Originally Posted by
javik
catfish? Grown men playing as female chars in an mmo because they like to run around and admire their own avatars butt cheeks?
Omgoodness now where did i put my wizard hat? Ah here it is (dusts off hat) ....
Lulz, havent laughed this hard in a while lol!!!
Bloodninja: Baby, i been havin a tough night so treat menice aight?
Britneyspears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Britneyspears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you,bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, i put on my robe andwizard hat.
Britneyspears14: Oh, i like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
Britneyspears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast lvl. 3 eroticism. You turn into a realbeautiful woman.
Britneyspears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting lvl.8 * c*ckof the infinite.
Britneyspears14: Funny i still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast mighty f*ck of the beyondness.
Britneyspears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. Thisis ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, i'm the mightiestsorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast lightning lvl. 1,000,000
your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you areonly a lvl. 2 druid.
Britneyspears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but mylightning shield inflicts doa attack, leaving the robots asflaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?