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05-21-2013, 02:56 PM
Morentz01

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Originally Posted by Dandrielas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

Why would you do something like this?
05-21-2013, 02:56 PM
Jack The Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dandrielas

It might. *dun don duuuuuuun*

I wonder how the meat tasted.

Think candy apples. Now think candy apples rotting in a garbage. Now think about the garbage under the candy apples. Thats all irrelevant, point is they taste like Tofu.
05-21-2013, 02:57 PM
Dandrielas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

Think candy apples. Now think candy apples rotting in a garbage. Now think about the garbage under the candy apples. Thats all irrelevant, point is they taste like Tofu.

So they taste like crap?
05-21-2013, 02:57 PM
Duskky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

Think candy apples. Now think candy apples rotting in a garbage. Now think about the garbage under the candy apples. Thats all irrelevant, point is they taste like Tofu.

Yes, don't eat us.
05-21-2013, 02:58 PM
chrismeyer34

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Originally Posted by Dandrielas

Sounds trippy.

cookies that make you trip?...cooool, can you imagine the kind of artwork i can come up with while trippin on unicorn cookies lmao
05-21-2013, 02:59 PM
Duskky

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Originally Posted by chrismeyer34

cookies that make you trip?...cooool, can you imagine the kind of artwork i can come up with while trippin on unicorn cookies lmao

The fact that you will permanently become a unicorn might scare you.
05-21-2013, 03:00 PM
Jack The Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dandrielas

So they taste like crap?

But i like tofu ;[! They aren't SO bad.. once you get past the chewie parts! Unicorns are similar, but leave a strange rainbow aftertaste. Think Skittles, now think rotting skittles, now think rotting skittles in the garbage. Now think of a badger. Yep.
05-21-2013, 03:01 PM
Dandrielas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duskky

The fact that you will permanently become a unicorn might scare you.

If you become one, Duskky would be your leader.*Shivers down my back*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

But i like tofu ;[! They aren't SO bad.. once you get past the chewie parts! Unicorns are similar, but leave a strange rainbow aftertaste. Think Skittles, now think rotting skittles, now think rotting skittles in the garbage. Now think of a badger. Yep.

You have a fascination with garbage.
05-21-2013, 03:02 PM
Duskky

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Originally Posted by Dandrielas

If you become one, Duskky would be your leader.*Shivers down my back*

You have a fascination with garbage.

It's like selling your soul if you eat a delicious unicorn cookie.
05-21-2013, 03:03 PM
Brad

I would of assumed that unicorn would taste like horse (which isn't to dissimilar from beef, apart from being light and cheaper) meh *shrugs*
05-21-2013, 03:04 PM
Dandrielas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morentz01

Why would you do something like this?

Because I can.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duskky

It's like selling your soul if you eat a delicious unicorn cookie.

I already sold my soul to a pair of penny loafers.
05-21-2013, 03:05 PM
Duskky

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Originally Posted by Brad

I would of assumed that unicorn would taste like horse (which isn't to dissimilar from beef, apart from being light and cheaper) meh *shrugs*

We unicorns hate horses, eat all the horse you want.
05-21-2013, 03:08 PM
Hammer Strike

It's a well know fact that unicorns are an excellent source of sparkles.
05-21-2013, 03:08 PM
Jack The Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dandrielas

If you become one, Duskky would be your leader.*Shivers down my back*

You have a fascination with garbage.

Not really, its just that Unicorns are so similar to garbage. Muah haha!
05-21-2013, 03:08 PM
Dandrielas

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Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

Not really, its just that Unicorns are so similar to garbage. Muah haha!

You make a good point.
05-21-2013, 03:09 PM
Duskky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer Strike

It's a well know fact that unicorns are an excellent source of sparkles.

We do not sparkle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

Not really, its just that Unicorns are so similar to garbage. Muah haha!

Low blow bro, low blow.
05-21-2013, 03:10 PM
Hammer Strike

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Originally Posted by Duskky

We do not sparkle.

Radiant farms never lie
05-21-2013, 03:10 PM
Dandrielas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duskky

We do not sparkle.

Low blow bro, low blow.

Like Sparkles the Unicorn?
05-21-2013, 03:11 PM
Duskky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dandrielas

Like Sparkles the Unicorn?

No idea who that is, please shoot on sight.
05-21-2013, 03:12 PM
Jack The Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duskky

We do not sparkle.

Low blow bro, low blow.

