xSalemx
Member

Date of Birth

April 1

About xSalemx

Biography

Deplorable arkhunter. :)

William. (I'm only 5 years old in troll years.)
I'm a model citizen, good Samaritan, & psychopath. I like to sweat out the chemicals in a bubble bath. The all-American girl, let's go get maniac. Practice what you preach, that's a psalm that you can't keep!

Same game, different levels.
Same hell, different devils.
There'll be a riot in hell, the day I die.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I used to be a trigger like you, then I triggered a hand grenade.. t(^_~)t

Sidenote: Under a pale red moonlight, I was born a troll.. But I fail miserably at trolling & then my kin kicked me out. So I've been trying my hand at being a penguin since I have no style or grace, just a funny face.
However, I am quite displeased to find there are no public restrooms assigned specifically for penguins or even furries..

Location

NOLA ♫ In my frigidaire, behind the mayo, way in the back, see you tonite for a midnight .. ;D

Interests

Well..whatever..nevermind.. & bad/inside jokes. Eclectic tastes. FUN!

Occupation

College/Military & practitioner of sarcastic dialect. (: