Things To Do While Servers Are Down

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

This place is medically insane.

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I am going to have to get off the computer so my wife can create a profile. She is going to like it here.

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Originally Posted by Frank the HOG

As long as you like bacon, if not, no.

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I'll eat bacon ;~;

I took a handful of drugs and slept all day. ...I'm going back to bed now.

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Originally Posted by Clown

No one has any idea how much p o rn I've been watching during this down time. God save my balls.

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I would be less concerned with the balls and more concerned with shaft chaffing. My recommendation is a silicon based lube. Maybe some lotion with Vitamin E and Aloe.

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Originally Posted by bix

I took a handful of drugs and slept all day. ...I'm going back to bed now.

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Nighty night!

I've been using bacon lube.

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Originally Posted by Duskky

I'll eat bacon ;~;

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Then yes, we are friends, but not best friends yet. There is one more question. Which is better crispy of fatty bacon?

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Originally Posted by Clown

I've been using bacon lube.

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Well then the chaffing is worth it.

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Originally Posted by bix

I took a handful of drugs and slept all day. ...I'm going back to bed now.

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Good night o:

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Originally Posted by Frank the HOG

Then yes, we are friends, but not best friends yet. There is one more question. Which is better crispy of fatty bacon?

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I'm going to say Canadian then walk out of this thread with no guilt.