Marry One, Kill One, ****One GO!

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Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen

*cries because of her sexless marriage* I no longer care for your pokeballs.

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D: Whaaaaat?? Ididnuffin!

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Originally Posted by Emo Panther

D: Whaaaaat?? Ididnuffin!

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I Know and all I needed was a little Love *waaaahhhhh*

How do you know our marriage won't be wonderful without Sex? We could the most absolute kickass marriage, and your not even giving it a chance! ;_; My mother was right about you! I'm taking the kids and leaving you!

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Originally Posted by Emo Panther

How do you know our marriage won't be wonderful without Sex? We could the most absolute kickass marriage, and your not even giving it a chance! ;_; My mother was right about you! I'm taking the kids and leaving you!

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How did you have kids in a sexless marriage? WHAT BLACK SORCERY IS THIS?!

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Originally Posted by LetMeTouchYou

Betty White, Kim Kardashian, Anne Hatheway

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i'd marry anne hatheway, as it'd be a lot easier to introduce her at a family reunion.. nail betty white, cause at her age she definitely knows what she's doing.

kim... well... i wouldn't -kill- her.... just bury her in mediocrity and let the world forget about her. kill her and her family will make millions off the funeral footage.

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Originally Posted by cypheon

i'd marry anne hatheway, as it'd be a lot easier to introduce her at a family reunion.. nail betty white, cause at her age she definitely knows what she's doing.

kim... well... i wouldn't -kill- her.... just bury her in mediocrity and let the world forget about her. kill her and her family will make millions off the funeral footage.

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Very logical thinking. Now do round two.

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Originally Posted by Malachi

Alright so we're gonna go to ROUND TWO! This time things get personal!

Your choices are: Midnight, Morgana, and Bix.

(ladies first, next round will be dudes)

Oh and this round has new rules. The person you marry you can never have sex with. And the person you kill will come back as a zombie. And yes you have to choose someone to kill, thems the rules.

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.................................................. .... i'll go drinking with all 3 and lock the doors whenever someone says "choose a sacrifice" :p

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Originally Posted by Malachi

How did you have kids in a sexless marriage? WHAT BLACK SORCERY IS THIS?!

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They were street urchins that we adopted out of boredom. Apparently our marriage would be horrible so we needed some way to entertain ourselves -_-

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Originally Posted by Emo Panther

They were street urchins that we adopted out of boredom. Apparently our marriage would be horrible so we needed some way to entertain ourselves -_-

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It's fine take the little brats I will not pay you any money. But you will have to leave your pokeballs here! I will be hungry later. Daddy warned me you never make a life for us.

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Originally Posted by cypheon

.................................................. .... i'll go drinking with all 3 and lock the doors whenever someone says "choose a sacrifice" :p

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That's not an option, sir. If you don't sacrifice one then you die slowly and painfully.