... and I can't find ANY information on it on the internet! I need to know how to do sex NOW!
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... and I can't find ANY information on it on the internet! I need to know how to do sex NOW!
Go to piratebay and click any of the ads on the side. I'm sure you'll learn something :P
Socially economic xylophones are easy enough to understand.
Don't fall for it! I heard that sex is how these creatures, called girls, steal your virginity! Damn thieves.
what is this Sex you speek of obd?
Be careful I did that once gave birth to a son... Seems that sex and making babies go together.
I refuse to give that back to you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Clown
What's a girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clown
That is a deity we will never understand...Quote:
Originally Posted by Obderiath
how duz I secks?
I saw a girl once. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Obderiath
I think that was a carnie, not a girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryzaerian
Girls are annoying , you are better of with a blowup doll , practice on that...then when you feel you are ready to give up your freedom hobbies and friends..get a girl.haha
so official advice from the married woman: stay away from women.Quote:
Originally Posted by ausrotten
good to see you agree with the therapist i probably should be going to soon :p
I think 90% of off topic needs to see a therapist. Luckily we have our in house therapist.Quote:
Originally Posted by cypheon
Now I'm not Dr. Phil, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to get to the root of this problem.
It's 'cuz you're fat. And I won't sugarcoat it because you'd eat that too (he says in a southern accent).
This... is the best thing I have read so far today.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEATHBR1NGER 37
Why thank you madam! lol usually don't stray into Off Topic, but I had to see what this thread was about! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
You will find Off-topic is a pretty easy laid back group and are welcome to hang out anytime you see fit ;pQuote:
Originally Posted by DEATHBR1NGER 37
Excellent! Everything is going according to plan... Mwahahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Ryzaerian
ahhhh thanks for the laugh before finally got TO FREAKING sleep nooooooooo......Quote:
Originally Posted by DEATHBR1NGER 37
You stick your "thing" inside her "thing".......the endQuote:
Originally Posted by Obderiath
My daddy taught me "Grab the neck and strum the hole".
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for several days and doesn't die."
We do require the blood of your first born however....but that's so minor for all the greatness you get to be around!Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
...then how do you explain the beard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Obderiath
The bearded lady brings everyone to the circus...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryzaerian
http://cdn-s3-0.wanelo.com/product/i...8/original.jpg
I'm saddened that after three pages this thread hasn't degenerated to this.
Allow me;
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...irginity-6.jpg
lol can I make it more confusing? look at my signature
I don't frequently post on the defiance forums, but when I do, it's usually Off-Topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen
Good man. Keep that up and we'll be wizards in no time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reverend Blood
;P See now that is the attitude we like around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEATHBR1NGER 37
I have been waiting all my off-topic life for someone to post this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mylo
Mr Chopstick is best bro......is best.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Reverend Blood
Deity? more like a demon! If not then deicide here I come!Quote:
Originally Posted by ColtenM
What are these "Girls" you speak of, hmm and this "virginity" thing sounds important, Maybe I should contact Virgin Media for more info?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clown