Grandma, Defiance Servers, ticking clock.
I have attached my grandmothers oxygen tank to my xbox's motherboard via my trucks jumper cables.
After a minor adjustment to my Defiance save file and using WD40 on her breathing machine she is now duct taped to the livingroom wall. If the servers are not back up and running in about 48 minutes my grandmothers oxygen tank hose will get cut in half by my xbox ejecting the disc with a razor blade superglued to the disc tray if my xbox timer selects start and cant connect to the servers.
My grandmothers life is now in the hands of Trion Worlds.