Dear Richard : a rage post by velvet (narrated by Morgan Freeman)

Dear Richard.......please dont whine about cloak and shotty

Dear Richard.......I know you beat all the content. Help others or start over.

Dear Richard.......I know the last boss is hard but your a fighter get in there and try again!

Dear Richard.......please stop driving that car around my arkfall your messing it up.

Dear Richard.......no the devs will not change the color of that hat if you keep sending in item logs you just messing up the real logs.

Dear Richard........the game is rated M so don't complain if you don't live the ultra violance or lude language.

Dear Richard.......please try to enjoy the game so others may enjoy it aswell.

This thread is full of win. xD

Quote:

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Originally Posted by velvet

Dear Richard.......please dont whine about cloak and shotty

Dear Richard.......I know you beat all the content. Help others or start over.

Dear Richard.......I know the last boss is hard but your a fighter get in there and try again!

Dear Richard.......please stop driving that car around my arkfall your messing it up.

Dear Richard.......no the devs will not change the color of that hat if you keep sending in item logs you just messing up the real logs.

Dear Richard........the game is rated M so don't complain if you don't live the ultra violance or lude language.

Dear Richard.......please try to enjoy the game so others may enjoy it aswell.

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I wanted to rage but... After reading this in Morgan Freemans voice, I am suddenly happy and content with life.

Here's one you forgot.

Dear Richard.... do not use the word "progression" on the forums.

I laughed, as I read the original thread thinking, "This while funny...will get deleted."

xD

All I could think of while reading the OP was...
"Who is this **** and why does Morgan Freeman keep calling him Dear?"

Dear Velvet.......I officially love you