Stupid Reasons to Cancel Your Defiance Preorder

[zzzkinzzz]

Had way to much fun with the game so PRE-ORDER CANCELLED,
I'm gutted I just finished finding all 120 codes as well

[Drkhao]

The tags for this thread.
Are beyond me.
Just beyond me.

[eeyore]

This is an "M" rated game. Where's all the blood and drug use and sexual themes it talked about? Wasn't that some sort of promise? PRE-ORDER CANCELED.

I have too much time on my hands and post on too many threads. PRE-ORDER CANCELED.

I've seen too many typos on all the threads, like "nub" instead of "noob." PRE-ODOR CANKLED.

I've seen too many character names I would punish my children for repeating. PRE-ORDER CANCELED.

I saw too many places where it said "sound f/x here" or it didn't have a cut-scene, and I hated that, even though it's a beta. PRE-ORDER CANCELED.


I saw too many threads I thought were boring. PRE-ORDER CANCELED.


I've posted to too many threads when under the influence of alcohol, causing me to think there should be a penalty called "DWG," or "Drinking While Gaming," or (in this case) "DWP," or "Drinking While Posting." There is no such rule, and it makes no sense for me to make such a post about needing such a rule, since I would promptly be found guilty. PRE-ORDER CANCELED.

Okay, that's enough for now. Putting in these last few comments gives me another chance to use the phrase "PRE-ORDER CANCELED," even though this isn't another jab about a silly reason to cancel a pre-order. I just thought I would put this little bit in here. It just felt right. It's just a final little joke. (Is it ironic that a person with a name and avatar of Eeyore would joke about anything at all? )

[BadMoFoJay]

Ikr?

Now, if Trion puts in the same community love that Gearbox does (which they already have with the Beta.) I'll have a favorite developer on my hands..

Gearbox shows no love for ACM....
What? They took all of the things that made other games great and put them into one game? PREORDER CANCELLED!

[ItISLupus]

Sledge hasn't posted in this thread? PREORDER CANCELLED

[duction]

gf wont be getting none when this game goes live..... pre order canceled

[Bartholomew N7]

A Herp De Derp De Tittly Tum Te Derpa Derp! Preorder Cancelled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYA6duF-9E

[ItISLupus]

gf wont be getting none when this game goes live..... pre order canceled

She'll be getting some. just not from you. PREORDER CANCELLED.


OXM gave defiance a bad review PREORDER CANCELLED

[duction]

She'll be getting some. just not from you. PREORDER CANCELLED.


OXM gave defiance a bad review PREORDER CANCELLED

aslong as i get to play some sexbox i aitn botherd ! pre order NOT canceld!

[RushNlowZ]

LMAO... I don't know which is funnier the reasons everyone has given or the fact that this thread has the tag "potato in my anus" for it.

Potato in my anus... PRE ORDER CANCELLED