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tuckerpb
05-09-2013, 09:19 PM
DON'T MOVE. i doped my contacts.
or
brb going to go grab that haulker.

Natjur
05-09-2013, 09:22 PM
"Quick, everyone in your cars, we can do this faster by just running all the bugs over!"

But when I said that.... four people DID hope in there cars......

Schwa
05-09-2013, 09:25 PM
"Stop killing the skitterlings"

Because if I'm there, I start killing the skitterlings.

Miserere
05-09-2013, 09:34 PM
"Everyone punch the crystal! You'll do more dmg than your gun."

Blade of Souls
05-09-2013, 09:37 PM
"Alright. I've killed my one thing for this arkfall. afk."

crasher
05-09-2013, 09:47 PM
"Can we get a booth, in the back, away from the noise?"

Tri
05-09-2013, 09:57 PM
"I hear they are going to implement voice chat during arkfalls just like they have in PVP."

Arsenic_Touch
05-09-2013, 10:29 PM
"NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my brain."

Has double meaning.

FlippyCake
05-09-2013, 10:30 PM
Don't KS. That is MY crystal!!!! XD

WhiteCell
05-10-2013, 12:35 AM
Who's tanking?
Resurrect me!
Drop some ammo.

tuckerpb
05-10-2013, 01:04 AM
"NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my brain."

Has double meaning.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nHJ-f03SybY

The Oncoming Storm
05-10-2013, 01:10 AM
" you guys know that if all just sat here and used grenade launchers on the crystal it would end faster right?"

Buu
05-10-2013, 02:35 AM
"Quick, everyone in your cars, we can do this faster by just running all the bugs over!"

But when I said that.... four people DID hope in there cars......http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23559979.jpg

Harsk
05-10-2013, 03:49 AM
Here! shoot the skitterlings for more points!

Multigun
05-10-2013, 04:03 AM
"Everybody form a circle and sing campfire songs!"

justifiable187
05-10-2013, 04:28 AM
"Everyone punch the crystal! You'll do more dmg than your gun."

Unless you happen to pick up a Pulverizor at a 99ers arkfall. ;)

Khal
05-10-2013, 07:09 AM
Dirrrrrrrrge

Hawkler
05-10-2013, 07:12 AM
Anyone have any window cleaner, I have dead bugs all over my wind shield.

TravelerX1
05-10-2013, 07:16 AM
"ermahgerd erverern sterp kerlin da skerterlins"

"lerts gert ern er cers ernd rern erver shert"

Mourneblade
05-10-2013, 07:17 AM
" Oh yeah man. 50$ and she'll do WHATEVER you want."
-5 seconds later-
"MT."


"Hey! Let's play 'Hide the Potato!'"


"Yeah and he threw them all away, so I was like 'How am I supposed to get high now?'"


"My mom said I have to get off to clean my room right after this"
-"How old are you?"
-"31"

Whippersnapper
05-10-2013, 11:42 AM
Your heads falling!

funny note: I've caught one person in my entire life with that one. Poor girl. She actually put her hands up to her head to catch it. Then she realized, and gave me a 'what an ahole' look.

enide
05-10-2013, 12:42 PM
Since when do people chat at an Arkfall, or ever?

Archangel
05-10-2013, 01:27 PM
"Need a revive. Anybody? Help? Hey you im right by you.... ohhhh (person runs away) Hey, over here! im on the gorund by your feet..ohhhhh (person runs away) Im crawling to you get me up. Where are you going? Im over here! HERE! HEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!"

sarazeff
05-10-2013, 01:33 PM
lmao doh homer time lol

deltadeath93
05-10-2013, 02:01 PM
check out this glitch
mom i'll clean your teeth after this ok
wife in background due to no push to talk( your still on that damn computer? now you know why i refuse to _____________________. insert coment at your own risk lol
i skipped school all week to max out my skills
i havent showered in days
leroyyyy jenkinsssss
dude try this mushroom

wolfenhunter2010
05-10-2013, 02:10 PM
"Stop killing the skitterlings"

Because if I'm there, I start killing the skitterlings.

i kill them just cause its easyer to finish ark fall pursuits

cypheon
05-10-2013, 03:24 PM
"hey this is my camp! i'm gonna report you!" is always a favorite in games like this.

Deez
05-10-2013, 03:27 PM
"I ran to the wrong ammo box, so guess what is coming back with me?"

Ryme
05-10-2013, 03:56 PM
"So which part of the spaceship does this crystal represent?"

Rudal
05-10-2013, 06:12 PM
"Need a revive. Anybody? Help? Hey you im right by you.... ohhhh (person runs away) Hey, over here! im on the gorund by your feet..ohhhhh (person runs away) Im crawling to you get me up. Where are you going? Im over here! HERE! HEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!"

Thas always sad. people never revive at ark falls.

I didn't even know that there is a pursuit for that until I got the notification on screen after reviving someone. :D

Iceberg
05-10-2013, 06:54 PM
Since when do people chat at an Arkfall, or ever?

If you are driving cars or killing the skitterlings, they well chat at you all night.

FizzyMyNizzy
05-10-2013, 07:08 PM
"Ok, who touched me? >.>"

Galactimus
05-11-2013, 12:51 AM
True Story

"Excuse me everyone. Does anyone else need to complete the 16 clan mate Shadow War / Arkfall pursuits? My clan is here with 16+ and you're welcome to join us if you'd like to complete it."

"Random Responder: shut the **** up. your recruiting garbage is god **** annoying"



Apparently there isn't anything good you can say at an Arkfall.

Hammer Strike
05-11-2013, 01:00 AM
"Who throws a shoe? Seriously!"

Chaotic Calm
05-11-2013, 01:07 AM
"if people quit self reviving, ill quit bringing the hulker"

Spectyr
05-11-2013, 01:11 AM
"OMG!! WTB SOME HS FOR MT!! FRIGGEN BMG UTILITY DERPS SKREWIN MY PARSE..."
"/ran 100"
"Bid 150dkp on respark regen iv dx"
"GD loot whorz"

Vampt
05-11-2013, 02:14 AM
................. I've never seen anyone chat ever in this game

Azumi RM
05-11-2013, 03:29 AM
"V" followed by "oops"

Rizaun
05-11-2013, 04:35 AM
................. I've never seen anyone chat ever in this game

I saw someone talk once, but it was so out of place that we just ignored him, we like our mmo's very, veeeeery quiet.

Azumi RM
05-11-2013, 05:08 AM
"I have almost 15,000 kills with this truck"