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    Senior Member Obderiath's Avatar
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    Sex is Confusing...

    ... and I can't find ANY information on it on the internet! I need to know how to do sex NOW!
    Hell no, I don't want to go get some fries.

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    Y'all whine too much.
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    There's no "5" in "Kurt Jr."!

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    Defiance branded cereal.
    Bullet shaped crispy wafers of corn by product with sweet marshmellow Hellbug skitterlings, and chewy chocolate shield pickups.
    For a limited time only, random boxes come with a variant of the popular with kids "Dead Raider Blaster" figurine. Variants include bullet holed mohawk, and brown stained pants.

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    Go to piratebay and click any of the ads on the side. I'm sure you'll learn something :P

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    Socially economic xylophones are easy enough to understand.
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    Things to learn: Learn to stop blowing self up with Explosives, this is detrimental to Ark Hunters life.
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    Don't fall for it! I heard that sex is how these creatures, called girls, steal your virginity! Damn thieves.
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    what is this Sex you speek of obd?

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    Be careful I did that once gave birth to a son... Seems that sex and making babies go together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clown View Post
    Don't fall for it! I heard that sex is how these creatures, called girls, steal your virginity! Damn thieves.
    I refuse to give that back to you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clown View Post
    Don't fall for it! I heard that sex is how these creatures, called girls, steal your virginity! Damn thieves.
    What's a girl?
    Hell no, I don't want to go get some fries.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dist0rt3d Hum0r
    Y'all whine too much.
    Quote Originally Posted by Clown
    There's no "5" in "Kurt Jr."!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obderiath View Post
    What's a girl?
    That is a deity we will never understand...

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