The Joke Thread.

Brad somebody needs to spank that @$$ of yours! You are in for it thursday <3

How many Hamsters do you need to screw in a lightbulb?.........2 but they have to be very small.

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Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen

Brad somebody needs to spank that @$$ of yours! You are in for it thursday <3

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probably unless im buying a car and it don't look like im buying one yet

what happened the beemer you had lined up?

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Originally Posted by DMC14

what happened the beemer you had lined up?

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nothing yet still just waiting to make sure my money is sorted first

A guy walks into a bar with a Giraffe. The Giraffe lies down on the floor and goes to sleep.

The Landlord shouts over to the guy "Oy, what's that lyin' there???"

And the guy says "It's not a Lion, it's a Giraffe."

3 men walk into a bar, you'd think the 2nd & 3rd guys would of ducked.

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Originally Posted by Worldviewsinc

A guy walks into a bar with a Giraffe. The Giraffe lies down on the floor and goes to sleep.

The Landlord shouts over to the guy "Oy, what's that lyin' there???"

And the guy says "It's not a Lion, it's a Giraffe."

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for some reason every time I hear this joke I always imagine it being told with an Australian accent.

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Originally Posted by Brad

for some reason every time I hear this joke I always imagine it being told with an Australian accent.

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Say this Brad

Good Eye Might

I always think of the lovely Australian accent as well when people say it .

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Originally Posted by Brad

for some reason every time I hear this joke I always imagine it being told with an Australian accent.

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Australian? I always imagined it as British/Cockney...