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  • 06-29-2013, 12:01 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    I've fallen and I can't get up
    I threw my back out last night doing something completely sensible and not at all catering to my latent hooligan nature. So I'll be laying on the floor playing The Last Of Us today. If someone would be kind enough to stop by and refill my Iced Tea and jam a hotdog onto my mouth around lunch time (no relish) I would be most grateful.
    Thank you for your time.
  • 06-29-2013, 12:17 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    I could really use a zombie arm to crawl and turn the AC up right about now...
  • 06-29-2013, 12:27 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by los77 View Post
    SPARTACUS Legends download on xbox live free 2 play!! Beware you will die!!! Only 4 hardcore gamers. Cut off an arm and use it then. If u dare?

    You lost me at payboxlive. I'm incapacitated, not bereft of my senses.
  • 06-29-2013, 12:33 PM
    MAXsandwich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by los77 View Post
    SPARTACUS Legends download on xbox live free 2 play!! Beware you will die!!! Only 4 hardcore gamers. Cut off an arm and use it then. If u dare?

    Instead of goin on about a stank game that no one cares about why doncha make yerself usefull and get the man a GODDAMNNN HOTDOG!!!
  • 06-29-2013, 12:51 PM
    Edwardgoesforth
    Okay
    http://i.imgur.com/dPI9rZh.png
  • 06-29-2013, 01:14 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Would I be pushy if I said that it had to be all beef?
  • 06-29-2013, 02:04 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    I threw my back out last night doing something completely sensible and not at all catering to my latent hooligan nature. So I'll be laying on the floor playing The Last Of Us today. If someone would be kind enough to stop by and refill my Iced Tea and jam a hotdog onto my mouth around lunch time (no relish) I would be most grateful.
    Thank you for your time.

    I captured you a zombie arm but on the way to your house... I ate it as well with some lemonade and all beef hot dogs I made you.
    Now that you are beyond upset with me for these actions of Mine I went into hiding and cancelled your massage. Please take it easy and hope your back feels better soon.
  • 06-29-2013, 02:54 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    I captured you a zombie arm but on the way to your house... I ate it as well with some lemonade and all beef hot dogs I made you.
    Now that you are beyond upset with me for these actions of Mine I went into hiding and cancelled your massage. Please take it easy and hope your back feels better soon.

    Damn. That didn't go as well as I had hoped. AT ALL!!!!
  • 06-29-2013, 03:14 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Alice Morgan has to be the most interesting person that I'll listened to while on my back in quite a while.
  • 06-29-2013, 04:37 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    Damn. That didn't go as well as I had hoped. AT ALL!!!!

    I suppose maybe later I can rummage up a new zombie arm and bring some rootbeer and Bratwurst!
  • 06-29-2013, 04:45 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    I suppose maybe later I can rummage up a new zombie arm and bring some rootbeer and Bratwurst!

    This woman. She's trying to kill me.

    HALP!
  • 06-29-2013, 04:53 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    This woman. She's trying to kill me.

    HALP!

    Shhh SSHHHH shh it's okay... it's special rootbeer made just for you.
  • 06-29-2013, 04:58 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    Shhh SSHHHH shh it's okay... it's special rootbeer made just for you.

    I'll have you know that I've spent several years developing an immunity to iocan....

    Is that bourbon?

    I love bourbon....
  • 06-29-2013, 05:03 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    I'll have you know that I've spent several years developing an immunity to iocan....

    Is that bourbon?

    I love bourbon....

    Special bourbon rootbeer you will feel so much better soon.
    *thinks to herself * I need his arm, maybe a leg too... can't seem to find any these days fairly cheap. Experiments cost money!
  • 06-29-2013, 05:04 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Doesn't matter. I've hired protection.

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...52231417_n.jpg
  • 06-29-2013, 05:32 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    Doesn't matter. I've hired protection.

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...52231417_n.jpg

    Ahh I see my nurse showed up in time... and how sweet you hired her.
  • 06-29-2013, 09:26 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    My days are numbered. At least let me get to see season 3 of Luther before you ice me for my parts.
  • 06-29-2013, 09:38 PM
    Dmec
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    Doesn't matter. I've hired protection.

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...52231417_n.jpg

    Wow, something that cooler than this.
    http://femtrooperjulie.webs.com/deathstarcrop.jpg
  • 06-29-2013, 09:43 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Dmec View Post
    Wow, something that cooler than this.
    http://femtrooperjulie.webs.com/deathstarcrop.jpg

    Ahh you found my surgeon she is on the way too.
  • 06-29-2013, 09:44 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    My days are numbered. At least let me get to see season 3 of Luther before you ice me for my parts.

    Okay you have until the last 5 mins of Luther season 3... ;p
  • 06-30-2013, 06:46 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    Okay you have until the last 5 mins of Luther season 3... ;p

    It's so damned hot. I'm like a worm on a hot pavement desperate for a nice cool pool of water to dip in.
  • 06-30-2013, 06:51 PM
    DaMaJaDiZ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FM3E...&feature=share
  • 06-30-2013, 07:03 PM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    It's so damned hot. I'm like a worm on a hot pavement desperate for a nice cool pool of water to dip in.

    Hmmm cold water bath? I run it for you but that be extra.
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