Sex is Confusing...

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Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen

You will find Off-topic is a pretty easy laid back group and are welcome to hang out anytime you see fit ;p

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Excellent! Everything is going according to plan... Mwahahaha!

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Originally Posted by Ryzaerian

I saw a girl once. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

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hahahahaha

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Originally Posted by DEATHBR1NGER 37

Excellent! Everything is going according to plan... Mwahahaha!

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ahhhh thanks for the laugh before finally got TO FREAKING sleep nooooooooo......

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

... and I can't find ANY information on it on the internet! I need to know how to do sex NOW!

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You stick your "thing" inside her "thing".......the end

My daddy taught me "Grab the neck and strum the hole".

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die."

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Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen

You will find Off-topic is a pretty easy laid back group and are welcome to hang out anytime you see fit ;p

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We do require the blood of your first born however....but that's so minor for all the greatness you get to be around!

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

I think that was a carnie, not a girl.

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...then how do you explain the beard?

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Originally Posted by Ryzaerian

...then how do you explain the beard?

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The bearded lady brings everyone to the circus...

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I'm saddened that after three pages this thread hasn't degenerated to this.
Allow me;

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