No one is allowed..

I feel like the off topics protector.

I can take a guess and say you are protecting the off-topic from a certain clown?

Nah. This is the home of clown.

I thought so too. I tried migrating into the general discussion but I found myself wanting to call every OP a rude name or two.

I don't like the fact that general has to stay on topic. I prefer being off topic.

Hard to be both random and on topic sometimes. Guess it's best to separate the sane from the insanity, quite frankly I find sanity boring.

In a world such as the one we live in there is no such thing as sanity.

True. With every new generation, a new level is reached. I think humanity out does itself. If aliens ever do visit us they will probably just turn around and go back to space.

That is if aliens have not already ran away from us.

Sanity is boring indeed. I change depending on my mood and what is being said. Sometimes I'll say something very random or wrath likes to call me lewd. other times I will start speaking weirdly out of boredom and others I take the make-up and nose off and become completely serious.