I Wanna Talk to the Baddest Kitty Around.

I was thinking of you (awww, I know, less than three) when I picked up a few new brews for testing. If you ever get the chance, try Dominion Oak Barrelt Stout. It's delicious. I've had a few bourbon barrel beers before, but Dominion's got the best I've had.

Tonight's selection (if you use the word "selection" you sound sophisticated) is Dieselpunk Porter. I've never run into a porter I've disliked, but this one is within my top 5.

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Try it, or else.

EDIT: Damned picture won't fix itself, and I don't care enough.

you found a porter? quick! ship it to new orleans!

Obderiath I think you have a drinking problem.

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

Obderiath I think you have a drinking problem.

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I think you have a shutting the **** up problem.

Also, you might be addicted to me.

I remember when....

ob I have something for you

suɐƃıuɐuǝɥs

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

I think you have a shutting the **** up problem.

Also, you might be addicted to me.

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You are clearly not drinking enough as you can still type. I call this a problem.

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

You are clearly not drinking enough as you can still type. I call this a problem.

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I retain all of my faculties, even until the brink of utter annihilation. If I start typing poorly, it means I am at a level of inebriation beyond the minds of most humans.

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I retain all of my faculties, even until the brink of utter annihilation. If I start typing poorly, it means I am at a level of inebriation beyond the minds of most humans.

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I think you should post when you drink to an unconcious state. ^.-

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I retain all of my faculties, even until the brink of utter annihilation. If I start typing poorly, it means I am at a level of inebriation beyond the minds of most humans.

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I think that's called 'death by alcohol poisoning'.

I think drinking has an Obderiath problem. It cannot stay away from him or any other Mets man. Trust me, I know. We look like world beaters sweeping the Yanks....but then, cue the Fugees

my drinks my only remedy for pain of losing to Miiiiammmmiiii....but while I am gone shorty.....every drink will be all right....every drink will be all right...

Haha, I like this Jackalom guy, he's alright.

And no, Umbra, alcohol poisoning is for the weak/mortal/wieners.

meowmeowmeow.

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meowmeowmeow.

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Did you ever get your strap on duckbill?

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Did you ever get your strap on duckbill?

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i was wondering that myself

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

I think you have a shutting the **** up problem.

Also, you might be addicted to me.

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And that **** is hard to quit...I was in 2 years of rehab for my obde addiction...worse than crack I tellz ya....

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Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry

I think you should post when you drink to an unconcious state. ^.-

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Agreed, I want to see more posts of obde all hammed out....

Some drunken intellectual posts, to let us see the true depths of obde's soul....

Also, title of thread makes me think of this...the "baddest kitty" =

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9...y0s2o1_500.jpg

cuz ya....lasers + rainbows

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And that **** is hard to quit...I was in 2 years of rehab for my obde addiction...worse than crack I tellz ya....



Agreed, I want to see more posts of obde all hammed out....

Some drunken intellectual posts, to let us see the true depths of obde's soul....

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HAHAHA, I'll see what I can manage for ya sometime buddy.

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Did you ever get your strap on duckbill?

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Ordered it awhile back, complete forgot about it until you brought it up. Imma check up on it now.

EDIT - Still says it's shipped. Going to order another one just incase.

The only time someone can say that you are intoxicated is when you can no longer stand. Even then, I don't consider that being "intoxicated". That is silly talk.

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The only time someone can say that you are intoxicated is when you can no longer stand. Even then, I don't consider that being "intoxicated". That is silly talk.

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Untrue, sir. People can be intoxicated by a variety of different things, each with their own unique effects of intoxication. "Intoxication" only means that one is affected by an intoxicant, and does not imply any degree of inebriation.

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Untrue, sir. People can be intoxicated by a variety of different things, each with their own unique effects of intoxication. "Intoxication" only means that one is affected by an intoxicant, and does not imply any degree of inebriation.

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I don't follow Merriam-Webster's rules.

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I don't follow Merriam-Webster's rules.

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Oh, I see, we got one o' them rebels, eh? We'll see how hard you rebel in the clank!

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Oh, I see, we got one o' them rebels, eh? We'll see how hard you rebel in the clank!

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You'll never take me "alive"!

I dated an Irish girl once.... it didn't end well. (Apparently Booze does strange things to Irish chicks....scary things)

Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

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Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

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PvP: our generations version of foreplay.

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Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

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TeaCup Touchdowns are the right thing to do, sorta like a daily vitamin. I will get him for you if you like.

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affectionate teacup touchdown

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ok that's a new one on me. whart is it?

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ok that's a new one on me. whart is it?

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Female version of **********

Edit: wow really? Tea bagging

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Oh my glob! Sounds awesome! On a side note, I saw you in freight yard! I kept trying to run over to your body to give you an affectionate teacup touchdown, but I'm sure the kill cam was over by the time I got to you.. Then it kicked me from the servers, and I was first too.. Sad face.

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Look, I'm not that kind of boy. You're going to have to take me out and get to know me, maybe flirt me up right first. Then I'll be your ragdoll.

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ok that's a new one on me. whart is it?

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The teacup touchdown is my equivalent to a tea baggin. It sounded better than Clam stampin

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The teacup touchdown is my equivalent to a tea baggin. It sounded better than Clam stampin

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Yeah but clam stamp just rolls off the tongue better (when trash talking)

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Yeah but clam stamp just rolls off the tongue better (when trash talking)

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I am usually not talking trash when I dip it low.

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Look, I'm not that kind of boy. You're going to have to take me out and get to know me, maybe flirt me up right first. Then I'll be your ragdoll.

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Listen. I'll make you into any boy I deem fit, when running into you. I didn't ask about your feelings and flirting is a silly time waster for high schoolers. Now, go sit in the corner and face the wall and think about your attitude sir. ~_^

I sensed a "Oh my Glob" OH GOB GLOB IT.

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Listen. I'll make you into any boy I deem fit, when running into you. I didn't ask about your feelings and flirting is a silly time waster for high schoolers. Now, go sit in the corner and face the wall and think about your attitude sir. ~_^

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MY attitude? I'll think about YOUR attitude and conteomplate whether or not I want it around in my life! You'd miss the flirting, as that's where many of your benefits come in. So shove THAT in your pretty little pipe and puff!

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

MY attitude? I'll think about YOUR attitude and conteomplate whether or not I want it around in my life! You'd miss the flirting, as that's where many of your benefits come in. So shove THAT in your pretty little pipe and puff!

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And as soon as I figure out how to "conteomplate", I WILL!

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And as soon as I figure out how to "conteomplate", I WILL!

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It's like contemplating, but sexier. Now you're just begging for spankings. Go to your room before it's too late, and wash that mouth out with a bar of chocolate.

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Originally Posted by Obderiath

It's like contemplating, but sexier. Now you're just begging for spankings. Go to your room before it's too late, and wash that mouth out with a bar of chocolate.

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Ok, I will engage in sexy thinkings, I will eat the chocolate, but I decline spanking. I'm not wearing the right outfit for that..