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  1. 07-16-2013 07:50 PM #1
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    Not calling names, but this was too funny not to share

    I was standing in ERC when a random person said "hey" in Area chat... Being friendly, I replied with "how goes?"

    then left field came into the picture...

    In Area, I get something to the effect of "you want cyber***? 5k Scrip, I'm 5 star!"

    I was floored... but, I carry a quick wit... so, I replied to him "nah man, I'm 41 and married... I have no need for that! now, if you're selling a nap, I'm in!!!"

    I'm still laughing about it and just can't seem to stop...

    I don't want to drag the guy under the bus, so I'm not saying who it was... don't even remember his GT... but dang, that was some funny stuff... at least it was to me...
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  2. 07-16-2013 07:52 PM #2
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    Should have cybered.
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  4. 07-16-2013 08:03 PM #4
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  5. 07-16-2013 08:29 PM #5
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    So if he sold you a nap and you said yes... you still would have slept with him? o,O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Thirteen View Post
    So if he sold you a nap and you said yes... you still would have slept with him? o,O
    Well... if he'd been selling a nap and I purchased one from him, I'd imagine that it would result in me falling asleep at my desk while he typed out a lullaby to me...

    and now that I wrote that, it sounds just about as creepy as if I'd taken the original offer!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Market View Post
    Well... if he'd been selling a nap and I purchased one from him, I'd imagine that it would result in me falling asleep at my desk while he typed out a lullaby to me...

    and now that I wrote that, it sounds just about as creepy as if I'd taken the original offer!! lol
    That actually sounds even creepier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duskky View Post
    Should have cybered.
    ^ now we all know who that guy was hahaha
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    market, boss, we all know you were "that guy".
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  10. 07-17-2013 09:59 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Market View Post
    Well... if he'd been selling a nap and I purchased one from him, I'd imagine that it would result in me falling asleep at my desk while he typed out a lullaby to me...

    and now that I wrote that, it sounds just about as creepy as if I'd taken the original offer!! lol
    I would hope he would have charged more than 5kscrip for a lap lullaby.... Those things don't come cheap these days. ;p
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