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    I've fallen and I can't get up

    I threw my back out last night doing something completely sensible and not at all catering to my latent hooligan nature. So I'll be laying on the floor playing The Last Of Us today. If someone would be kind enough to stop by and refill my Iced Tea and jam a hotdog onto my mouth around lunch time (no relish) I would be most grateful.
    Thank you for your time.
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    I could really use a zombie arm to crawl and turn the AC up right about now...
    Defiance branded cereal.
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    For a limited time only, random boxes come with a variant of the popular with kids "Dead Raider Blaster" figurine. Variants include bullet holed mohawk, and brown stained pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by los77 View Post
    SPARTACUS Legends download on xbox live free 2 play!! Beware you will die!!! Only 4 hardcore gamers. Cut off an arm and use it then. If u dare?
    You lost me at payboxlive. I'm incapacitated, not bereft of my senses.
    Defiance branded cereal.
    Bullet shaped crispy wafers of corn by product with sweet marshmellow Hellbug skitterlings, and chewy chocolate shield pickups.
    For a limited time only, random boxes come with a variant of the popular with kids "Dead Raider Blaster" figurine. Variants include bullet holed mohawk, and brown stained pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by los77 View Post
    SPARTACUS Legends download on xbox live free 2 play!! Beware you will die!!! Only 4 hardcore gamers. Cut off an arm and use it then. If u dare?
    Instead of goin on about a stank game that no one cares about why doncha make yerself usefull and get the man a GODDAMNNN HOTDOG!!!

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    I regularly enjoy blaring BIT.TRIP music while driving backwards around hellbug arkfalls in my roller. And there's nothing you can do about it because that would mean angering Commander Video from beyond the grave.

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    Would I be pushy if I said that it had to be all beef?
    Defiance branded cereal.
    Bullet shaped crispy wafers of corn by product with sweet marshmellow Hellbug skitterlings, and chewy chocolate shield pickups.
    For a limited time only, random boxes come with a variant of the popular with kids "Dead Raider Blaster" figurine. Variants include bullet holed mohawk, and brown stained pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    I threw my back out last night doing something completely sensible and not at all catering to my latent hooligan nature. So I'll be laying on the floor playing The Last Of Us today. If someone would be kind enough to stop by and refill my Iced Tea and jam a hotdog onto my mouth around lunch time (no relish) I would be most grateful.
    Thank you for your time.
    I captured you a zombie arm but on the way to your house... I ate it as well with some lemonade and all beef hot dogs I made you.
    Now that you are beyond upset with me for these actions of Mine I went into hiding and cancelled your massage. Please take it easy and hope your back feels better soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    I captured you a zombie arm but on the way to your house... I ate it as well with some lemonade and all beef hot dogs I made you.
    Now that you are beyond upset with me for these actions of Mine I went into hiding and cancelled your massage. Please take it easy and hope your back feels better soon.
    Damn. That didn't go as well as I had hoped. AT ALL!!!!
    Defiance branded cereal.
    Bullet shaped crispy wafers of corn by product with sweet marshmellow Hellbug skitterlings, and chewy chocolate shield pickups.
    For a limited time only, random boxes come with a variant of the popular with kids "Dead Raider Blaster" figurine. Variants include bullet holed mohawk, and brown stained pants.

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    Alice Morgan has to be the most interesting person that I'll listened to while on my back in quite a while.
    Defiance branded cereal.
    Bullet shaped crispy wafers of corn by product with sweet marshmellow Hellbug skitterlings, and chewy chocolate shield pickups.
    For a limited time only, random boxes come with a variant of the popular with kids "Dead Raider Blaster" figurine. Variants include bullet holed mohawk, and brown stained pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMaJaDiZ View Post
    Damn. That didn't go as well as I had hoped. AT ALL!!!!
    I suppose maybe later I can rummage up a new zombie arm and bring some rootbeer and Bratwurst!

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