I'll remove or kill any cricket, in exchange for you removing or killing any spiders for me. Hey, I may be a 38 year old man, but spiders just freak me out. They can live if they are outside and not looking at me.
Printable View
I'll remove or kill any cricket, in exchange for you removing or killing any spiders for me. Hey, I may be a 38 year old man, but spiders just freak me out. They can live if they are outside and not looking at me.
This my friend is a deal <3 we here at off-topic need to look out for one another.Quote:
Originally Posted by loracsilver
ugh, I had that happen to me as well once....
Little bugger got into my room from my brothers frog feeding pen was....and I COULD NOT find him! Like, I searched EVERYWHERE.
I ended up just DOUSING the area I heard the chirps from in raid, and ran out of my room (like, half a can into this corner, this was day 3 of him tormenting me)
Oh...the chirping stopped....
Ultra amounts of violence, or chemicals (even more so both at once) solves all things
LOL, do you feel like they are making evil arachnid plans for you if they watch you?Quote:
Originally Posted by loracsilver
How do you know???? are you working for them?!? SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope is a spy for the Spider/Cricket Empire. You are a traitor to humans everywhereQuote:
Originally Posted by Hope499
uh....dont kill anything. you ever think maybe theres a bunch of baby bugs somewhere wondering why mommy hasnt come home yet? gently place them back in their natural environment.
Listen, I don't go wandering into the road, or go hang out with hungry sharks, or walk my white behind around in the ghetto at night... If you wander into another's domain n which you do not belong, you're fair game!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shtako Taco
<3 This is so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by BadKitty
I think we should carpet her room with these....Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad
Just...AWESOME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad
Ha ha Ha we should send random cricket pic to her, until she is over her Phobia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphotic Bliss
that will just keep her off the forums.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ColtenM
I would not want her to leave dude. She'd be alright to many peeps like her around.
You would and Bliss too it would seem.... how horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by ColtenM
Bliss made me do it!?! We don't want you to leave see everyone here loves you or either insanely likes you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
ah dont feel bad, im pretty like a pasta noodle lmao...here's how i learned how to swim and this is no **** either lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
was living in yokosuka, japan at the time, me, dad and his friend mark ( 1 of his seal buddies from san diego ) were out in the surf on a little raft like thing.
dad says " hey chris, you said you wanted to learn how to swim like me right kiddo ? "
me " yeah dad "
mark " well you're about to learn today kid and right now "
dad " we're only a 100 yards from shore, its a good place to swim back, no rip currents, no huge waves, peeeeerfect "
then he pushes me over board, from that point i learned how to tread water reeeally fast
dad " holy **** chris!!! ya need to move your ***, i just saw a dorsal fin about 60 yards behind ya!!!! "
lets just say even jesus wouldve been proud of me on how fast i got to shore
dad " well dammit man, that took you no time there kiddo lol "
me " well yeah, you said you saw a shark fin, wasnt gonna be shark food pop "
mark " did you say a shark fin steve? "
dad " nope "
and as i stood there perplexed, i just had an epiphany...i just swam 100 yrds with no help and all
so i started doing the " john travolta staying alive walk " he did at the end of the movie looked back and saw how mark and my dad were proud of me lmao...and that my dear is a true story on my 1st swimming lesson...my dad was 1 of those guys thatll make ya learn lessons the hard way so youll never forget and i love him dearly, would freak out something fierce if something happened to him...and now i swim like a fish...hmmm midnight in a bikini, hmm the thoughts...DOH!!! sorry, sorry lmao
kinda looks like a weta from new zealand...now those things look pretty coolQuote:
Originally Posted by ColtenM
only good cricket is a fish bait cricket lmao j/k
Seeming and knowing are two different things. <3 I never said I'd do anything I just said the picture was awesome. D: Colt I made you do no such thing! :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
I hate when crickets crawl in your ears when you sleep. It tickles at first and then the it hurts as they nibble on the ear drums. Tasty little morsels for them I bet.
Thanks. We finally get Midnight to agree to go back to bed, then you post that. thanks. you can stay up all night dealing with the fallout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Groone
Holy crap did this make her quit?Quote:
Originally Posted by loracsilver
I know bro I was just playing with Lisa.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphotic Bliss
Your hands have the phobia but your slippers don't.
And it's not spiderman or cricketman or something. They're not dogs to bite you.