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    the only phobia i have is called aquaphobia, and thats due to the fact that i had drowned twice when i was a kid but here's the wierd part, i loooove the water, i was born under the water element and i love turtles to death.

    i swim like a fish thanks to my dad ( he's an ex-navy seal ) and can hold my breathe for about 3-4 minutes, he timed me when i last saw him in 08' lol....i love heights, the higher the better, not scared of bugs because im a scorpio and love scorpions and stuff, not a fan of snakes cuz they tend to smell bad lmao, i cant stand dirty places so i guess im automysophobic but other than that not much bothers me lol

    ill get that cricket for ya midnight lol, use his behind as fish bait
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrismeyer34 View Post
    the only phobia i have is called aquaphobia, and thats due to the fact that i had drowned twice when i was a kid but here's the wierd part, i loooove the water, i was born under the water element and i love turtles to death.

    i swim like a fish thanks to my dad ( he's an ex-navy seal ) and can hold my breathe for about 3-4 minutes, he timed me when i last saw him in 08' lol....i love heights, the higher the better, not scared of bugs because im a scorpio and love scorpions and stuff, not a fan of snakes cuz they tend to smell bad lmao, i cant stand dirty places so i guess im automysophobic but other than that not much bothers me lol

    ill get that cricket for ya midnight lol, use his behind as fish bait
    I <3 this and I appointed you as First Sergeant of Cricket Patrols. hey I am a Scorpio also and nearly drowned when I was 7. I can't swim for fear of water and shyness to been seen in my bikini, which I should not have bought. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    I <3 this and I appointed you as First Sergeant of Cricket Patrols. hey I am a Scorpio also and nearly drowned when I was 7. I can't swim for fear of water and shyness to been seen in my bikini, which I should not have bought. lol
    oooh, a bikini?!!!! hey hey hey lmao...sweet! all crickets will learn to fear my name for they know if caught they will find themselves in the gut of a fish, preferably 1 with wicked chompers lmao...and thats about when i had my drowning experiences...i wanted to swim like my pop but instead learned how rocks sink in the deep end of a pool by becoming 1 myself lol...a woman should never be shy to wear a bikini lol
    life is chock full of shtako, so make sure you bring plenty of toilet paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrismeyer34 View Post
    oooh, a bikini?!!!! hey hey hey lmao...sweet! all crickets will learn to fear my name for they know if caught they will find themselves in the gut of a fish, preferably 1 with wicked chompers lmao...and thats about when i had my drowning experiences...i wanted to swim like my pop but instead learned how rocks sink in the deep end of a pool by becoming 1 myself lol...a woman should never be shy to wear a bikini lol
    I am that type of woman though o.O I panic easy plus I was called Casper once. I had the sink or swim experience I sunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    Mostly throughout the night.
    I am not afraid of bugs or spiders much I will kill most all and any in my Midnight Kung-F-U! style all but one.

    This demonseed spawn from the very bowels of hell itself the Cricket! little -son-o-f-a-bee Decided to play it's song of Death and Torment for me between 4-5 AM. I know it was getting closer by the the increased rhythm of his banjo happy legs of doom.
    So I know this is just one of my midnight quirks that makes me soooo special o,O! I just want to know why none of you tried to save me!!!!!!! I thought Off-Topicers were suppose to be there for one another!








    Found him under your bed. I lured him out with this carrot and killed him =) You are safe! Now you can pay me in Pizza's

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColtenM View Post




    Found him under your bed. I lured him out with this carrot and killed him =) You are safe! Now you can pay me in Pizza's
    You Evil little boy!!! She will faint when she sees this =( OMG worse I bet she gets sick! If she does I hope she vomits in your suede shoes.

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    hey midnight il get that cricket (I handle them a fair bit a the pet shop under the computer shop, them and locusts) and when I catch him il feed him to a bearded dragon :P
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    D's dang sure for deliciousness, coz I'm a delectable guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColtenM View Post




    Found him under your bed. I lured him out with this carrot and killed him =) You are safe! Now you can pay me in Pizza's
    Quote Originally Posted by FireFoxen View Post
    You Evil little boy!!! She will faint when she sees this =( OMG worse I bet she gets sick! If she does I hope she vomits in your suede shoes.

    This is not a bad Cricket Pic it is very cool. Pls don't wish Ill on my suede boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColtenM View Post




    Found him under your bed. I lured him out with this carrot and killed him =) You are safe! Now you can pay me in Pizza's
    Why'd you kill that cute cricket? </3


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aphotic Bliss View Post
    Why'd you kill that cute cricket? </3
    Midnight is scared of them to the point she gets freaked out pretty easily. I really would not kill one this cool.

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