds later. GET CLEAR OF THAT ARKFALL!!!!!

Justin CarMichael
05-05-2013, 09:14 PM
My personal favorite is getting blown on your *** by an exploding crystal....then 10 seconds later. GET CLEAR OF THAT ARKFALL!!!!!

At this point I like to imagine that Ego really hates us, her praise is sarcastic, and she feels like somebody trapped her in our body with no escape.

FaerGothika
05-05-2013, 09:29 PM
What they ought to add is EGO giving you a hard time if you stand still for a long time.

EGO: Oh, so we're just going to stand here and do nothing? Okay, I'll just play this high-pitched tone until you start moving again.

Or, if they want to make you feel bad...

EGO: You do realize that standing still like this means all that junk you call food is packing fat onto your butt. Fatty McBig Butt.

Shada Mori
05-05-2013, 09:34 PM
I want Ego to do this .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-bozsSl6x8