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  • 06-04-2013, 06:25 PM
    Obderiath
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    I Wanna Talk to the Baddest Kitty Around.
    I was thinking of you (awww, I know, less than three) when I picked up a few new brews for testing. If you ever get the chance, try Dominion Oak Barrelt Stout. It's delicious. I've had a few bourbon barrel beers before, but Dominion's got the best I've had.

    Tonight's selection (if you use the word "selection" you sound sophisticated) is Dieselpunk Porter. I've never run into a porter I've disliked, but this one is within my top 5.

    Attachment 4017

    Try it, or else.

    EDIT: Damned picture won't fix itself, and I don't care enough.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:29 PM
    cypheon
    you found a porter? quick! ship it to new orleans!
  • 06-04-2013, 06:32 PM
    ShiMoShinkenFry
    Obderiath I think you have a drinking problem.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:34 PM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry View Post
    Obderiath I think you have a drinking problem.

    I think you have a shutting the **** up problem.

    Also, you might be addicted to me.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:37 PM
    OIO
    I remember when....
  • 06-04-2013, 06:40 PM
    Brad
    ob I have something for you
    suɐƃıuɐuǝɥs
  • 06-04-2013, 06:42 PM
    ShiMoShinkenFry
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    I think you have a shutting the **** up problem.

    Also, you might be addicted to me.

    You are clearly not drinking enough as you can still type. I call this a problem.
  • 06-04-2013, 07:01 PM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry View Post
    You are clearly not drinking enough as you can still type. I call this a problem.

    I retain all of my faculties, even until the brink of utter annihilation. If I start typing poorly, it means I am at a level of inebriation beyond the minds of most humans.
  • 06-04-2013, 07:07 PM
    ShiMoShinkenFry
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    I retain all of my faculties, even until the brink of utter annihilation. If I start typing poorly, it means I am at a level of inebriation beyond the minds of most humans.

    I think you should post when you drink to an unconcious state. ^.-
  • 06-04-2013, 08:09 PM
    Umbra Warrior
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    I retain all of my faculties, even until the brink of utter annihilation. If I start typing poorly, it means I am at a level of inebriation beyond the minds of most humans.

    I think that's called 'death by alcohol poisoning'.
  • 06-04-2013, 09:01 PM
    jackalom
    I think drinking has an Obderiath problem. It cannot stay away from him or any other Mets man. Trust me, I know. We look like world beaters sweeping the Yanks....but then, cue the Fugees

    my drinks my only remedy for pain of losing to Miiiiammmmiiii....but while I am gone shorty.....every drink will be all right....every drink will be all right...
  • 06-04-2013, 09:36 PM
    Obderiath
    Haha, I like this Jackalom guy, he's alright.

    And no, Umbra, alcohol poisoning is for the weak/mortal/wieners.
  • 06-04-2013, 09:48 PM
    PoLeo
    meowmeowmeow.
  • 06-05-2013, 12:13 AM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PoLeo View Post
    meowmeowmeow.

    Did you ever get your strap on duckbill?
  • 06-05-2013, 05:39 AM
    Brad
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    Did you ever get your strap on duckbill?

    i was wondering that myself
  • 06-05-2013, 05:48 AM
    Hope499
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    I think you have a shutting the **** up problem.

    Also, you might be addicted to me.

    And that **** is hard to quit...I was in 2 years of rehab for my obde addiction...worse than crack I tellz ya....

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry View Post
    I think you should post when you drink to an unconcious state. ^.-

    Agreed, I want to see more posts of obde all hammed out....

    Some drunken intellectual posts, to let us see the true depths of obde's soul....
  • 06-05-2013, 05:54 AM
    Hope499
    Also, title of thread makes me think of this...the "baddest kitty" =

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...y0s2o1_500.jpg

    cuz ya....lasers + rainbows
  • 06-05-2013, 09:08 AM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hope499 View Post
    And that **** is hard to quit...I was in 2 years of rehab for my obde addiction...worse than crack I tellz ya....



    Agreed, I want to see more posts of obde all hammed out....

    Some drunken intellectual posts, to let us see the true depths of obde's soul....

    HAHAHA, I'll see what I can manage for ya sometime buddy.
  • 06-05-2013, 02:28 PM
    PoLeo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    Did you ever get your strap on duckbill?

    Ordered it awhile back, complete forgot about it until you brought it up. Imma check up on it now.

    EDIT - Still says it's shipped. Going to order another one just incase.
  • 06-05-2013, 05:40 PM
    Gratty
    The only time someone can say that you are intoxicated is when you can no longer stand. Even then, I don't consider that being "intoxicated". That is silly talk.
  • 06-05-2013, 07:09 PM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Gratty View Post
    The only time someone can say that you are intoxicated is when you can no longer stand. Even then, I don't consider that being "intoxicated". That is silly talk.

