New Defiance drinking game (21 and over for US citizens)

[JxSiN]

Rules are simple.

Every time you get a critical error or a timed out message in game, you take a shot.

Every time you get a major glitch (such as your friends not showing up on your in game friends list), you take a shot.

Every time someone at Trion says "soon", "no eta", "we are working on it", or anything to that nature, you take TWO shots.

NEW RULE: every time a thread gets locked, you take a shot

If you are on PS3 NA, you get to have THREE extra shots.

Man, I'm drunk before I can even finish this post.

EDIT:
Disclaimer. CM's and Devs. This post was made to try to alleviate some of the hostility and irritability that most of us are feeling right now. It was made in good fun, and I hope you can get a chuckle out of it yourselves. You can even feel free to participate with us in the humor, or the drinking, or both. On a side note, feel free to chime in with "soon", "no ETA", "We are working on it", etc. But you also have to take shots when you do that. Cheers, Kampai, or whatever

[A s0t]

you know where the off topic forums are. xbox players would be wasted 24/7. ps3 players would be dead from alcohol intoxication.

[Airwriter]

Oh damn, i wont be able to go to work tomorrow at this rate, X_X

[JxSiN]

Considering the current state of Defiance and the inability for almost everyone to play this game right now, I'm sure this is pretty general.

Is it too late to ask for my 50 dollars back that I spent on bits earlier today?
There, now the thread is a general discussion

[A s0t]

Considering the current state of Defiance and the inability for almost everyone to play this game right now, I'm sure this is pretty general.

Is it too late to ask for my 50 dollars back that I spent on bits earlier today?
There, now the thread is a general discussion

sbr just locked the crap out of that guys thread

[GiantInMaine]

Yeah I think sin is trying to kill us all.

[Pyth]

You'd be pissing paint thinner after an hour.

[Billy Guile]

sooooooooooo if i can't play at all, i just keep chugging bottle after bottle, right?

[JxSiN]

sooooooooooo if i can't play at all, i just keep chugging bottle after bottle, right?

Every time you hit a timed out or critical.... so basically yeah

[Billy Guile]

i'm still stuck on not getting through the play screen. so i can't even technically time out