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  • 05-05-2013, 08:02 AM
    Miserere
    [EGO] Advanced Weapon near by! Hey! Hey did you hear me?!
    [EGO] There's an advanced weapon near by! Did you see it? Hey! Advanced weapon near by! It's over there! Hey! LISTEN! Advanced weapon! WEAPON! WEEEEEAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!


    http://i.imgur.com/zj9lLpG.gif



    Please give us an option to shut her up or at least, limit the times she says it. -_-
  • 05-05-2013, 08:08 AM
    ItISLupus
    This is what I think of when she talks at an arkfall
  • 05-05-2013, 08:09 AM
    Miserere
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ItISLupus View Post
    This is what I think of when she talks at an arkfall

    That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....
  • 05-05-2013, 08:11 AM
    Justin CarMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Miserere View Post
    That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

    There have been arkfalls where it seems this is how much she talks and all I can make out...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
  • 05-05-2013, 08:14 AM
    Okta
    u guys shouls be glad its female voice :P not male
  • 05-05-2013, 08:34 AM
    Miserere
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Okta View Post
    u guys shouls be glad its female voice :P not male

    As a female gamer, I would prefer a male voice to female. ;D
  • 05-05-2013, 08:39 AM
    Dazz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Miserere View Post
    That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

    LMAO this!
  • 05-05-2013, 08:45 AM
    ItISLupus
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Miserere View Post
    That is a special circle in hell with that and only that....

    reserved for idiots who run over the skitterlings right?
  • 05-05-2013, 09:03 AM
    Miserere
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ItISLupus View Post
    reserved for idiots who run over the skitterlings right?

    Yes. Very much so. XD
  • 05-05-2013, 09:13 AM
    Kreegan
    Having been married thirty-eight years in June (yes, I'm an old fart) to a nagging, *****y wife (it's cheaper to keep her than trade her in), I have long since learned to tune out high-pitched female voices.

    It's the only thing that keeps me sane...

    My only concern is that my EGO implant is going to say something important someday and I'll miss it. My wife is always saying that she's saying something important and I always miss those...

    [No offense meant for any lady gamers out there.]
  • 05-05-2013, 09:16 AM
    Miserere
    @Kreegan, haha, that's funny! Actually EGO sounds like my 9 year old niece who I love her to death but she doesn't know what to shut up. It sort of reminds me of in SWTOR when your companions wouldn't stop talking and everyone's companions would talk. They finally lowered it but gosh was it annoying.
  • 05-05-2013, 08:22 PM
    Malus Ferox
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ItISLupus View Post
    This is what I think of when she talks at an arkfall

    Before even seeing this link that is the exact place my thoughts went upon reading the topic title. It was even more annoying in Beta and Alpha, I'm glad they toned it back a bit
  • 05-05-2013, 08:26 PM
    Iceberg
    She says there is a weapon nearby, but I never can find it. Look at my mini map and there is no icon highlighting its position, and no indicator on screen telling me where it is at. She does get annoying at times.
  • 05-05-2013, 08:27 PM
    Darth Haighter
    rofl....funny thread guys!
  • 05-05-2013, 08:38 PM
    Myst
    LOL that OP picture also I don't know what everyone's talking about...by the way who is EGO?

    /Has headphones on and can't hear a thing anyway/

    ._.
  • 05-05-2013, 08:41 PM
    DejaVooDoo
    just wait until they start delivering system messages this way. she'll tell you how to join a shadow war every few minutes.

    Edit: God forgive me if I just gave them an idea.
  • 05-05-2013, 08:44 PM
    Justin CarMichael
    Ego: You haven't upgraded your vehicle recently. Hey! Listen! Dodge makes wonderful vehicles don't they? HEYYYYYYY!!! LISSSSSTTTTEEEEN!!! We could be driving around in nice comfortable smooth riding Dodge with leather seats and FM radio! Why don't you go to your friendly Dodge Dealer and see if they have any specials this month! HEY! LISTEN!
  • 05-05-2013, 08:44 PM
    WhiteCell
    The talking Ego is the social aspect of the game so it doesn't feel like you're playing with non responding bots in a MMO.
  • 05-05-2013, 08:56 PM
    Barley McHops
    Ego : "Bolinas Smeltry is on the verge of meltdown! They need your help!"

    Barley McHops : "OH SH...I better get over there!" *saves Bolinas Smeltry, starts driving away*

    Ego : "Bolinas Smeltry is on the verge of meltdown! Go help them!"

    Barley McHops : "But, I just...argh, alright. Can't let this disaster happen." *Saves Bolinas Smeltry*

    Ego : "Bolinas Smeltry is on the ver-"

    Barley McHops : "F%&# em. Let them all burn. I don't care anymore, Ego. I. Don't. Care."
  • 05-05-2013, 09:13 PM
    StanleyPain
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Miserere View Post
    [EGO] There's an advanced weapon near by! Did you see it? Hey! Advanced weapon near by! It's over there! Hey! LISTEN! Advanced weapon! WEAPON! WEEEEEAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!


    http://i.imgur.com/zj9lLpG.gif



    Please give us an option to shut her up or at least, limit the times she says it. -_-

    My personal favorite is getting blown on your *** by an exploding crystal....then 10 seconds later. GET CLEAR OF THAT ARKFALL!!!!!
  • 05-05-2013, 09:14 PM
    Justin CarMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by StanleyPain View Post
    My personal favorite is getting blown on your *** by an exploding crystal....then 10 seconds later. GET CLEAR OF THAT ARKFALL!!!!!

    At this point I like to imagine that Ego really hates us, her praise is sarcastic, and she feels like somebody trapped her in our body with no escape.
  • 05-05-2013, 09:29 PM
    FaerGothika
    What they ought to add is EGO giving you a hard time if you stand still for a long time.

    EGO: Oh, so we're just going to stand here and do nothing? Okay, I'll just play this high-pitched tone until you start moving again.

    Or, if they want to make you feel bad...

    EGO: You do realize that standing still like this means all that junk you call food is packing fat onto your butt. Fatty McBig Butt.
  • 05-05-2013, 09:34 PM
    Shada Mori
    I want Ego to do this .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-bozsSl6x8
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