    Untrue, sir. People can be intoxicated by a variety of different things, each with their own unique effects of intoxication. "Intoxication" only means that one is affected by an intoxicant, and does not imply any degree of inebriation.
  • 06-05-2013, 07:59 PM
    Gratty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    Untrue, sir. People can be intoxicated by a variety of different things, each with their own unique effects of intoxication. "Intoxication" only means that one is affected by an intoxicant, and does not imply any degree of inebriation.

    I don't follow Merriam-Webster's rules.
  • 06-05-2013, 08:20 PM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Gratty View Post
    I don't follow Merriam-Webster's rules.

    Oh, I see, we got one o' them rebels, eh? We'll see how hard you rebel in the clank!
  • 06-05-2013, 09:07 PM
    Gratty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    Oh, I see, we got one o' them rebels, eh? We'll see how hard you rebel in the clank!

    You'll never take me "alive"!
  • 06-05-2013, 09:40 PM
    Subsistence Aftermath
    I dated an Irish girl once.... it didn't end well. (Apparently Booze does strange things to Irish chicks....scary things)
  • 06-06-2013, 04:49 AM
    BadKitty
    Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.
  • 06-06-2013, 05:16 AM
    cypheon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BadKitty View Post
    Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

    PvP: our generations version of foreplay.
  • 06-06-2013, 07:18 AM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BadKitty View Post
    Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

    TeaCup Touchdowns are the right thing to do, sorta like a daily vitamin. I will get him for you if you like.
  • 06-06-2013, 07:26 AM
    Mylo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BadKitty View Post
    affectionate teacup touchdown

    ??
    ok that's a new one on me. whart is it?
  • 06-06-2013, 07:39 AM
    cypheon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mylo View Post
    ??
    ok that's a new one on me. whart is it?

    Female version of **********

    Edit: wow really? Tea bagging
  • 06-06-2013, 07:41 AM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BadKitty View Post
    Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

    Look, I'm not that kind of boy. You're going to have to take me out and get to know me, maybe flirt me up right first. Then I'll be your ragdoll.
  • 06-06-2013, 07:49 AM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mylo View Post
    ??
    ok that's a new one on me. whart is it?

    The teacup touchdown is my equivalent to a tea baggin. It sounded better than Clam stampin
  • 06-06-2013, 09:58 AM
    cypheon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    The teacup touchdown is my equivalent to a tea baggin. It sounded better than Clam stampin

    Yeah but clam stamp just rolls off the tongue better (when trash talking)
  • 06-06-2013, 10:05 AM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cypheon View Post
    Yeah but clam stamp just rolls off the tongue better (when trash talking)

    I am usually not talking trash when I dip it low.
  • 06-06-2013, 02:37 PM
    BadKitty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    Look, I'm not that kind of boy. You're going to have to take me out and get to know me, maybe flirt me up right first. Then I'll be your ragdoll.

    Listen. I'll make you into any boy I deem fit, when running into you. I didn't ask about your feelings and flirting is a silly time waster for high schoolers. Now, go sit in the corner and face the wall and think about your attitude sir. ~_^
  • 06-06-2013, 02:40 PM
    Duskky
    I sensed a "Oh my Glob" OH GOB GLOB IT.
  • 06-06-2013, 02:41 PM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BadKitty View Post
    Listen. I'll make you into any boy I deem fit, when running into you. I didn't ask about your feelings and flirting is a silly time waster for high schoolers. Now, go sit in the corner and face the wall and think about your attitude sir. ~_^

    MY attitude? I'll think about YOUR attitude and conteomplate whether or not I want it around in my life! You'd miss the flirting, as that's where many of your benefits come in. So shove THAT in your pretty little pipe and puff!
  • 06-06-2013, 02:44 PM
    BadKitty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    MY attitude? I'll think about YOUR attitude and conteomplate whether or not I want it around in my life! You'd miss the flirting, as that's where many of your benefits come in. So shove THAT in your pretty little pipe and puff!

    And as soon as I figure out how to "conteomplate", I WILL!
  • 06-06-2013, 02:47 PM
    Obderiath
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BadKitty View Post
    And as soon as I figure out how to "conteomplate", I WILL!

    It's like contemplating, but sexier. Now you're just begging for spankings. Go to your room before it's too late, and wash that mouth out with a bar of chocolate.
  • 06-06-2013, 02:55 PM
    BadKitty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    It's like contemplating, but sexier. Now you're just begging for spankings. Go to your room before it's too late, and wash that mouth out with a bar of chocolate.

    Ok, I will engage in sexy thinkings, I will eat the chocolate, but I decline spanking. I'm not wearing the right outfit for that..
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