Pick Your Side: Pro-Bacon, Anti-Bacon or Vegan?

Thread started out of boredom.

What will it be, folks?

Are you a fan of the fatty strips of hog that now comes in many guises: gum, toothpaste, breath mints, air fresheners, chocolate dipped, candied, and, yes!, even perfume for those who care?

Do you cringe at the odor of the fairly meatless meat frying in a skillet or on a griddle, or baking in the oven, or being cooked, hot dog style on a stick, over an open flame?

Find yourself crying at the thought of people chowing down like brain-starved zombies on anything with a face?

These are the questions that separate the...well, the meat eaters from the non-meat eaters, basically.

I have to go pro-bacon, though in moderation. Done right, and it can brighten a dish or sandwich like nothing else. Done wrong, and the ghosts of slaughtered hogs should haunt you forever.

<takes another sip of mead and mutters to herself> The crap I do to try to get an Alpha invite, I should...Oh, crap, is this mic on? Dammit!!!

Pro-bacon - it works for breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert...may even be the best condiment out there besides cheese.

I even had pig muscle sewed into my abdomen to help aid in a hernia repair...it was either that or cadaver tissue and I didn't want to be a zombie. Ended up a moot point though bc my surgeons left a towel in me so everything got ruined anyway.

Tangent aside - pig bacon is practically ambrosia...none of that turkey bacon crap.

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Originally Posted by Protonix

Pro-bacon - it works for breakfast, lunch, dinner or dessert...may even be the best condiment out there besides cheese.

I even had pig muscle sewed into my abdomen to help aid in a hernia repair...it was either that or cadaver tissue and I didn't want to be a zombie. Ended up a moot point though bc my surgeons left a towel in me so everything got ruined anyway.

Tangent aside - pig bacon is practically ambrosia...none of that turkey bacon crap.

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A strong first comment from the cute but pissy-looking cat avatar person. Well stated, sir...madam...uh, pissy-looking cat?

Come on, folks. Let your bacon thoughts be heard!

pro-bacon BUT not as much as epic meal time ... if i would eat something like they do with that much bacon , i would probably receive a heart attack >_<

Bacon it turns boys into men and girls into even hotter women

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Originally Posted by Grey

Bacon it turns boys into men and girls into even hotter women

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or fa**** women .... oops no i mean hot xD

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Originally Posted by lPATT

or fa**** women .... oops no i mean hot xD

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.-. bro I love all ladies, they just gotta treat themselves with respect

Bacon only really like with sandwiches or burgers... or on perogies... I think thats it... more a breakfast sausage person myself.

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Originally Posted by Grey

.-. bro I love all ladies, they just gotta treat themselves with respect

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me too =D . i never said it was wrong

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def pro bacon

100% pro bacon. Especially turkey bacon.

Pro-bacon, but only sometimes and if its crunchy.

This is not a survey this is a pro-bacon thread. :)

Pro Bacon it truly is a gift from whatever God/Gods you believe in

All hail bacon! Just had pancakes with bacon, yumm yumm

I'm still trying to find out why bacon became so popular a few years ago......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

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Originally Posted by Aaricane

I'm still trying to find out why bacon became so popular a few years ago......

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DUHHHHH. They came out with bacon toothpaste. You need to pay attention more.

They even have bacon perfume!! Bacon is awesome as a blended-in flavor with other meats and/or savory dishes. By itself, I can only take about 3 strips before the sodium starts gagging me.

And nice to see this thread is back from the dead!!!!!!

And what sick weasel added those vile tags to the thread?

I am indeed pro bacon. I prefer the Classic BLT sandwich.

bacon alll day

Bacon all the way. Love me some thick juicy bacon.

Pro-bacon. Ever put bacon in spaghetti? Your welcome, I call it American spaghetti.

*waits for PETA*

How can you not like bacon O_o

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon with a side of bacon please

http://www.schnuckscooks.com/images/...n_Pancakes.jpg
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2...643_MEDIUM.jpg
http://dailydishrecipes.com/wp-conte...eggmuffins.jpg

^ reminds me of adventure time. Make'n pancakes,makenbacon pancakes. Got some bacon and I'll put it in uh pancake. Make'n pancakes, thats what Im gunna make. BAACON PAN-CAAAYKEs!

I like bacon, but I'm not hipster about it like most people.

I liked bacon before it was cooked!

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Originally Posted by Aaricane

I'm still trying to find out why bacon became so popular a few years ago......

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Yeah, its like the sudden fascination people have with cats. Some people seem to think they are more masculine if they like it.

I do not like bacon! Boy do I feel awkward now... No no.. not a vegetarian just not a bacon fan.

Maybe it has to do that I am not born in the states, we certainly did not have bacon growing up like.. ever.

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Originally Posted by SparklingNugs

I like bacon, but I'm not hipster about it like most people.

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lol im not trying to be funny, but I kinda dont know what a hipster is. What is it :P I think im just old.

Bacon makes everything better.

Except bacon.

You can't improve perfection.

Not a big fan of bacon, its okay but I'm more of a cured meat person...

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Originally Posted by GinsterUnit

Not a big fan of bacon, its okay but I'm more of a cured meat person...

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Cured? Heck, I didn't even know it was sick!

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Originally Posted by Ape One

lol im not trying to be funny, but I kinda dont know what a hipster is. What is it :P I think im just old.

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My definition: A smug weasel who tries to be beyond the bleeding edge of cool to express their coolness and individuality, but end up looking foolish. Used to be the pretentious dolt with the huge Mac laptop in the fashionable coffee bars, now that same dolt will have a portable manual typewriter because it's retro and shows how "I don't follow the pack...I'm a cool lone wolf."

Does that help?

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Originally Posted by FaerGothika

My definition: A smug weasel who tries to be beyond the bleeding edge of cool to express their coolness and individuality, but end up looking foolish. Used to be the pretentious dolt with the huge Mac laptop in the fashionable coffee bars, now that same dolt will have a portable manual typewriter because it's retro and shows how "I don't follow the pack...I'm a cool lone wolf."

Does that help?

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o...they sound kinda "not cool". lol thanks. I dont get out much. I learned two things today; what a Hipster is and what a Mullet is
lol. All this time I thought that a mullet was some rare medical condition. I would always hear someone say "eeeew look at that mullet!" So im looking around for someone who has some strange deformity or something. Turns out; its a hair style!!! lol told you I dont get out much. Anyway; I digress. Back to bacon

..........Bacon.