Powered by vBulletin

Lack of sentient tomatoes will kill this game!!

Printable View

  • 04-17-2013, 11:14 AM
    Mavor
    Lack of sentient tomatoes will kill this game!!
    Jus sayin... *shrug* :p
  • 04-17-2013, 11:16 AM
    Cutlass Jack
    They couldnt sell the game in Europe with excessive sauce splattering.
  • 04-17-2013, 11:17 AM
    Arsenic_Touch
    Attack of the killer tomatoes!
    Attack of the killer tomatoes!
    They'll beat you, bash you,
    Squish you, mash you
    Chew you up for brunch
    And finish you off for dinner or lunch!

    They're marching down the halls
    They're crawling up the walls
    They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy
    Rotten to the core
    They're standing outside your door!

    Remember Herman Farbage
    While taking out his garbage
    He turned around and he did see
    Tomatoes hiding in his tree
    Now he's just a memory!

    I know I'm going to miss her
    A tomato ate my sister
    Sacramento fell today
    They're marching into San Jose
    Tomatoes are on their way!

    The mayor is on vacation
    The governor's fled the nation
    The police have gone on strike today
    The National Guard has run away
    Tomatoes will have their day!

    Attack of the killer tomatoes!
    Attack of the killer tomatoes!
    They'll beat you, bash you,
    Squish you, mash you
    Chew you up for brunch
    And finish you off for dinner or lunch
    Lunch, lunch
    Dinner or lunch, lunch, lunch
    Dinner or luuuuuunch
  • 04-17-2013, 11:18 AM
    Mavor
    Damn censorship rules! I was really looking forward to blasting ripe vegetable matter all over the landscape =(
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:27 AM.
Powered by vBulletin™ Version 4.1.3
Copyright © 2021 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.