Not calling names, but this was too funny not to share

I was standing in ERC when a random person said "hey" in Area chat... Being friendly, I replied with "how goes?"

then left field came into the picture...

In Area, I get something to the effect of "you want cyber***? 5k Scrip, I'm 5 star!"

I was floored... but, I carry a quick wit... so, I replied to him "nah man, I'm 41 and married... I have no need for that! now, if you're selling a nap, I'm in!!!"

I'm still laughing about it and just can't seem to stop...

I don't want to drag the guy under the bus, so I'm not saying who it was... don't even remember his GT... but dang, that was some funny stuff... at least it was to me... :D

Should have cybered.

I told Obderiath to stop selling himself.

At least you're having fun.

So if he sold you a nap and you said yes... you still would have slept with him? o,O

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Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen

So if he sold you a nap and you said yes... you still would have slept with him? o,O

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Well... if he'd been selling a nap and I purchased one from him, I'd imagine that it would result in me falling asleep at my desk while he typed out a lullaby to me...

and now that I wrote that, it sounds just about as creepy as if I'd taken the original offer!! lol

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Originally Posted by Market

Well... if he'd been selling a nap and I purchased one from him, I'd imagine that it would result in me falling asleep at my desk while he typed out a lullaby to me...

and now that I wrote that, it sounds just about as creepy as if I'd taken the original offer!! lol

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That actually sounds even creepier.

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Originally Posted by Duskky

Should have cybered.

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^ now we all know who that guy was hahaha

market, boss, we all know you were "that guy".

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Originally Posted by Market

Well... if he'd been selling a nap and I purchased one from him, I'd imagine that it would result in me falling asleep at my desk while he typed out a lullaby to me...

and now that I wrote that, it sounds just about as creepy as if I'd taken the original offer!! lol

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I would hope he would have charged more than 5kscrip for a lap lullaby.... Those things don't come cheap these days. ;p

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Originally Posted by Phuccko

^ now we all know who that guy was hahaha

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I haven't played Defiance in awhile, but hey yolo.

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Originally Posted by Duskky

I haven't played Defiance in awhile, but hey yolo.

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Duskky you are dead to me.

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

Duskky you are dead to me.

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I want to be alive to you, I take back my yolo and replace it with a candy bar.

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Originally Posted by Duskky

I want to be alive to you, I take back my yolo and replace it with a candy bar.

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Too late. Once said it can not be taken back.

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

Too late. Once said it can not be taken back.

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*crawls under a rock to die*

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Originally Posted by Duskky

*crawls under a rock to die*

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There are some things in life that should never be said. o.o

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

There are some things in life that should never be said. o.o

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Voldemort.

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Originally Posted by Duskky

Voldemort.

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The one man who can never stick his nose in other peoples business.

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

The one man who can never stick his nose in other peoples business.

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I giggled.

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Originally Posted by Duskky

I giggled.

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I do try my best.

Im afraid im guilty of some horrible area chat things lol.

You don't want to know what I have offerd for 20k scip in area chat....ashamed I am but its oh so funny....

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Originally Posted by Hope499

Im afraid im guilty of some horrible area chat things lol.

You don't want to know what I have offerd for 20k scip in area chat....ashamed I am but its oh so funny....

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Oohhhh do I need to save my scrip?????

oh, man... what have I done!?

I thought I'd stopped laughing about the whole thing last night, but reading the replies I'm losing it again...

the only y*** I want to know...