Sex is Confusing...

[Rawt]

how duz I secks?

[Ryzaerian]

What's a girl?

I saw a girl once. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

[Obderiath]

I saw a girl once. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

I think that was a carnie, not a girl.

[ausrotten]

Girls are annoying , you are better of with a blowup doll , practice on that...then when you feel you are ready to give up your freedom hobbies and friends..get a girl.haha

[cypheon]

Girls are annoying , you are better of with a blowup doll , practice on that...then when you feel you are ready to give up your freedom hobbies and friends..get a girl.haha

so official advice from the married woman: stay away from women.

good to see you agree with the therapist i probably should be going to soon

[ShiMoShinkenFry]

so official advice from the married woman: stay away from women.

good to see you agree with the therapist i probably should be going to soon

I think 90% of off topic needs to see a therapist. Luckily we have our in house therapist.

[DEATHBR1NGER 37]

Now I'm not Dr. Phil, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to get to the root of this problem.
It's 'cuz you're fat. And I won't sugarcoat it because you'd eat that too (he says in a southern accent).

[Midnight Thirteen]

Now I'm not Dr. Phil, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to get to the root of this problem.
It's 'cuz you're fat. And I won't sugarcoat it because you'd eat that too (he says in a southern accent).

This... is the best thing I have read so far today.

[DEATHBR1NGER 37]

This... is the best thing I have read so far today.

Why thank you madam! lol usually don't stray into Off Topic, but I had to see what this thread was about!

[Midnight Thirteen]

Why thank you madam! lol usually don't stray into Off Topic, but I had to see what this thread was about!

You will find Off-topic is a pretty easy laid back group and are welcome to hang out anytime you see fit ;p