Troll Question of the Day!

Every day say for about a week, I'm going to ask a question that either trolls/berates someone.

Going for a South Park / Family Guy where no race/religion shall be spared.
Don't get offended and just go with it. Lets see how long till i get banned, shall we?

For my 1st question, I'm sure we've all heard this one before, it's a Halloween classic!

Question 1: Do Jehovah Witnesses not like Halloween because they hate random people knocking on their doors?

I don't get it.

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

I don't get it.

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Not surprised!:)

BWAHAHAH That made me laugh more than it should

Question 2: Not to sound like a standup comedian, but what the hell with Asian drivers?!?!

Now this wasn't my original question, but a story today that happened to me works great with this.

Soooo......

Sitting at a stoplight today and there's a little Toyota Camry in front of me, light goes to green and they don't go. I wait patiently for a few moments, then politely honk the horn just enough to get their attention. Not a flinch out of them. I hit the horn a 2nd time, holding it for several seconds. This obviously struck a nerve with this little Chinese guy since it caused him to lean half way out his window shouting something at me.

So after about 10 seconds of him hollering at me, he turns back in his seat and hits the gas.....
Only problem is by this time, the light is red, he was probably only about 3ft from making impact with a vehicle in the middle of the interstate.


Geeezzzzzz..............

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Originally Posted by Aaricane

Question 1: hate random people knocking on their doors?

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Ha, giggled 10.10

The first one was pretty good. The second one was ok. It was more scary then anything because it could have caused a car pile up.

How dare you!

its funny cause its true.

Sighs I am gone a bit and it come to this... Needs more wasabi sauce.

Sorry been gone a little while, was kinda hard to get a good connection so i had to take a break for a bit.
Next questions is 2 parts.

Questions 3Why can black people not keep their pants up higher then their kneecaps??
Question 4Why do white people be like "Awww man that's cool" and do it as well?

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Originally Posted by Aaricane

Sorry been gone a little while, was kinda hard to get a good connection so i had to take a break for a bit.
Next questions is 2 parts.

Questions 3Why can black people not keep their pants up higher then their kneecaps??
Question 4Why do white people be like "Awww man that's cool" and do it as well?

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Since I am mixed I will answer who the funk knows? I just run around with my jeans either off or on not both.

pictures Midnight in a sun-dress, 'There Mme. 13, your're breathtakingly gorgeous".

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Originally Posted by midnight thirteen

i just run around with my jeans off.

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fixed

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Originally Posted by sasha lemora

pictures Midnight in a sun-dress, 'There Mme. 13, your're breathtakingly gorgeous".

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Sasha is winning the internets you guys!

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Originally Posted by Aaricane

fixed

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Bwahahahaha I ran right into that one it would seem.

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Originally Posted by Aaricane

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I only run around pantless on off-topic its a requirement.

I don't wear pants every day. Every damned day.

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

I don't wear pants every day. Every damned day.

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Because he's BATMAN!












Which makes me very concerned about Robin....