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  • 06-04-2013, 06:31 PM
    Duskky
    The Unicorn Empire wants you!
    Not a clan thread.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:34 PM
    Ray101492
    Join us on our quest for galaxy wide domination.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:39 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ray101492 View Post
    Join us on our quest for galaxy wide domination.

    Universal young one, universal domination.

    Our conquest shall be talked about throughout history.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:42 PM
    Ray101492
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    Universal young one, universal domination.

    Our conquest shall be talked about throughout history.

    I still have much to learn father. *bows*
  • 06-04-2013, 06:43 PM
    ShiMoShinkenFry
    You aint got nothing on the Circus of Madness.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:51 PM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Since I'm a card carrying member of the League of Reapers I'd have to abstain from joining your mighty horned armada. Though I can offer an alliance since our goals don't clash all we want are the souls of the dead, you can have the living world.
  • 06-04-2013, 06:53 PM
    Ray101492
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry View Post
    You aint got nothing on the Circus of Madness.

    What treachery is this?
  • 06-04-2013, 06:55 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    Since I'm a card carrying member of the League of Reapers I'd have to abstain from joining your mighty horned armada. Though I can offer an alliance since our goals don't clash all we want are the souls of the dead, you can have the living world.

    How about I offer you the souls of fallen unicorns as those are worth more and I keep all fleshy skinned humanoid souls?
  • 06-04-2013, 06:59 PM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Since most creatures in the universe are non humanoid we shall agree, the souls of the fleshy ones are yours to keep hence forth from this date until the end of time or until such time as your empire is no longer in existence.
  • 06-04-2013, 07:03 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    Since most creatures in the universe are non humanoid we shall agree, the souls of the fleshy ones are yours to keep hence forth from this date until the end of time or until such time as your empire is no longer in existence.

    Woooooot. I lied about Unicorn Souls, those come to me regardless i'm their God :)
  • 06-04-2013, 07:07 PM
    BlackR3ap3r
    *goes spectral*
    God or not, no one breaks a deal with Death
    *summons a spectral hord*
    Your move horned one
  • 06-04-2013, 07:08 PM
    ShiMoShinkenFry
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ray101492 View Post
    What treachery is this?

    I have been with the circus of madness from the beginning. It is lead by the man known as clown. ^.-
  • 06-04-2013, 07:13 PM
    Ray101492
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ShiMoShinkenFry View Post
    I have been with the circus of madness from the beginning. It is lead by the man known as clown. ^.-

    http://t.qkme.me/3qnlqc.jpg
  • 06-04-2013, 07:13 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    *goes spectral*
    God or not, no one breaks a deal with Death
    *summons a spectral hord*
    Your move horned one

    I'm a unicorn, that's my move.
    *Pelvic thrust the air*
    That did nothing because if I wanted it too you would would be un-undead. :)
  • 06-04-2013, 07:14 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    *goes spectral*
    God or not, no one breaks a deal with Death
    *summons a spectral hord*
    Your move horned one

    I'm a unicorn, that's my move.
    *Pelvic thrust the air*
    That did nothing because if I wanted it too you would would be un-undead. :)
  • 06-04-2013, 07:18 PM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    I'm a unicorn, that's my move.
    *Pelvic thrust the air*
    That did nothing because if I wanted it too you would would be un-undead. :)

    Lmao
    U can't un-undead a reaper.
    we have no human soul only a shard of the Grimm-Soul powering our immortal spectral bodies
  • 06-04-2013, 07:21 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    Lmao
    U can't un-undead a reaper.
    we have no human soul only a shard of the Grimm-Soul powering our immortal spectral bodies

    I can un-undead this grimm-soul then.
  • 06-04-2013, 07:30 PM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    I can un-undead this grimm-soul then.

    The Grimm-Soul isn't really a soul it's the essence of death it self. Saying your going to un-undead the Grimm-Soul is like saying your going to undead the All-Soul.
  • 06-04-2013, 07:36 PM
    ShiMoShinkenFry
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ray101492 View Post
    http://t.qkme.me/3qnlqc.jpg

    I own half of duskky therefore half his empire is mine. ;D
  • 06-05-2013, 12:20 AM
    Midnight Thirteen
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    Since I'm a card carrying member of the League of Reapers I'd have to abstain from joining your mighty horned armada. Though I can offer an alliance since our goals don't clash all we want are the souls of the dead, you can have the living world.

    Wow who thought we would have clashed here, and like this... The souls they are my children I do not share. I also hail from the Maddening Circus of Off-topic I Clown Worshiper til the end. *kisses Blackr3ap3r's cute little nose*
  • 06-05-2013, 01:04 AM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    Wow who thought we would have clashed here, and like this... The souls they are my children I do not share. I also hail from the Maddening Circus of Off-topic I Clown Worshiper til the end. *kisses Blackr3ap3r's cute little nose*

    If your an independent reaper of souls this deal doesn't apply to your souls but if ur a member of the League of Reapers then you should know we don't get to keep them they all go to "The Reaper"
  • 06-05-2013, 01:05 AM
    Duskky
    This is my plain of existence, I eat all the souls, I sip the souls from a chalice.
  • 06-05-2013, 01:20 AM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    This is my plain of existence, I eat all the souls, I sip the souls from a chalice.

