DLC 2 on Friday's PAX livestream

[Krazy Karen]

Ya hopefully no more data recorders, but you guys have to admit how awesome everything else is!!!!!!!!!

Those arkfalls look like so great!

[drackiller]

Ya hopefully no more data recorders, but you guys have to admit how awesome everything else is!!!!!!!!!

Those arkfalls look like so great!

Your awesome too, if i were 20 years younger...
WTF...i must be drunk...

[hardy83]

What are you talking about? I want like 100 data recorders every DLC pack.

DLC 3- Defiance, the audio book!

lol

Honestly, that would be nice. It'd probably be the most story we'll ever get since audio logs are probably the easiest way to do stories in the game, that or actually give up books in the game. You know, like a history book on what happened in the world. :P

[Valaska]

Uhm.....Valaska,
I've gone to Alaska, Once from Nebraska,
You see, it is My smartphone that makes it seem like a peom,
When it starts to indent, Billy Guile lives in a tent.
So now I hope I've explained, this source of your pain,
Since all of you and me sit and wait for DLC.
So if it won't all rhyme, does it have to all the time?
What about a haiku, if it's the same to you?
.
.
.
Ugh. Enough of that drivel.
Billy, You told on yourself. Stop telling us about your deployment after the fact.

This was the best thing to come from playing Defiance so far, bravo lol.

[CRIXDA]

I am pleased that I was able to brighten Your day,
In this special and rythmical way.
That this sweet and bounding appliance,
Was born from the game of Defiance.
"Be Happy..." said Bobby McFarren,
If we all were just like Krazy Karen -
We would prance and pose on our xbox,
Wearing nothing to cover our......
Socks?
Uh...smocks?
Er......blocks.....?
No! Crocs!
So, uh.....I want to be able to earn the Arkfall Spikes.

[WARDUKE]

I will only accept more Data Recorders if they are all voiced by Morgan Freeman in the character of Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding, from Shawshank Redemption.

[Ashlocke]

So as I was reading up on some of what DLC#2 will bring us I got to thinking, gee this sure feels like some weird twisted version of Master Chef.

Follow me on this:
You got teams of Chefs (in this case teams of Devs) who await anxiously to find out what the bizarre ingredient will be that they have to focus a completely new dish around (in this case some established random pulled-from-nether-region gear to completely focus around), and then the marketing overlord starts a 2 hour clock to see who can make the best dish in the time allotted.

In my mind this week's episode went something like this:
Marketing Overlord: Are you ready Devs? (Ominous Music) This week's special ingredient is... (Long dramatic pause) Grenades!!! Go Go GO!!!

Devs: Hurrying about sticking their fingers into every tub and licking them to find something that tasted good enough to pair with the Grenades, Orange grenades are too sour, we'll have to get rid of those... blue grenades make everyone's tongue blue like blueberries, those will have to go as well.

Marketing Overlord: Hurry up!!! You got 5 minutes left on the clock!

Ok, so I was bored and it was raining heavily outside all day and this was my feeble attempt at amusing myself, sue me.
On the bright side, my wife offered to hire a mime to act out every data recorder for my birthday.

[CRIXDA]

No worries, Ashlocke!
I love the direction that you went with the entire thing.
We need to get Krazy Karen to mime out all of the EGO lines on youtube or something.
Just thinking outside of the box.
Beats the crap out of my janky poetry any day.

[Valaska]

So... Dahanese, how bout them spikes and if they are earn-able?

[zatchstar]

well this was a let down... don't think i am going to stick around for a game that has nothing to look forward to, has server issues, and is no longer enjoyable