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  • 06-11-2013, 11:40 PM
    Aphotic Bliss
    *Pets Duskky again* It's fine you have a split personality issue we can get through this...It's a common mental disorder among your species.
  • 06-11-2013, 11:44 PM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aphotic Bliss View Post
    *Pets Duskky again* It's fine you have a split personality issue we can get through this...It's a common mental disorder among your species.

    But our genetic code is superior to humans. That man is a vegetable with a horn.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:15 AM
    TheCornmander
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    But our genetic code is superior to humans. That man is a vegetable with a horn.

    This is true, your genetic code is superior to humans. I have a confession to make Duskky ._.

    It is about your parents, you are a superior unicorn created from a threesome between: a beautiful, magnificent ominous spiral-horned beast; the Dark Lord of the Empire; and a unicorn.
    I am sorry to bear the news, as I am sure it must be hard to take, but you were born of a forbidden love ritual between Sith, unicorn and an asexual grain crop.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:17 AM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by TheCornmander View Post
    This is true, your genetic code is superior to humans. I have a confession to make Duskky ._.

    It is about your parents, you are a superior unicorn created from a threesome between: a beautiful, magnificent ominous spiral-horned beast; the Dark Lord of the Empire; and a unicorn.
    I am sorry to bear the news, as I am sure it must be hard to take, but you were born of a forbidden love ritual between Sith, unicorn and an asexual grain crop.

    I'm the God of all Unicorns .-. I made them. I'm not crop.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:29 AM
    TheCornmander
    I bear the picture of truth, son.

    https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...45844010_n.jpg

    Only Darth Vader has seed powerful enough to spawn a unicorn god.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:31 AM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by TheCornmander View Post
    I bear the picture of truth, son.

    https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...45844010_n.jpg

    That's cross-breeding races we don't approve of it.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:33 AM
    TheCornmander
    Quote:

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    That's cross-breeding races we don't approve of it.

    It is a hidden part of your past, buried in secret and scandal.

    http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...250-medium.jpg

    Unicorns have gone to war for such truths.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:41 AM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by TheCornmander View Post
    It is a hidden part of your past, buried in secret and scandal.

    http://www.slate.com/content/dam/sla...250-medium.jpg



    Unicorns have gone to war for such truths.

    No one creates a God, i'm stubborn and no Unicorn has went to war over it.
  • 06-12-2013, 12:49 AM
    TheCornmander
    Quote:

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    No one creates a God, i'm stubborn and no Unicorn has went to war over it.


    Then you will not have trouble explaining this?

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    Join my Empire and I shall ensure your survival in Off-topic we are a broken warzone and the fifth unicorn war has started.

    http://1fc.4imgs.com/sid/748/516_F.jpg
  • 06-12-2013, 12:50 AM
    Duskky
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by TheCornmander View Post
    Then you will not have trouble explaining this?



    http://1fc.4imgs.com/sid/748/516_F.jpg

    Over souls of course.
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