    Really now? you don't eat souls...... That's just a waist of potential energy..... You gotta absorb them into your own being like "The Reaper" that's how he can take charge of so many of us normal reapers. More souls more power, more power more minions.
  • 06-05-2013, 01:28 AM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    Really now? you don't eat souls...... That's just a waist of potential energy..... You gotta absorb them into your own being like "The Reaper" that's how he can take charge of so many of us normal reapers. More souls more power, more power more minions.

    I'M A UNICORN WE DO THINGS DIFFERENT.
    desu.
  • 06-05-2013, 01:47 AM
    BlackR3ap3r
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    I'M A UNICORN WE DO THINGS DIFFERENT.
    desu.

    Fkin horned species.... You unicorns, rinos, and those fugly narwhals, always with the back talk and soooo stubborn. This universe blows.
    *goes spectral*
    *phases to a better universe*
    Awesome, phased to the hot naked chick universe :)
    Oh look a dragon..... And it's making BBQ
  • 06-05-2013, 02:00 AM
    Zabuza
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    Fkin horned species.... You unicorns, rinos, and those fugly narwhals, always with the back talk and soooo stubborn. This universe blows.
    *goes spectral*
    *phases to a better universe*
    Awesome, phased to the hot naked chick universe :)
    Oh look a dragon..... And it's making BBQ

    Is this the beginning of the Fifth Great Unicorn War!??!
  • 06-05-2013, 02:07 AM
    BlackR3ap3r
    What would be the point??? My army is made up of spectres of death, they can't die or be injured. And Duskkys a unicorn god so his army would also be immortal. If neither of us can loose, it's a stalemate, so why bother.
  • 06-05-2013, 02:18 AM
    Zabuza
    Spectres of Death have the unique ability to kill unicorns.

    Unicorn horns can pierce the ethereal veil that protects the Death Spectres!

    !!ZOMG UNICORN WARZ!!
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_o4TS0sJYeW...llboard+01.jpg
  • 06-05-2013, 02:22 AM
    Zabuza
    Don't forget the mighty hero Captain Uni Corn. He can bring down hordes of spectres with his Saltnbutter no Jutsu.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8KDbj9ak7o...+web+small.jpg
  • 06-05-2013, 02:29 AM
    BlackR3ap3r
    *grabs two spectral swords*
    *stabs one into each end of Uni Corn*
    *roasts him over hell fire*
    There.... Now lets have some Uni Popcorn....
    *smiles*
    *starts eating popcorn*
  • 06-05-2013, 02:35 AM
    Zabuza
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    *grabs two spectral swords*
    *stabs one into each end of Uni Corn*
    *roasts him over hell fire*
    There.... Now lets have some Uni Popcorn....
    *smiles*
    *starts eating popcorn*

    By eating his flesh you have already come under control of his Saltnbutter no jutsu! Now this battle will last 5 episodes!

    What have you done??
  • 06-05-2013, 02:47 AM
    BlackR3ap3r
    No magic survives hell fire not Evan ninja magic that's why I cook everything with it
  • 06-05-2013, 03:26 AM
    Zabuza
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackR3ap3r View Post
    No magic survives hell fire not Evan ninja magic that's why I cook everything with it

    The glittery mist that accompanied Capt. Uni Corn was really his Sparklsaltrain no jutsu and has possessed you within its hypnotic effects.

    When you thought you had eaten him, you really were eating his Saltnbutter no jutsu! Now this happened.

    https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...21838161_n.jpg
  • 06-05-2013, 03:30 AM
    The Oncoming Storm
    I don't know dude, the rainbow's a lot less colorful and friendly when drenched in blood.
  • 06-05-2013, 05:02 AM
    Brad
    the unicorn republic realy dose not want me :P
  • 06-05-2013, 05:13 AM
    bix
    Unicorns and clowns and reapers and midnighters fighting each other for souls? I only have one response to this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=oXYZttxunPw
  • 06-05-2013, 05:57 AM
    Hope499
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by The Oncoming Storm View Post
    I don't know dude, the rainbow's a lot less colorful and friendly when drenched in blood.

    Ya...but it has BLOOD Storm...Blood...

    The human bodys own natural lube, aphrodisiac and just overall happy fun time juice.

    Rainbow + Fun juice = Win no??

    Here, this innocent child captures it perfectly:

    http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...46-d4xorjs.jpg
  • 06-05-2013, 06:01 AM
    Zabuza
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bix View Post
    Unicorns and clowns and reapers and midnighters fighting each other for souls? I only have one response to this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oXYZttxunPw

    It's Unicorn War! Get down or you could take a stray sparkle to the knee!
  • 06-05-2013, 06:09 AM
    Zabuza
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hope499 View Post
    Ya...but it has BLOOD Storm...Blood...

    The human bodys own natural lube, aphrodisiac and just overall happy fun time juice.

    Rainbow + Fun juice = Win no??

    http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.c...d-critters.jpg

    All of them agree.
  • 06-05-2013, 09:27 AM
    Obderiath
    I had a unicorn once, but it got old and I had to euthanize it for glue =(
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