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    Game-breaking FFXIV:ARR bug. (not for fanboys)

    See title. I can't believe Square Enix would launch the game with such a glaring, game-breaking problem. And before you fanboys jump in and say it's a minor glitch, only happens to me, etc., this happens to pretty much everyone I know, so stop cashing your Square Enix paychecks, ok? Obvious plant is obvious.

    Anyway, here's the bug:

    Every Friday, about 5am my time, I log in to play. For about 48 hours, everything is great. Hell, better than great. I log in whenever I have time, I have a blast, I quest, I kill, I Fate, I explore, and so forth. I don't have a complaint about this part. Ok yeah, they got the whole "playing the game" aspect right. Immersion, good UI, controls that make sense and flow, and a ton of fun. Whatever, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while, as the old man down the street used to say. Actually, I don't know any old men down the street. Anyway, don't change the subject.

    Then, after 48 hours, the game stops. Done. Some message about weekends, or schedules, or betas, whatever. I don't play video games to read. I play video games to pwn dragons. So, now, for like 310 hours or however many there is between Sunday and Friday, I can't even freakin' LOG IN. I sit there angry and bitter, giving my dog dirty looks and occasionally accusing her of things that she couldn't possibly have done and are obviously not her fault. I go through physical, mental and emotional withdrawal. Standard stuff. My hands shake. I eat too much chocolate. I listen to old school metal ballads. I read Buddhist meditation manuals. Suffering. Because Square Enix can't get their s**t together and release a game that works for more than 48 hours.

    Are we even getting re-compensated for this?

    Infuriated,

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    OMG wut a ***kin joke LOLZ! Square-Penix cant evan keep it up HAHA! iz lyk dey r 2 dum 2 evn maek a gaem dat wurks ryt. DIS AEM SUKS!!!!!1one!!won!!11Juan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    Square-Penix cant evan keep it up HAHA!
    I won't say that I "spit my coffee out," because I'm against hyperbole. I made a choking/chortling sound, and a little bit dribbled out of the corner of my mouth. Well done.
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    Hahahahaha omg Ryz this was great. I was so ready to put my fanboy cap on and jump you. You got me good! Hey what server are you on in the beta? All of us are on Leviathan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malachi View Post
    Hahahahaha omg Ryz this was great. I was so ready to put my fanboy cap on and jump you. You got me good! Hey what server are you on in the beta? All of us are on Leviathan.
    I'm on Midgardsormr. But if Leviathan is decided upon, I can roll there at the start of Phase 4, since chars are getting wiped at the end of 3 anyway. xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryzaerian View Post
    I'm on Midgardsormr. But if Leviathan is decided upon, I can roll there at the start of Phase 4, since chars are getting wiped at the end of 3 anyway. xD
    What level are you at? You should just roll a character on our server now. And I'm pretty sure we'll be on Leviathan for good, but it could change. We'd like to go to the smallest pop server, but it's hard to know which one that'll be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malachi View Post
    What level are you at? You should just roll a character on our server now. And I'm pretty sure we'll be on Leviathan for good, but it could change. We'd like to go to the smallest pop server, but it's hard to know which one that'll be.
    Like 14. I don't get to play nearly as much as I'd like. I've got another week or two of working like 18 hours a day before I've stabilized the new business enough to take some more leisure time. I should be good for the start of Phase 4.

    Be careful with low pop servers. They can turn into ghost towns during population flux. I always go for a high-pop server. They feel more alive. Bigger is better, when it comes to community. =)
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    I wanna play this!

    wish I had a ps3......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryzaerian View Post
    Bigger is better
    lol this guy is ghey!!1eleven
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