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  1. 07-08-2013 07:38 PM #1
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    Congratulations on your pregnancy Malachi.

    I would like to congratulate our very own Malachi on finding out that they are pregnant with twins.
    I believe we should all give Malachi words of encouragement in off topic.
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  2. 07-08-2013 07:40 PM #2
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  3. 07-08-2013 08:23 PM #3
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    My words of advice is to nurse them quickly once they get teefers in they bite the nips to hard, unless you are into that.
    so Mal got Milk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    My words of advice is to nurse them quickly once they get teefers in they bite the nips to hard, unless you are into that.
    so Mal got Milk?
    aw damn it Midnight, you totally just ruined this huge glass of chocolate milk i just poured for myself....
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    You so don't need it! chocolate will make the babies hyper. They will kick you to death from the Inside.
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  6. 07-08-2013 08:30 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    You so don't need it! chocolate will make the babies hyper. They will kick you to death from the Inside.
    O.O great...now I'm gonna have nightmares about that mental picture you just gave me
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  7. 07-08-2013 08:33 PM #7
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    I am sorry, but be thankful they don't come with teefers or they chew their way out that be Messy. <3
    You should invest in a breast pump, make it two with twins you need two of everything.
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    Congratulations, Mal!

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  9. 07-09-2013 01:59 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    I am sorry, but be thankful they don't come with teefers or they chew their way out that be Messy. <3
    You should invest in a breast pump, make it two with twins you need two of everything.
    Dear Lawd Midni... I am going to have nightmares myself.
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  10. 07-09-2013 02:38 AM #10
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    Advice? Drown them. They will only grow up to hurt you.
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