No they do not, they are not vampires! And true, very low blow, but i must cement the bear dominance, or lack-there-of. Either/or.. You know i just noticed that my bear is in space, and your unicorn is in space.. Not that im a space bear, but the thought of it.. Hmm. You know the original picture in my avatar was a bear with wings, and a unicorn horn.. Im closer to your kind than you think ;]
05-21-2013, 03:12 PM
Dandrielas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duskky

No idea who that is, please shoot on sight.

Will do. *Grabs my Sniper Rifle*
05-21-2013, 03:15 PM
Brad

*protects hammer strike snipes dans riffle with barrett 50cal*
05-21-2013, 03:15 PM
Duskky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer Strike

Radiant farms never lie

They lie. A lot.
05-21-2013, 03:19 PM
Hammer Strike

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Originally Posted by Duskky

They lie. A lot.

Serious words abound then! Must be canned camel passed off as unicorn, come to think of it I have never seen a brown unicorn. Spotswood, get me my solicitor on the phone please.
05-21-2013, 03:20 PM
Morgana869

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dandrielas

It might. *dun don duuuuuuun*

I wonder how the meat tasted.

Magically delicious? (sorry i couldnt help myself)
05-21-2013, 03:21 PM
Dandrielas

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Originally Posted by Brad

*protects hammer strike snipes dans riffle with barrett 50cal*

Ouch, that hurt.*reforms* Stop shooting me!
05-21-2013, 03:22 PM
Duskky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer Strike

Serious words abound then! Must be canned camel passed off as unicorn, come to think of it I have never seen a brown unicorn. Spotswood, get me my solicitor on the phone please.

I swears it.
05-21-2013, 03:23 PM
Hammer Strike

The legal team are on it. I will not be submitted to this type of tomfoolery!
05-21-2013, 03:25 PM
Brad

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Originally Posted by Dandrielas

Ouch, that hurt.*reforms* Stop shooting me!

quit whining I shot your gun not you!, to clarify I shot you yesterday not today HA!

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/l...ab/25akaj5.gif
05-21-2013, 03:39 PM
Dandrielas

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Originally Posted by Brad

quit whining I shot your gun not you!, to clarify I shot you yesterday not today HA!

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/l...ab/25akaj5.gif

You can't hurt Azrael. He is indestructible.(On a side note, I really do own a Sniper rifle in real life, and I did name it Azrael.)
05-21-2013, 03:42 PM
Jack The Bear

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Originally Posted by Dandrielas

You can't hurt Azrael. He is indestructible.(On a side note, I really do own a Sniper rifle in real life, and I did name it Azrael.)

Which rifle would that be? i am intrigued :P. Only guns i own are my Uni.. I mean human hunting guns *looks around*
05-21-2013, 03:49 PM
Dandrielas

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Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

Which rifle would that be? i am intrigued :P. Only guns i own are my Uni.. I mean human hunting guns *looks around*

I sent you a PM.
05-21-2013, 03:53 PM
Duskky

Well then.
05-21-2013, 04:02 PM
Obderiath

Reading this thread was like swimming in pee-pee, and I've gotten my 60 laps in.
05-21-2013, 04:05 PM
Jack The Bear

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

Reading this thread was like swimming in pee-pee, and I've gotten my 60 laps in.

What kind of pee-pee? there are so many different types of different viscosity and smell. Would it be the achromatic Unicorn God pee? or the vulgar Bear pee?
05-21-2013, 04:06 PM
Obderiath

The acidic, sterile kind that I toast at fine dinner parties!
05-21-2013, 04:09 PM
Hammer Strike

Chatue du fempiss? A favourite of none other than that man that grills bears
05-21-2013, 04:09 PM
Duskky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Bear

What kind of pee-pee? there are so many different types of different viscosity and smell. Would it be the achromatic Unicorn God pee? or the vulgar Bear pee?

Why does your bear have wings? YOU'RE NOT A BEAR YOU ARE A IMPOSTER!
05-21-2013, 04:10 PM
Jack The Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obderiath

The acidic, sterile kind that I toast at fine dinner parties!

Oooh thats the best kind! Puts a whole new meaning on "P*ss-water"
05-21-2013, 04:12 PM
Jack The Bear

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Originally Posted by Duskky

Why does your bear have wings? YOU'RE NOT A BEAR YOU ARE A IMPOSTER!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.c...studios530.jpg

You caught me.. While i am bear.. i'm... I'm... UNIBEAR! My father was a bear, my mother a unicorn. Don't ask, don't tell.

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