So I was thinking about that string of Preorder cancelling threats that went on a few days ago if "this wasnt changed" or "that wasnt fixed" or "this wasnt implamented" and so on and so forth, so ItISLupus and I kinda took it and ran with it. Here's some stupid reason we came up with to cancel your Defiance preorder:
-What? This game isn't a CoD clone? PREORDER CANCELLED
-What's that? You can use cloak AND a sawed off shotgun in PvP? PREORDER CANCELLED
(Reference to Halo cloaking hate and Gears of War 3 Sawed Off hate.)
-What?! No killstreaks?! PREORDER CANCELLED
-What? You're not going to release the Dodge Challenger as DLC for everyone to use later on?
PREORDER CANCELLED (Reference to the preoder characters in Gears 3 being released as LE
characters later on.)
-You can Sprint AND Reload at the same time? PREORDER CANCELLED
(Reference to how you can't do both at the same time in more "realistic" games.)
-This game isn't as realistic as CoD! PREORDER CANCELLED
-Grant has the wrong rank insignia on his lapel! PREORDER CANCELLED
-What? There isn't an old man yelling AAARRRK FAAAAALLLLL! whenever you get into range of an AF?
PREORDER CANCELLED
-Level Cap is only 5000? I can't use my incredibly over-used DBZ quote? PREORDER CANCELLED!
-The big rocket bandits can stunlock me? If I wanted that I'd go play Geth in Mass Effect 3!
PREORDER CANCELLED (Geth Prime plasma blasts will stunlock you over and over and over...)
-Those 99ers have rediculous shields! I don't want to relive ME3's ending! PREORDER CANCELLED
(Reference to the very last Marauder you face in the story of ME3's campaign. Taking out his shields was a big problem for a lot of people on their Insanity difficulty runs.)
There's the ones we came up with. This thread is meant soley as some silliness and a chance to poke fun at those that cancelled their preorders for stupid reasons. What can you come up with?
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Originally Posted by Dist0rt3d Hum0r
