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  • 06-16-2013, 04:45 AM
    maggie mae
    Post your best FAIL stories
    I bet you guys have some awesome stories

    edit

    I bailed out and got run over by my own cerb I was driving.
  • 06-16-2013, 04:46 AM
    Shada Mori
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by maggie mae View Post
    I vet you guys have some awesome stories

    Ironic fail is ironic.
  • 06-16-2013, 04:55 AM
    Ensu
    I was trying to do my 1080 spin for the Pedal to the Metal pursuit. I drove up to the very peak of Mount Tam and found myself a nice looking lip with a long drop below it. I was facing towards Marin. Slam on the afterburner, soar over the lip and I'm flying. Flying for a full second, and then I hit the invisible wall.

    I fall and get stuck in this tiny little prison, bracketed by mountain and invisible wall. Spend the next half hour boosting my way up the sides, trying to find a way out.

    Finally make it back to the peak of Mount Tam. Pick another outcrop. Launch off it. Hit the same dratted invisible wall. Fall.

    Just fast travelled out and tried elsewhere, at that point.
  • 06-16-2013, 05:24 AM
    Saminator
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQL89M0W9VI

    THIS! lol
  • 06-16-2013, 05:31 AM
    daurgothoth
    One night, i dreamed about old man with white long robe (not a gandalf cause he's got a gun in his hand.)

    he said "Wake up!, and fight for ur life!" at first, i thought 'Does he mean that? Masterba****?'

    but i remembered his gun. it's VOT blaster rifle. shine with orange light.

    so wake up and played Defiance in 2 AM.

    gathered keys(arkfall, co-op). open twelve tier 3 boxes. finally i got one orange item.

    it's a grenade. bio orange, orange bio grenade.

    i humbly say that's just trash. no, not a trash. it's a shiiit. stinky shiiit.

    now i notice, that white robe? it's a trion's uniform.
  • 06-16-2013, 05:39 AM
    greatdividers
    i died in pve :(
  • 06-16-2013, 05:40 AM
    Saminator
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by greatdividers View Post
    i died in pve :(

    Now THAT'S a fail! Seriously though, arkfalls and stuff need a buff, it's good and all that their health is higher if your team is bigger, but I think the damage they deal should also be increased or something.
  • 06-16-2013, 05:56 AM
    HELL MAMA
    mine is i wake up from a great nights sleep and log on the defiance forum. i cant wait to see what great things the arkhunters are saying. (BUT) it the same old people griping crying about the game again! MY FAIL STORY!
  • 06-16-2013, 06:15 AM
    Solo
    I got kicked off the game, 3rd place working on 2nd in sieges......come back I'm in last place.
  • 06-16-2013, 06:16 AM
    Saminator
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    Originally Posted by Solo View Post
    I got kicked off the game, 3rd place working on 2nd in sieges......come back I'm in last place.

    I think too many points accumulate towards time being spent in siege rather than the damage you're actually outputting and kills. The points gained from the caps you hold need to be nerfed! (joke)
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