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    The Volge and how they tend to **** block

    So I was competing in this wonderful arkfall yesterday. I was doing good, having a good time when suddenly VOLGE! And I was like "I didn't think the Volge were allied with Dark Matter" What seesm to have happened was one of my fellow arkhunters missed a shot, which went alllllll the way to a Volge emergency and alerted them. So now we have Dark Matter and Volge. Fun fact: The green super power up kerjiggers really helped with that. Finished the Volge, got back to Dark Matter. The akrfall ended and I placed like 3rd because of the Volge thing. Its cool how things tend to interconnect but gettting interrupted by a volge butt ****** was not cool. Stupid volge. MIND YOUR GODDAMNED BIZNIZ!

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    Not gonna lie, when you mentioned the ego boosters I was kind of hoping for a horror story about super volge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alastar View Post
    Not gonna lie, when you mentioned the ego boosters I was kind of hoping for a horror story about super volge
    I expected the same. xD

    Yea, the Volge do seem to have a rather wide "alert circle". Like how in minecraft mobs are programmed to detect the player from X amount of blocks away. Same is for the Volge, though it would be meters rather than blocks.

    I'll just come out and admit that I sometimes will lead Volge over to arkfalls. I do it with Hulkers too. I like to watch how everyone eventually turns and fires at whatever intrusion has come by, then all migrate back to the arkfall. I've seen a Hulker run around for almost 30 seconds before someone noticed and started shooting. xD

    Y'all whine too much.

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    Thats actually funny!! It adds varity to the game (the unexpected).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dist0rt3d Hum0r View Post
    I expected the same. xD

    Yea, the Volge do seem to have a rather wide "alert circle". Like how in minecraft mobs are programmed to detect the player from X amount of blocks away. Same is for the Volge, though it would be meters rather than blocks.

    I'll just come out and admit that I sometimes will lead Volge over to arkfalls. I do it with Hulkers too. I like to watch how everyone eventually turns and fires at whatever intrusion has come by, then all migrate back to the arkfall. I've seen a Hulker run around for almost 30 seconds before someone noticed and started shooting. xD
    they need to get rid of the volge and bring back the hulkers...i miss killing those big guys...they used to be the best mobs to kill for loot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alastar View Post
    Not gonna lie, when you mentioned the ego boosters I was kind of hoping for a horror story about super volge
    I think it would just make them ginger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Badger View Post
    So I was competing in this wonderful arkfall yesterday. I was doing good, having a good time when suddenly VOLGE! And I was like "I didn't think the Volge were allied with Dark Matter" What seesm to have happened was one of my fellow arkhunters missed a shot, which went alllllll the way to a Volge emergency and alerted them. So now we have Dark Matter and Volge. Fun fact: The green super power up kerjiggers really helped with that. Finished the Volge, got back to Dark Matter. The akrfall ended and I placed like 3rd because of the Volge thing. Its cool how things tend to interconnect but gettting interrupted by a volge butt ****** was not cool. Stupid volge. MIND YOUR GODDAMNED BIZNIZ!
    I grant you 10 bonus points for using the bonus word of the day. "kerjiggers"

    I've seen the volge fight with Raiders at arkfalls, so it's a shame you couldn't get them going at each other while you placed bets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dist0rt3d Hum0r View Post
    I expected the same. xD

    Yea, the Volge do seem to have a rather wide "alert circle". Like how in minecraft mobs are programmed to detect the player from X amount of blocks away. Same is for the Volge, though it would be meters rather than blocks.

    I'll just come out and admit that I sometimes will lead Volge over to arkfalls. I do it with Hulkers too. I like to watch how everyone eventually turns and fires at whatever intrusion has come by, then all migrate back to the arkfall. I've seen a Hulker run around for almost 30 seconds before someone noticed and started shooting. xD
    i like when a volge emergency pops up right after a final arkfall. then all of a sudden there are hundreds of people killing a couple volge.

    but i hate when i am at iron demon and someone leads the volge there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oshduckman View Post
    they need to get rid of the volge and bring back the hulkers...i miss killing those big guys...they used to be the best mobs to kill for loot
    i miss hulkers also. i watched a hulker one punch a monarch and destroy it. then when it started running, it ran over to where some volge had spawned, and the hulker killed each volge guy with one punch each.

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