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  • 03-31-2013, 09:29 AM
    Raserei
    I'm the #1 Player In The Universe!™
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!




    EDIT:

    This post was a scientific experiment. I wanted to see the reaction of people to someone whom they don't know, make a random post with a bold statement, that is, saying "I'm the #1 Player in the Universe!™".

    Results:

    The human subjects seem to be going mad.

    The human subjects tend to make comments of self-confirmation and derogatory remarks to bring another down.

    The human subjects, without knowing full well who the original experimenter was, made swift conclusions with no questions or evidence.

    The human subjects are not prepared for a higher power, whatever that may be.


    Conclusion:

    The human psyche is powerful. To fully understand, would take a million lifetimes of research. A key point to make in this particular experiment, is that humans do not like seeing someone claim greatness. The question is, what if the experimenter was the greatest player in the universe, for examples sake, would the human subjects accept the claim and congratulate said person? Would they rebel in a further conflict to resolve there self-affirmation? One things for certain, to each there own.
  • 03-31-2013, 09:30 AM
    0sedax
    Congrats... I guess?
  • 03-31-2013, 09:32 AM
    ev08u
    but...my mother always told me I was #1...:(
  • 03-31-2013, 09:33 AM
    mcwjimbo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 0sedax View Post
    Congrats... I guess?

    I was thinking "are there any nets and straight jackets in DEFIANCE to help some people take a much needed vacation in a padded room"
  • 03-31-2013, 09:35 AM
    Rush
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    Day late and a dollar short my friend. . .

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xo2xctBY1rn6ys0.gif
  • 03-31-2013, 09:38 AM
    Clarkeh
    Oh **** another ArtemisKnives ¬_¬
  • 03-31-2013, 09:38 AM
    worldwarviol
    dude **** no one cares about your overly big ego get real
  • 03-31-2013, 09:38 AM
    duction
    i want what the OP is smoking.
  • 03-31-2013, 09:39 AM
    Error404
    Pfft, all that fuss for lil' old me.
  • 03-31-2013, 09:45 AM
    Keydric
    http://imageshack.us/a/img410/2794/epeen.gif
  • 03-31-2013, 09:45 AM
    fasttrack76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™



    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    Well I suppose your next great achievement in life could be to go and get a job. :)
  • 03-31-2013, 09:48 AM
    0sedax
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    How can you be #1 if you stated in this thread: http://forums.defiance.com/showthrea...863#post141863 "I'm really not used to the 3rd person. I have never played a shooter in 3rd person yet."

    So nice try troll.
  • 03-31-2013, 09:50 AM
    Mladenov
    Give the kid candy :D
  • 03-31-2013, 09:52 AM
    Rush
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 0sedax View Post
    How can you be #1 if you stated in this thread: http://forums.defiance.com/showthrea...863#post141863 "I'm really not used to the 3rd person. I have never played a shooter in 3rd person yet."

    So nice try troll.


    it was an attempted troll at best xD
  • 03-31-2013, 09:54 AM
    Vuule
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by worldwarviol View Post
    dude **** no one cares about your overly big ego get real

    Guess he hit EGO rank 5000 already. *Badum Tsj*

    *I'll walk myself out*
  • 03-31-2013, 09:55 AM
    Daholic
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 0sedax View Post
    How can you be #1 if you stated in this thread: http://forums.defiance.com/showthrea...863#post141863 "I'm really not used to the 3rd person. I have never played a shooter in 3rd person yet."

    So nice try troll.

    Damn!!! you cuda just trolled him alittle, this is messed up lol
  • 03-31-2013, 09:57 AM
    Raserei
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Vuule View Post
    Guess he hit EGO rank 5000 already. *Badum Tsj*

    *I'll walk myself out*

    I'm EGO 5001! It's OVER FIVE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!
  • 03-31-2013, 10:00 AM
    Rush
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    I'm EGO 5001! It's OVER FIVE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!

    http://cdn.niketalk.com/f/f0/350x700...f_happygif.gif
    you will always be a level behind me. theres nothing you can do. . .
  • 03-31-2013, 10:07 AM
    Pain
    Isn't this game rated M for mature?
  • 03-31-2013, 10:22 AM
    Vuule
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Pain View Post
    Isn't this game rated M for mature?

