New Defiance drinking game (21 and over for US citizens)

[Valaska]

Most people when they get to a point in drunkeness get pissed off... This could backfire to your plans btw.

[JxSiN]

Most people when they get to a point in drunkeness get pissed off... This could backfire to your plans btw.

But what if that were the plan? Not saying it is just saying the world may never know.

Insert evil laugh as I pet a white fluffy cat in my lap

[Rasczak]

Rules are simple.

Every time you get a critical error or a timed out message in game, you take a shot.

Every time you get a major glitch (such as your friends not showing up on your in game friends list), you take a shot.

Every time someone at Trion says "soon", "no eta", "we are working on it", or anything to that nature, you take TWO shots.

If you are on PS3 NA, you get to have THREE extra shots.

Man, I'm drunk before I can even finish this post.

EDIT:
Disclaimer. CM's and Devs. This post was made to try to alleviate some of the hostility and irritability that most of us are feeling right now. It was made in good fun, and I hope you can get a chuckle out of it yourselves. You can even feel free to participate with us in the humor, or the drinking, or both. On a side note, feel free to chime in with "soon", "no ETA", "We are working on it", etc. But you also have to take shots when you do that. Cheers, Kampai, or whatever

That would very quickly lead to alcohol poisoning.

[JxSiN]

That would very quickly lead to alcohol poisoning.

I can see the headlines now

"Defiance players dropping dead from Alcohol poisoning... Details SOON."

[JxSiN]

Added a new rule. Every time a thread gets locked, take a shot

[Raver Wolfe]

Now you're killing us.

[Rasczak]

You know what's ironic? Suddenly, I am nowhere near as irate with Trion Worlds for what they've done with Defiance.

I've just watched Warner Brothers take the first step to utterly making me despise a character I've been a fan of since Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns and Batman Year One.

[A s0t]

after playing the drinking game i need a new liver thank jxsin

[A s0t]

how about drink 2 shots per post you made in the locked thread

[Myst]

Ugh I could definitely use a drink right now!