Patch Error. Anyone Know How To Resolve It?

Ok, I've been sitting here for an hour now trying to just load my game. It patches, I wait what feels like forever for it to do that, just to then see a patch error message. So I hit ok, try again, then it says I have to install game, I hit ok, now wait for that process, then patch again, then wait forever, then patch error. An hour sitting here battling, and I still just can't get on. How in the heck do I resolve this error and get around it??? Please help.

The servers are down, so I bet the patch servers are also down, you'll have to wait it out like the rest of us.

i actually had to uninstall and reinstall when that happened to me...the game literally told me to reinstall the game....heh

Rubbing my man nipples might work?