    The "M" is sarcastic. And silent.
  • 03-31-2013, 10:23 AM
    Sex
    This guy is going to be the first to start hackusating people.
  • 03-31-2013, 10:28 AM
    Define EternaL
    If I see you surrounded by hellbugs with one clip left begging for assistance, PLASMA PULSER. That should help you out :)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

  • 03-31-2013, 10:32 AM
    LadyChaos
    me thinks someone left their forums account open and a dbag roomate got a hold of it...
  • 03-31-2013, 10:33 AM
    ItISLupus
    I should go
  • 03-31-2013, 10:35 AM
    kajun mulisha
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    i cant wait to pimp out noobs like you in my defiance world. i'll put you on the corner and have you earning my scripts and bits. after that i'll just run you over with my dodge challenger and move on to the next noob
  • 03-31-2013, 10:41 AM
    Gidrion
    Could it be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hj91DzNKw
    or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC41SElZrMY
  • 03-31-2013, 10:43 AM
    KillAlot V2
    i bet your one these guys who runs in pvp with a rocket launcher
  • 03-31-2013, 10:43 AM
    stragen001
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™


    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    Yeah? Well I AM SPARTACUS!
  • 03-31-2013, 10:49 AM
    Rush
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Gidrion View Post
    Could it be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hj91DzNKw
    or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC41SElZrMY

    good god, i feel bad for that kid, dam lol. makes me never want to pvp again LOL "im a badass pvper in a video game" xD how about i pvp your *** with my size 13 to your face haha. someone once called me a noob at Clubhouse Grill, a local sports bar here in litchfield park AZ, i punched him in the throat. And my brother yelled PWND ! Never call strangers a noob. Its dem fight'n words..
  • 03-31-2013, 11:05 AM
    Moose Of Woe
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

  • 03-31-2013, 11:08 AM
    mcwjimbo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Gidrion View Post
    Could it be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hj91DzNKw
    or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC41SElZrMY

    HA on 2nd

    the guy in 1st made me wonder where his family members are to take him to a therapist and refill his meds
  • 03-31-2013, 11:13 AM
    PsychoHistory
    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...-here-meme.png
  • 03-31-2013, 11:46 AM
    Raserei
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PsychoHistory View Post
    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...-here-meme.png

    I'm the #1 bad*** in the universe!™
  • 03-31-2013, 11:50 AM
    Badboyjoe95
    Come on guys dont feed the trolls...
  • 03-31-2013, 11:51 AM
    S4DN3SS
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    So.. do you want a cookie...? Or Ice cream?
  • 03-31-2013, 11:55 AM
    Nekkoking
    Error: Your ego doesn't not match your EGO rating. Please relog and try again.
  • 03-31-2013, 11:57 AM
    icubro
    This guy is the Best Gamer in the World. Sorry, bro. www.gamingforgood.net
  • 03-31-2013, 12:03 PM
    DustOfDeath
    in the world? hes just playing shooters... shooters are a fraction of the games out there.

    And still dont care.
    Fidn a cure for cancer or aids.. then id consider you someone important.
  • 03-31-2013, 12:18 PM
    Clarkeh
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by icubro View Post
    This guy is the Best Gamer in the World. Sorry, bro. www.gamingforgood.net

    Remember Athene back in my early WoW days and he was the biggest ******bag on the internet after clicking your link hes now involved in charity and what not and seems...different, Have i been that long on the internet to see a troll transform into a normal internet user? O.o
  • 03-31-2013, 12:48 PM
    mrp25
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Raserei View Post
    Attention! Citizens of Defiance! A great force has entered your space. A being of pure skill, a being of ultimate power, one could even say, he is the ultimate being. After years of destroying Counterstrike 1.5/Source and being banned from countless servers for being too good.

    Cleri[K] has arrived! The all time #1 Player In The Universe!™

    Here to conquer worlds! Pillage lands! Kill noobs! Squash the bug threat! FOR DEFIANCE!

    Who? The problem with the internet, and the world in general, is that the world is a very vast place. You're not nearly as well known or nearly as important as your overinflated ego makes you believe.
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