Poor Sledge...someone get that guy a 5th of Jack.
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Poor Sledge...someone get that guy a 5th of Jack.
cause a pint aint got diddly squat, bit by bit the salt & sugar particles grew an grew
...until the salt and suger got sledge's paper cut...
which infused with the cellular networks of his body amplified by the massive amounts of Red Bull and gave him the power to...
transform into Charles, the candied Skitterling with the 3 eyes, a pig head for a fist, 2 toes on each foot, and a breath that would....
... knock out a rhino, and cause midgets to cower in ...
terror.... Sledge being the awesome person he is, decided to
use his new found powers and..
shapeshift permanently into a banana.